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By *ack3d! OP   Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Came in to work and there a creme egg on my desk, nice way to start the day...so how do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here, but i was the one delivering them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting.

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

Hate chocolate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."

No they are vile

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre

They are a bit of a sexual treat no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat mine with my mouth

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"I eat mine with my mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no?"
how pray tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble, remove the top, use a tiny spoon to eat all the fondant out, crush the shell under a book, then eat the pieces one by one.

For himself, remove the top then the fondant, replace with gravy, put top back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting.

No they are vile "

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum


"I eat mine with my mouth "
prob the best way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat mine with my mouth prob the best way "

I think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whole in one and it's gone

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?"

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask.. "

I like your style

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask..

I like your style "

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

I just throw it down the hatch whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh

I just throw it down the hatch whole"

Same

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By *ack3d! OP   Man
over a year ago

Dundalk


"Meh

I just throw it down the hatch whole"

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


"Meh

I just throw it down the hatch whole"

It's quite a mouthful to take all in one no? Do you chew and swallow or just suck and swallow?

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By *ack3d! OP   Man
over a year ago

Dundalk


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask.. "

Stop playing with your food

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

I hate them too and not really a lover of chocolate. Very rare I eat it and when I do I want something decent inside not sugary gloop.

Basically it's the same fondant that cakes are covered in. And that's almost as nasty as cake itself...and I bake cakes like that lol

I never snaffle off cuts.
"Hate chocolate!!"

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I don't eat many easter eggs at all. I'm prob better off lol

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Id eat mine out of your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream eggs are probably the best chocolates of all things chocolate! Yumm I love me so cream eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to bite of the top and get my tongue right in,licking all that runny center out before gobbling the rest all in one

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Can you boil them make them hard boiled eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."

No I agree with you on that, they're disgusting

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway


"I hate them too and not really a lover of chocolate. Very rare I eat it and when I do I want something decent inside not sugary gloop.

Basically it's the same fondant that cakes are covered in. And that's almost as nasty as cake itself...and I bake cakes like that lol

I never snaffle off cuts.Hate chocolate!!"
All chocolate though has lots of surgary gloop in it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bite the top off and slowly lick out all the sticky gooey stuff and then nibble at the chocolate letting it melt in my mouth mmmm.. I want one now

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."

You're not the only one, I find them absolutely inedible, to say it nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Pisces and I dive right in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pop the whole thing in my mouth and chew. It's not sexy. It's not even decent. It's efficient tho

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Pop them in ask her to lay a golden egg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleuch, I can't be the only one who finds them disgusting."
They seem to get sweeter and more disgusting each year. I see they've started selling jaegermeister (possibly spelled wrong) eggs now-they're sure to outsell the originals in this country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask.. "

Jesus can i have a bit of that

Cream egg of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Pisces and I dive right in ! "

Do Pisces do this??? Nowwww it makes sense why i jump first and think later

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


"They are a bit of a sexual treat no? how pray tell?

Well since you ask...

You start with a gentle lick on the outside to get the first taste and inhale the chocolatey aroma, followed by a few small nibbles and bites. Opening up the inside is rewarded by an intoxicating scent and delicious sweet yummy taste. Impatience is the enemy here.... go slow, use your tongue to discover each different texture, swirl it, lick it, and slowly suck it. You can use you whole mouth and even a finger or 2 but don't get carried away. Lips, teeth and tongue will start to gather momentum but again prolonging the experience is very important. Eventually, you won't be able to resist any longer and sliding it all the way in, engulfing, swallowing, (there may even be some dripping) reaching that all important climax...

You did ask..

Jesus can i have a bit of that

Cream egg of course "

Of course..... where would you like me to put it?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago in work a challenge arose. Long story shortened, I bet that I could eat 30 creme eggs in an hour without water. So the next day...the creme eggs arrived..peeled of their foil and away I went. 22 eggs in 9 minutes. Lads payed up before I finished, handiest 250 yoyos I ever made.

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