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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What advice can we give him folks?

Mine would be to go against your usual 'one shower per year' rule and have another just for this occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditch the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advice can we give him folks?

Mine would be to go against your usual 'one shower per year' rule and have another just for this occasion.

Think Algebra..think algebra..think algebra...ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ditch the socks"

I heard he wears socks with sandals.... shudder

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Well he is one lucky guy that's for sure I hope he will have the energy . He better get a lot of sleep and rest so to conserve all his energy . He better have his weetabix before he meets the ladies .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe 'knock one out' pre meet!

(Not one of the women, mind!)

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Run!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I hear heard that he thinks the F stands for either fella or farmyard animal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take the strapon like a champ, lube is overrated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should take out penis insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"He should take out penis insurance"

Depending on who the three f's are he might need anus insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lucky ladies .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a plane crash

Stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Haha

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Where is he anyway? Maybe he got scared and listened to my advise.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!

Shhhh

ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!

Shhhh

ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!

Forward planning, I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the strapon like a champ, lube is overrated!"

Wanna borrow mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditch the socks"

Have you not seen his crispy toenails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the strapon like a champ, lube is overrated!

Wanna borrow mine?

I predict a sword fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditch the socks

Have you not seen his crispy toenails?"

Hairy feet too...

Resembles hobbit feet

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!

Shhhh

ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!

Deep heat is best he be singing after

Ring of fire, ring of fire

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

He be grand Just get a ball gag to stop him roaring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin yosser !! You need Gin !!

Good idea, will take his mind off having no lube!

Shhhh

ive ordered gin and tonic lube from Bum Fun...dont tell him !!

Deep heat is best he be singing after

Ring of fire, ring of fire

#RingSting

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He be grand Just get a ball gag to stop him roaring

Beat get a leg bar and restraints stop him running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit."

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!"

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!"

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX."

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Yosser wear your Xmas mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosser wear your Xmas mankini "

I worn it swimming last week

Had the pool to myself

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Yosser wear your Xmas mankini

I worn it swimming last week

Had the pool to myself

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!"

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha"

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky

Nobody puts Geordie on the bench

Across it? That's a different story

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky

Nobody puts Geordie on the bench

Across it? That's a different story

Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky

Nobody puts Geordie on the bench

Across it? That's a different story

Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Don't forget the Fahrenheit.

Good idea I'll wash me balls in it

They'll hear you in Lispole if you shaved first!

I'll let you know Candy if I hear it down around here

Cheers J, XX.

Was gna wax ..

I have an auld Xmas candle knocking about here somewhere, that should do the trick

Want a hand with that yoss? I promise to be gentle

Why thank you kindly Geordie

You want to apply or remove?

Both!!!!

Grand

So does that mean I can just lay back and relax ?

Yes - you won't feel a thing

Mwahahahahahaha

If you play your cards right you could be 1st reserve on the fff list

Sorry I'm not on the bench - I'm off having ff mf ffm mfmf and all kinds of combinations Saturday if I'm lucky

Nobody puts Geordie on the bench

Across it? That's a different story

Can't u just see her peachy ass skyward her brown star winking at u

Oh jaysuss

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

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over a year ago

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

That's the spirit!

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

That's the spirit!

Take one for the team, you lucky sod.

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By *earlaitCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Farheineit ?? Mmmmmm he will smell good girls -----

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

That's the spirit!

Take one for the team, you lucky sod.

One there's three of then he's going to be airtight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's the funeral?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

#PrayForYosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

We're all very proud of .. the pre match diet , very important.. and remember a spoonful of Bisto.can brown and thicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful what you wish for, yosser.

Sounds like the girls, are going to rip you a new 1...

I'm under no illusions

But I'll give it a lash

We're all very proud of .. the pre match diet , very important.. and remember a spoonful of Bisto.can brown and thicken "

Probably more appropriate on the brown star thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the strapon like a champ, lube is overrated!"

Speaking from experience?? Have you tried one on

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By *heBeastReturnsMan
over a year ago

Navan

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Are they thunder pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Oh my the beast the is back! Missed you soo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Sooooo Devastated you are not the real manbeast .... he still in his mancave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Sooooo Devastated you are not the real manbeast .... he still in his mancave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have something in your teeth love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get insurance soon

hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww little beastman/pussycat has come back to play?

Gosh darnit, you big tease uni you! Don't you know I'm anxiously awaiting his return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was being nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other"

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other"

Amongst others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other

Amongst others

Haha I'll keep it in mind for my future post to my lovely fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other

Amongst others

It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other

Amongst others

It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then"

You know I love drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fluttering eyelids emoji...its what girls use when they're being bitchy to each other

Amongst others

It's a shame there's not a drama queen emoji...they could be up front about it then

You know I love drama

The queen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the drama ... sigh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??? Merely a comment make your own drama if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all "

I'm looking forward to it anyway

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Jealous yoss!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Jealous yoss!!

Ah Bel..dont be!!

ill organise a loonie mfff for you!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Jealous yoss!!

Ah Bel..dont be!!

ill organise a loonie mfff for you!!

I need that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be to go for the Guinness world record!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Jealous yoss!!

Ah Bel..dont be!!

ill organise a loonie mfff for you!!

I'd say MisDG Yosser was looking at the Axiom Of Maria where 3 people were playing together at first and then a 4th person appeared out of nowhere and joined in the fun xx

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Cya later yoss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck later yoss

Live the dream man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cya later yoss

Wohoo

Just finished my 5th pineapple in 3 days

And I found an old tin of mandarins in the press this morning when I was looking for a pair of jocks so I'll lash them into me to give it a nice fruity flavour

Can't find any jocks tho so these will have to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cya later yoss

Wohoo

Just finished my 5th pineapple in 3 days

And I found an old tin of mandarins in the press this morning when I was looking for a pair of jocks so I'll lash them into me to give it a nice fruity flavour

Can't find any jocks tho so these will have to do

Just turn 'em inside out. You'll be grand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

You tell 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine everyone naked you'll be grand

O wait A min ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some sleep and energy supplements

I well jealous of Yosser. A FFF, or FFFF or any number of Fs be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

Have I missed something in this thread???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

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Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame!"
I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it."

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it.

No idea

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Must be about royalty or someone very famous. Lol

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Feck it good luck to em All are great craic and what the site is all about I say more power to ye all

I'm looking forward to it anyway

I tell ye Yoss, fuck them all!

scratch that...dont...just fuck the 3f's ...

Enjoy my friend!

The stupidity and snipey remarks on this thread is horrible. If ye wanna bitch, fuck off and do it on another thread!!

Why not allowed bitch on this thread.what's so special about it."

It's a special needs thread

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol"

I heard it was your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol

I heard it was your mother

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That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol

I heard it was your mother

That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years."

Ah well I wasn't to know that. But you shouldn't try and be funny if you get easily offended by something

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Eh

What's this about showers and toenails?

I had a shower last 29th February and I filed the nails before last winter so I wouldn't snag them under the hessian sheets .

Sooo I'm good to go

Shower not required as all three are profuse Squirters

Have you inside info that you know who the ladies are? Dont be assuming that the women are posting here on the thread

thats just lame! I have been told its 3 crossdressers or in other words men in ladies clothing. Lol

I heard it was your mother

That's a bit uncalled for my mother is dead 10 years.

Ah well I wasn't to know that. But you shouldn't try and be funny if you get easily offended by something I wasn't trying to be funny I actually believe it is true."

in that case i think he's munting

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not

We were very gentle Cj... he even took one for arthur during the national

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not

We were very gentle Cj... he even took one for arthur during the national

Put a saddle on him did ye

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not

We were very gentle Cj... he even took one for arthur during the national

Put a saddle on him did ye

And whipped him

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I wonder did they use lube on yoss or not

We were very gentle Cj... he even took one for arthur during the national

Put a saddle on him did ye

And whipped him

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he did not rore too much I was impressed he took it like a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yosser, are you alive or have you run off into the sunset with Sleepy Gary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosser, are you alive or have you run off into the sunset with Sleepy Gary?

I cant feel my right leg

And Iv lost the power in my left one

I'm meeting Gary later to swap notes and he's promised to massage me back to full health

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over a year ago

"Yosser, are you alive or have you run off into the sunset with Sleepy Gary?

I cant feel my right leg

And Iv lost the power in my left one

I'm meeting Gary later to swap notes and he's promised to massage me back to full health

He said he's giddy with excitement at the thoughts!

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By *unfella 1Man
over a year ago

dublin

As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

I was there as first reserve and never in my life have I been so happy to not get a run. The uses these 3 women have for duct tape is mind boggling. When MDG produce a bottle of gin and said let's make this disappear I thought we were going to have a drink but oh no!! Like a ferret up a rabbit hole if you will forgive the phraseology. Yosser you have my deepest sympathies and you 3 are evil evil women !!

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over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

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over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game

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By *unfella 1Man
over a year ago

dublin

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

Hahaha

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!"

where did the cucumber go

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over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game

Don't be telling porkies, Yoss. I'd eat my own shite before I'd eat a cucumber

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over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

Oh there were cucumbers as well cj but they were devoured by Boldy early in the game

Don't be telling porkies, Yoss. I'd eat my own shite before I'd eat a cucumber

Let's not mention the s*at episode Boldy

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By *unfella 1Man
over a year ago

dublin

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!

where did the cucumber go

I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!

where did the cucumber go

I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!"

To many loaded guns were there

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over a year ago

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!

where did the cucumber go

I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!

To many loaded guns were there

And only one got the opportunity to shoot

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"As I was present at what I can only describe as a horror show yesterday I think it's time to pay tribute to Yosser and his extraordinary pain threshold!!

What hendricks with out tonic ice and cucumber

I wudnt mind CJ but Letme told me we were going to a christening. I didn't know she meant baptism of fire !!

where did the cucumber go

I think that big Brute took it for a sambo on the way home. Sensible fooker had one look and got the feck out of Dodge!!

To many loaded guns were there

And only one got the opportunity to shoot

Only one shot jayus the gin must have had an effect

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