FabSwingers.com forum: Lingo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spoke to someone yesterday who asked me if there was an entire lingo attached to swinging....enlighten me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers

Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi

Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish

Will destroy your pussy - see above

Genuine - fuck knows

Curvy - fuck knows

Average - fuck knows

Am sure theres more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers

Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi

Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish

Will destroy your pussy - see above

Genuine - fuck knows

Curvy - fuck knows

Average - fuck knows

Am sure theres more

Zipless fuck = emotionless sex..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers

Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi

Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish

Will destroy your pussy - see above

Genuine - fuck knows

Curvy - fuck knows

Average - fuck knows

Am sure theres more

Can't meet got childcare problem...aka

Got a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab single - married/attached

Athletic - maybe 15 years ago

Well hung - for a mouse

Kinky - sex with the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab single - married/attached

Athletic - maybe 15 years ago

Well hung - for a mouse

Kinky - sex with the lights on"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab single - married/attached

Athletic - maybe 15 years ago

Well hung - for a mouse

Kinky - sex with the lights on"

Lolol...very good. Well hung - hung like a tic tac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers

Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi

Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish

Will destroy your pussy - see above

Genuine - fuck knows

Curvy - fuck knows

Average - fuck knows

Am sure theres more

Can't meet got childcare problem...aka

Got a better offer

childcare problems - the wife is going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't travel or accommodate - car sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for BBC - Likes eastenders and strictly come dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Won't meet smokers...then slow the fuck down and use some lube

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Fab single - married/attached

Athletic - maybe 15 years ago

Well hung - for a mouse

Kinky - sex with the lights on

Lolol...very good. Well hung - hung like a tic tac

Hung like a scallion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab single - married/attached

Athletic - maybe 15 years ago

Well hung - for a mouse

Kinky - sex with the lights on

Lolol...very good. Well hung - hung like a tic tac

Hung like a scallion!

Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"In your area"... Nowhere near you but I'll head on over if you're up for a ride.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm waiting in my bed for you - the one I just put into the skip xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non smoker - only if meeting people that won't meet smokers

Fab straight - only if meeting someone who won't meet bi

Will definitely 10000% turn up - only if my 8th Granny hasn't died. Or the 1 week old goldfish

Will destroy your pussy - see above

Genuine - fuck knows

Curvy - fuck knows

Average - fuck knows

Am sure theres more

Can't meet got childcare problem...aka

Got a better offer

childcare problems - the wife is going out"

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