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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I need a new toy. My Vorsprung durch Technik dildo has let me down too many times now.

So ladies I'm looking for recommendations. It should be some sort of vibrator, reliable and NOT battery driven. I'm not interested in the magic wands, my clit wouldn't survive them. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always had battery driven ones. I don't like the effort to having to plug it in and out lol

So you had an Audi vibrator??? German precision to give you an orgasm every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass dildo is amazing!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I always had battery driven ones. I don't like the effort to having to plug it in and out lol

So you had an Audi vibrator??? German precision to give you an orgasm every time. "

Yeah German dildo, I thought back then it might last longer, but nah the same crap.

I don't want to go through an endless amount of batteries and toys with rechargeable batteries always run out in the wrong moment or are not charged when you need them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always had battery driven ones. I don't like the effort to having to plug it in and out lol

So you had an Audi vibrator??? German precision to give you an orgasm every time.

Yeah German dildo, I thought back then it might last longer, but nah the same crap.

I don't want to go through an endless amount of batteries and toys with rechargeable batteries always run out in the wrong moment or are not charged when you need them. "

Oh no that's no good when they stop working in the wrong moment. Luckily that never happened to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always had battery driven ones. I don't like the effort to having to plug it in and out lol

So you had an Audi vibrator??? German precision to give you an orgasm every time.

Yeah German dildo, I thought back then it might last longer, but nah the same crap.

I don't want to go through an endless amount of batteries and toys with rechargeable batteries always run out in the wrong moment or are not charged when you need them. "

I've stotted a few non compliant rabbits off the wall in frustration in my time.

Look forward to hearing the results of this research DH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry DH, all my recent purchases are either battery driven or non powered. I know you said about the wand but have you thought of it as an engine? It's by far the most powerful vibe I have & if you use it on the Base of a dido it can be quite exquisite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry DH, all my recent purchases are either battery driven or non powered. I know you said about the wand but have you thought of it as an engine? It's by far the most powerful vibe I have & if you use it on the Base of a dido it can be quite exquisite."

You're quite dextrous then Candy....or do you have a helping hand?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Sorry DH, all my recent purchases are either battery driven or non powered. I know you said about the wand but have you thought of it as an engine? It's by far the most powerful vibe I have & if you use it on the Base of a dido it can be quite exquisite."
you can buy a tiny wand to start off with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Glass dildo is amazing!"

I like the idea but I'm very clumsy, I'm afraid to break it in record time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry DH, all my recent purchases are either battery driven or non powered. I know you said about the wand but have you thought of it as an engine? It's by far the most powerful vibe I have & if you use it on the Base of a dido it can be quite exquisite. you can buy a tiny wand to start off with "

I'd have that for my keychain Letme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very good ( no he's just a friend ) friend sent me a glass dildo from Germany... have to say... it's quiet the toy ... look up German toys ... worth the try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry DH, all my recent purchases are either battery driven or non powered. I know you said about the wand but have you thought of it as an engine? It's by far the most powerful vibe I have & if you use it on the Base of a dido it can be quite exquisite.

You're quite dextrous then Candy....or do you have a helping hand? "

Both Geordie, I mean what's a girl supposed to do when her man is away (again) Does dextrous cover feet use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!! "

Do you have the "Gonzo" attachment? That or the rabbit ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!! "

Wands are like pussy tasers - i have a fear of them

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle. "

But then Laid we'd have to find scaffolding to strap her to, a whip to make her sit still and a ball gag to quiten her!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle.

But then Laid we'd have to find scaffolding to strap her to, a whip to make her sit still and a ball gag to quiten her!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the benifit of the glass dildo?

A bullet is good ... Small but perfectly formed

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A very good ( no he's just a friend ) friend sent me a glass dildo from Germany... have to say... it's quiet the toy ... look up German toys ... worth the try "

I'm done with the German ones, German quality isn't what it was once. I might look out for a Japanese toy...

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I always had battery driven ones. I don't like the effort to having to plug it in and out lol

So you had an Audi vibrator??? German precision to give you an orgasm every time.

Yeah German dildo, I thought back then it might last longer, but nah the same crap.

I don't want to go through an endless amount of batteries and toys with rechargeable batteries always run out in the wrong moment or are not charged when you need them.

I've stotted a few non compliant rabbits off the wall in frustration in my time.

Look forward to hearing the results of this research DH "

So rabbits are useless bunnies, is that what you're saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the benifit of the glass dildo?

A bullet is good ... Small but perfectly formed

"

Firm, can be heated or chilled easily. Ass not pussy though.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle.

But then Laid we'd have to find scaffolding to strap her to, a whip to make her sit still and a ball gag to quiten her!

"

Jaysos Candy, did you watch too much Asylum porn?

I think I have to do some crowd funding to get that one.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle.

But then Laid we'd have to find scaffolding to strap her to, a whip to make her sit still and a ball gag to quiten her!

Jaysos Candy, did you watch too much Asylum porn?

I think I have to do some crowd funding to get that one. "

Asylum porn? What do you have in your garage?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

What about those vibrating eggs? I know they're battery driven but are they any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them "

Knowing how clumsy I am, I'd end up with a third hole

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Get a sybian it looks like a horse saddle.

But then Laid we'd have to find scaffolding to strap her to, a whip to make her sit still and a ball gag to quiten her!

Jaysos Candy, did you watch too much Asylum porn?

I think I have to do some crowd funding to get that one.

Asylum porn? What do you have in your garage? "

Just google asylum porn

I've no garage

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

Knowing how clumsy I am, I'd end up with a third hole "

Pmsl, could come in handy....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them "

You've just invented a drilldo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about those vibrating eggs? I know they're battery driven but are they any good? "

Me no likey

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What about those vibrating eggs? I know they're battery driven but are they any good? "

I bet the chick always comes first

Right, I'll go away.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

You've just invented a drilldo! "

It's not a bad idea, as drills come battery or mains powered. If you take a hammer drill you've already to different types of movement, and of you're bit tonic ally talented you might be able to connect a bullet to it too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Do you have the "Gonzo"

attachment? That or the rabbit ears."

I have one that looks so silly, like a long nose that goes over the head and then it can be inserted...well holy crap its then time to put the gag on lol

If the wand could kiss id have no need for a man lol

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

* technically talented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Wands are like pussy tasers - i have a fear of them "

They are super strong for sure, i cant use the highest setting on my self but if tied down then i get no choice

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

You need a good cock that does not need batteries or does not need to be plugged in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Do you have the "Gonzo"

attachment? That or the rabbit ears.

I have one that looks so silly, like a long nose that goes over the head and then it can be inserted...well holy crap its then time to put the gag on lol

If the wand could kiss id have no need for a man lol "

Do you know Gonzo from the Muppets? Yeah, that's the one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a good cock that does not need batteries or does not need to be plugged in . "

Can't keep a man in the bedside locker

Had one in the wardrobe for a while but they're too high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a good cock that does not need batteries or does not need to be plugged in .

Can't keep a man in the bedside locker

Had one in the wardrobe for a while but they're too high maintenance "

Better under the stairs ... U can't hear them moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that? "

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup"

This! Also it's nice sometimes to play with a cock shaped item without the other limbs and bits attached to it.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup"

A roster of cocks? A panel of pricks?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup

A roster of cocks? A panel of pricks?"

A department of dongs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sybian does the trick

https://www.youporn.com/watch/34924/sybian-show/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup"

Same as myself, hence the need for it to plug it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will add to my posts that yes nothing beats a human touch or a hot mouth but my wand comes a close second

Sounds like i work for them doenst it lol

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

There was a dildo made in germany about 1910,it was the shape of a bicycle and you sat on it to...the dildo was chain driven by your feet and very reliable to !! Thats the one you need / no batteries /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out playblue some amazing toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well now ladies we have just been told what we need to do...we just need a good cock

How ever did we not think of that?

I have yet to find one which will keep up with my demands

Hence the need for a backup

This! Also it's nice sometimes to play with a cock shaped item without the other limbs and bits attached to it. "

Exactly!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sybian does the trick

https://www.youporn.com/watch/34924/sybian-show/"

Too expensive and doesn't fit into my handbag. I remember the good old days when I had a Nokia 5210, bump and waterproof, one multifunctional item, sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY, it'll save you money, help save energy and lower your carbon footprint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sybian does the trick

https://www.youporn.com/watch/34924/sybian-show/

Too expensive and doesn't fit into my handbag. I remember the good old days when I had a Nokia 5210, bump and waterproof, one multifunctional item, sigh "

Lol...Nice one...good old Nokia...

Cheaper would be just sit on tubledryer and sit on dildo...or h get one of these remote controlled balls

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By *arewell HornyhootersWoman
over a year ago

South Donegal

I have a few glass dildos that i got from Lovehoney, not overly expensive but definitely worth it! Also great from the fridge! There are USB charging vibes that come with an app for hands free too think they are called I-vibes.

The wand is also great with the attachments and you can pick the power, its not on constant...can be gradual!

Its a mine field out there when it comes to female toys....happy hunting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Do you have the "Gonzo"

attachment? That or the rabbit ears.

I have one that looks so silly, like a long nose that goes over the head and then it can be inserted...well holy crap its then time to put the gag on lol

If the wand could kiss id have no need for a man lol

Do you know Gonzo from the Muppets? Yeah, that's the one!"

.

Is it fairly soft? I have a Gonzo shaped attachment to my wand and it barely does anything for me.

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By *ubboyMan
over a year ago

kildare


"I have a few glass dildos that i got from Lovehoney, not overly expensive but definitely worth it! Also great from the fridge! There are USB charging vibes that come with an app for hands free too think they are called I-vibes.

The wand is also great with the attachments and you can pick the power, its not on constant...can be gradual!

Its a mine field out there when it comes to female toys....happy hunting! "

glass dildos in the fridge lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few glass dildos that i got from Lovehoney, not overly expensive but definitely worth it! Also great from the fridge! There are USB charging vibes that come with an app for hands free too think they are called I-vibes.

The wand is also great with the attachments and you can pick the power, its not on constant...can be gradual!

Its a mine field out there when it comes to female toys....happy hunting! glass dildos in the fridge lol love it "

I always have one stashed there, mind you it's sometimes used as an emergency wine cooler

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By *ubboyMan
over a year ago

kildare


"I have a few glass dildos that i got from Lovehoney, not overly expensive but definitely worth it! Also great from the fridge! There are USB charging vibes that come with an app for hands free too think they are called I-vibes.

The wand is also great with the attachments and you can pick the power, its not on constant...can be gradual!

Its a mine field out there when it comes to female toys....happy hunting! glass dildos in the fridge lol love it

I always have one stashed there, mind you it's sometimes used as an emergency wine cooler "

on my way to yours for Glass , of wine that is

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By *arewell HornyhootersWoman
over a year ago

South Donegal


"I have a few glass dildos that i got from Lovehoney, not overly expensive but definitely worth it! Also great from the fridge! There are USB charging vibes that come with an app for hands free too think they are called I-vibes.

The wand is also great with the attachments and you can pick the power, its not on constant...can be gradual!

Its a mine field out there when it comes to female toys....happy hunting! glass dildos in the fridge lol love it

I always have one stashed there, mind you it's sometimes used as an emergency wine cooler "

Wine cooler....now theres an idea!

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=30574

I got this and im happy with it, it's a USB charge

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Do you have the "Gonzo"

attachment? That or the rabbit ears.

I have one that looks so silly, like a long nose that goes over the head and then it can be inserted...well holy crap its then time to put the gag on lol

If the wand could kiss id have no need for a man lol

Do you know Gonzo from the Muppets? Yeah, that's the one!.

Is it fairly soft? I have a Gonzo shaped attachment to my wand and it barely does anything for me. "

It is really soft but wack it up to the highest speed and enjoy the ride

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den."

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!!

Do you have the "Gonzo"

attachment? That or the rabbit ears.

I have one that looks so silly, like a long nose that goes over the head and then it can be inserted...well holy crap its then time to put the gag on lol

If the wand could kiss id have no need for a man lol

Do you know Gonzo from the Muppets? Yeah, that's the one!.

Is it fairly soft? I have a Gonzo shaped attachment to my wand and it barely does anything for me. "

I'd say it's "firm". About 4" long and curved. Keep meaning to order a box that regulates the power so you can regulate it from just humming to Jack hammer.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune. "

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there."

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency "

soft or hard bristle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ? "

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose

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By *eltguy69ieMan
over a year ago

craigavon

Ever any northern gals in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever any northern gals in here? "

They're busy keeping their boyfriends warm at night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever any northern gals in here? "

You're wasting your time in here mate .. unless you're powered by sellafield.. and your ass can go like a fiddlers elbow

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ever any northern gals in here?

You're wasting your time in here mate .. unless you're powered by sellafield.. and your ass can go like a fiddlers elbow "

like that, he means!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass dildo is amazing!

I like the idea but I'm very clumsy, I'm afraid to break it in record time. "

Could end up shooting across the room and killing the cat too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass dildo is amazing!

I like the idea but I'm very clumsy, I'm afraid to break it in record time.

Could end up shooting across the room and killing the cat too.. "

Poor pussy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus have to say glass seems the most viable option durable mo batteries or clumsy leads,cool it heat it

Having said that a good cock and stick the wand to the Base of it does wonders for both of u

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ?

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose "

See,I could be on to something here, just need a catchy product name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ?

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose

See,I could be on to something here, just need a catchy product name."

A girl's best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fanny Flosser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fanny Flosser?"

The fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fanny Flosser?

The fluffer"

BOB...battery operated boyfriend..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ?

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose

See,I could be on to something here, just need a catchy product name."

Just be honest and call it "Black dog's patented lady wanking device"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fanny Flosser?

The fluffer"

I like that better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayus have to say glass seems the most viable option durable mo batteries or clumsy leads,cool it heat it

Having said that a good cock and stick the wand to the Base of it does wonders for both of u "

Love this

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ?

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose

See,I could be on to something here, just need a catchy product name.

Just be honest and call it "Black dog's patented lady wanking device" "

That just rolls of the tongue. What about Oral P-leasures

I like The Fanny Flosser. Just don't see Boots stocking it with a name like that.

The only difficulty I'm seeing is if you put the wrong attachment in your mouth, your fillings will rattling after like loose change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral-P ok, what about Crest-of-the-wave or Cell-mate?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"This thread is giving me a business idea, you'll be seeing me on dragon's den.

A vibrating wine cooling dildo that doubles up as an ornamental lamp when not in use. You'll make a fortune.

Hey, it was my idea first. I was also thinking of a detachable head, stick a tootbrush attachment on there.

Electric toothbrush works well in an emergency

soft or hard bristle ?

Medium I've a special head just for that very purpose

See,I could be on to something here, just need a catchy product name.

Just be honest and call it "Black dog's patented lady wanking device"

That just rolls of the tongue. What about Oral P-leasures

I like The Fanny Flosser. Just don't see Boots stocking it with a name like that.

The only difficulty I'm seeing is if you put the wrong attachment in your mouth, your fillings will rattling after like loose change."

Bit of lube on it and your teeth will be fine (you can also use oil if you want )

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Oral-P ok, what about Crest-of-the-wave or Cell-mate?"

Seeing as it going to be Irish, how about Bean?

On the front of the box a woman smiling holding it up as a tootbrush. Turn it round and there she is with her O-face.

The slogan would be Put A Real Smile On Your Face With A Bean Brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

You've just invented a drilldo!

It's not a bad idea, as drills come battery or mains powered. If you take a hammer drill you've already to different types of movement, and of you're bit tonic ally talented you might be able to connect a bullet to it too... "

Get a tool called a saber saw /recipacation saw that will surely do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

You've just invented a drilldo!

It's not a bad idea, as drills come battery or mains powered. If you take a hammer drill you've already to different types of movement, and of you're bit tonic ally talented you might be able to connect a bullet to it too... Get a tool called a saber saw /recipacation saw that will surely do the job "

Only on the lower speeds and your finger will end up hurting trying to keep the trigger "just" pulled in.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"just get a dildo and a powerful drill and combine them

You've just invented a drilldo!

It's not a bad idea, as drills come battery or mains powered. If you take a hammer drill you've already to different types of movement, and of you're bit tonic ally talented you might be able to connect a bullet to it too... Get a tool called a saber saw /recipacation saw that will surely do the job

Only on the lower speeds and your finger will end up hurting trying to keep the trigger "just" pulled in."

Careful with the blade or you child end up with a big gash. Oh wait..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you said no wand but please reconsider! And all the attachments that can be got for her is brilliant ( yes its that good so i call it a her lol) i agree tho on the power, my one would nearly put you through the wall!! "

And buy the speed controller with it

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy. "

thing about sex toys DH is they are so personal - what presses my buttons might do nothing for you, and vice versa

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy. "

Funnily enough I was reading a similar thread on another site yesterday. Lelo (pardon the pun) comes highly recommended.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

Funnily enough I was reading a similar thread on another site yesterday. Lelo (pardon the pun) comes highly recommended."

Just looked it up, it's a Swedish brand, the toys are lovely designed but rather expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

Funnily enough I was reading a similar thread on another site yesterday. Lelo (pardon the pun) comes highly recommended.

Just looked it up, it's a Swedish brand, the toys are lovely designed but rather expensive. "

Do they do circular saws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy. "

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!"

Read that and thought anal beads can't for the life of me know why

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!

Read that and thought anal beads can't for the life of me know why "

I'm fearing the pegging threats are slowly infiltrating your mind...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!

Read that and thought anal beads can't for the life of me know why

I'm fearing the pegging threats are slowly infiltrating your mind... "

I was thinking more like starting u up like a chain saw

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!

Read that and thought anal beads can't for the life of me know why

I'm fearing the pegging threats are slowly infiltrating your mind...

I was thinking more like starting u up like a chain saw "

You might start me up like this but probably not with the wanted effect

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Thanks for all the tips. Unfortunately I'm non the wiser.

Funnily enough and despite this being a NSA sex site I got better advise when I was looking to get a circular saw or a strimmer than a sex toy.

I'm guessing we were a bit hobbled as you didn't want a battery powered one....And I don't think they do recoil start ones!"

I know Candy, I'm a difficult bitch and hard to please but I'm just striving to find my ideal toy unfortunately I can't keep a bloke in my bedside table or handbag always ready to go

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