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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Personal hygiene standards you have encountered on a fab meet, and how did you deal with it.

I was here last year as part of a couple, eager to jump in with both feet. We arranged to meet a couple in our place, they were extremely relaxed, we were anxious, as it was our first couple. Things progressed, and after the climax and the couples departure, my girlfriend said to me there was a horrible smell off his cock, that almost made her sick. I know people may say why didn't she run him, that was my tuppance worth to her also, but she was literally embaressed to name it. Not a great introduction to fab, and in hindsight not great planning on our part, you just assume people will wash before a meet. Never assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww

That would be a deal breaker for us

No thank you

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If his cock was uncircumcised, secretions form called smegma. Its bacteria that gives the foul smell and he didnt pull the foreskin back while washing.

Bad smells from male or female genitals is either poor hygiene or sign of infection.

Theres no excuse when water is sufficient enough to wash with

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Anyone for cheese on toast?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

If your making it il have it

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Michael im going to vomit you nasty man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Michael im going to vomit you nasty man!!

that was quality in fairness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say there are some benefits of having the "tailored" option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww "

Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene."

What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww "

I'm not listening lalalalallalala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

I'm not listening lalalalallalala"

Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

I'm not listening lalalalallalala

Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then. "

Fook fook fook

Nice nipple by the way

Like a lovely piece of hanging fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

I'm not listening lalalalallalala

Too late Haha it has been hunting me since then.

Fook fook fook

Nice nipple by the way

Like a lovely piece of hanging fruit

Thanks

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By *ubboyMan
over a year ago

kildare

Just pull back your foreskin when in the shower lads Who knows you might even enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once went with a lady from dab. Lovely looking lady who had very good hygene...but my god did she smell bad

..couldnt bring myself to go near her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene.

What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference

Why can't i unsee that!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Anyone for cheese on toast?

Ewww lol a guy sent me a video a few months ago where I could notice ..the white little things around his uncircumcised cock ewww ewww

Some men do have little white lumps around the glans which are natural and harmless and nothing to do with poor hygiene.

What I saw was poor hygiene, I know the difference

Why can't i unsee that!

Oh god, I didn't realise it was you!

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By *alwaygirlpWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom! "

That's the problem with blinds instead of curtains

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom! "

Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!!

ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!!

ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries

Don't forget the clingons

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

Ahhhhhhh stopppp!!!! Ha ha!!

ill have lovely dreams of smelly cheese, willnots and dingleberries

Don't forget the clingons

On the Starboard bow.....

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Eww thats disgusting

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

That's the problem with blinds instead of curtains

You can scrape it off with venetian blinds so both have their uses.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom! "

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean."

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By *alwaygirlpWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.

Oh completely but he hasn't even taken the wipe option. Needless to say that's where that ended!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Mná na hÉireann Have got fierce fussy altogether. God be with the days when you could wipe it with a fistful of grass and they wouldn't complain. That was before the Robinson one had them go dance with her in Éireann. Jaysus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.

Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time in band camp ... a guy asked me to lick and fuck his ass with my fingers .... " Get da fuck out " was my reply ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mná na hÉireann Have got fierce fussy altogether. God be with the days when you could wipe it with a fistful of grass and they wouldn't complain. That was before the Robinson one had them go dance with her in Éireann. Jaysus..

What about a doc leaf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a doc leaf?"

He saves them for the "Thrashing with Nettles" finale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.

Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it!"

Haha exactly, and let the fun begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh For the love of God ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe that people in 21st century are still not educated how to maintain personal hygiene...tragic

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I can't believe that people in 21st century are still not educated how to maintain personal hygiene...tragic

Sure won't it be clean after the bit of rimming anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

I don't know whether to laugh or cry about that comment lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

Eewww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

save me the hazelnut one

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Met a guy once who couldn't understand why I wouldn't rim him. Eh learn to wipe after using the bathroom!

I wouldn't rim a wiped ass, it has to be shower clean.

Shower clean? I'd want it shaved & polished so I could see my face in it!"

Ah no, not polished. My make up always goes downhill when I work in the lower body region and I wouldn't want to witness that mirrored in a shiny ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right folks,Scats enough of this..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Right folks,Scats enough of this.."

What about lice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks,Scats enough of this..

What about lice?

Nobody here EVER tells lice DH!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

What was it Forrest Gump's momma said... "Rimming is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

save me the hazelnut one

It's probably better than the one with the gooey centre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the good ole days,You got bathed once a year whether you needed it or not.

The whole fun in rimming is never knowing what your gonna get till you get right in there

and oral sex in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

Ohh God

I'm actually surprised I got that one

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

I'm stumped with that one

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

I'm stumped with that one

You pair are like Morecambe and Wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhh For the love of God ...

I know, they're way too fussy!

Especially if they're peanut intolerant

Or lactose

They'd walk funny if they lacked toes

I'm stumped with that one

You pair are like Morecambe and Wise

I'm morecum

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had pretty much a blind meet. She wasn't at all my type in person and the personality didn't do anything to assist things. But above all, I couldn't help but notice that her fingers and fingernails were filthy. Needless to say, it ended very quickly."

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her....

I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...

Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her....

I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...

Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... ."

She was a mermaid

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

Met two different girls on hear a few years ago...they were filthy smelly /

hadnt a shower for weeks id say /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...man...that's nothing...I met a girl like few years back...it's been blind date etc...we ended up in a hotel...all was fine...till I went down on her....

I nearly puked..like you open can of tuna and leave it for a while open in the sunlight...

Why people don't put effort to check themselves before going for it...it's crazy... .

She was a mermaid

She was far from it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met two different girls on hear a few years ago...they were filthy smelly /

hadnt a shower for weeks id say /"

Blue cheese?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner. "

Does anyone have her number?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Always bring a powerhose.

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By *un chickWoman
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Any newbie reading this thread will be put off for good or falling about laughing. You certainly need a sense of humour for Fab and a strong stomach obviously for some unfortunate folk! If you didn't laugh at times you'd cry!

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !"

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

Is that when they use corn on the cob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her? "

Her mother died in the Boxing Day Tsunami 2005.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Her mother died in the Boxing Day Tsunami 2005. "

Feck, I didn't know that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

Is that when they use corn on the cob?

Chocolate flavour corn in the cob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

Is that when they use corn on the cob?

Chocolate flavour corn in the cob

Haha that reminds of years ago when a male friend was telling me about an experience he had... And the first thing he said was , "she ate green pea soup... You can imagine the rest

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her? "

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

Is that when they use corn on the cob?

Chocolate flavour corn in the cob

Haha that reminds of years ago when a male friend was telling me about an experience he had... And the first thing he said was , "she ate green pea soup... You can imagine the rest

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere! "

Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

And this is only about rimming wait till they start a pegging thread

Is that when they use corn on the cob?

I am sure lots of things have been used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuuuuuuck it!

Love it ... LMAO

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere! "

Did she own a bra during those years

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

she cut the moulds out of the inside of the cups of the bra and put liners inside...lol. she put compost into the cups and filled them with pansies, petunias, trailing lobelia and fuschias... and hung them from an arbour.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

...and attracted bees. Boo bees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If his cock was uncircumcised, secretions form called smegma. Its bacteria that gives the foul smell and he didnt pull the foreskin back while washing.

Bad smells from male or female genitals is either poor hygiene or sign of infection.

Theres no excuse when water is sufficient enough to wash with

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

...and attracted bees. Boo bees!

Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

...and attracted bees. Boo bees!

Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..

Apparently bees only hum because they can't remember the words.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

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Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

...and attracted bees. Boo bees!

Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..

Apparently bees only hum because they can't remember the words. "

And apparently, the testicles of the male honey bee explode after orgasm. Then its dies

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure sign of Munting activities, you had a lucky escape, or she was a gardner.

Does anyone have her number?

dimmock -Bet you so would !

She has great boobies had Charlie. Damn right I would! I wonder what ever became of her?

Didnt she make hanging baskets with her unwanted bras during her Ground Force years? Nearly sure i read it somewhere!

Did she own a bra during those years

Yeah but hated wearing them cos the work was so physical.

the cups were black and pink floral. They looked great too!!

...and attracted bees. Boo bees!

Hey Honey...thank you for beeing with us..

Apparently bees only hum because they can't remember the words.

And apparently, the testicles of the male honey bee explode after orgasm. Then its dies

Sure wouldn't you want to after that?

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