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By *owdyBooby OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

Only fun allowed

So any funny stories lads n lassies.

Leave the bitching in the playground.

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over a year ago

This one time in Austria, I got searched for drugs. I explained to the cop that I don't do drugs, and what he was probably smelling was the mixture of the Vick's on my chest ( I had a slight cold ) and the Marlboro I was smoking. Obviously he didn't believe me and proceeded to do a very thorough search of my person. I got annoyed and rubbed some of the Vick's on my hand and shoved it in his face, and gave him the option of arresting me or letting me go. The look of disgust on his face was explained later when I found out that Vick's means CUM!!! in German.

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By *owdyBooby OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *owdyBooby OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"This one time in Austria, I got searched for drugs. I explained to the cop that I don't do drugs, and what he was probably smelling was the mixture of the Vick's on my chest ( I had a slight cold ) and the Marlboro I was smoking. Obviously he didn't believe me and proceeded to do a very thorough search of my person. I got annoyed and rubbed some of the Vick's on my hand and shoved it in his face, and gave him the option of arresting me or letting me go. The look of disgust on his face was explained later when I found out that Vick's means CUM!!! in German. "

That's very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one time in Austria, I got searched for drugs. I explained to the cop that I don't do drugs, and what he was probably smelling was the mixture of the Vick's on my chest ( I had a slight cold ) and the Marlboro I was smoking. Obviously he didn't believe me and proceeded to do a very thorough search of my person. I got annoyed and rubbed some of the Vick's on my hand and shoved it in his face, and gave him the option of arresting me or letting me go. The look of disgust on his face was explained later when I found out that Vick's means CUM!!! in German. "

Hope you washed your hands before you touched yourself again

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over a year ago


"This one time in Austria, I got searched for drugs. I explained to the cop that I don't do drugs, and what he was probably smelling was the mixture of the Vick's on my chest ( I had a slight cold ) and the Marlboro I was smoking. Obviously he didn't believe me and proceeded to do a very thorough search of my person. I got annoyed and rubbed some of the Vick's on my hand and shoved it in his face, and gave him the option of arresting me or letting me go. The look of disgust on his face was explained later when I found out that Vick's means CUM!!! in German.

That's very good."

Sure I was pure innocent. Meanwhile this cop thinks I came all over my chest and went to spar for cornflakes.

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over a year ago

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"This one time in Austria, I got searched for drugs. I explained to the cop that I don't do drugs, and what he was probably smelling was the mixture of the Vick's on my chest ( I had a slight cold ) and the Marlboro I was smoking. Obviously he didn't believe me and proceeded to do a very thorough search of my person. I got annoyed and rubbed some of the Vick's on my hand and shoved it in his face, and gave him the option of arresting me or letting me go. The look of disgust on his face was explained later when I found out that Vick's means CUM!!! in German.

Hope you washed your hands before you touched yourself again

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Hell ya, that would burn.

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