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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It's 8am and I just got this message from a guy I've never spoken to that he's in hotel x until 10.30am (check out time) and if interested to call in.

I had to laugh because it's just absurd. Those enquiries come in regularly at any hour in the day. I was just wondering now if I were in a hotel and did the same, sending out messages to single lads, how would you react?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey u header. Lol. What you should do is just that. . Send out a few messages and see what replys you get. .

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Maybe he is looking for you to give him breakfast in bed he mightn't have the energy to get out of bed xx

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Hey u header. Lol. What you should do is just that. . Send out a few messages and see what replys you get. . "

Fair point, but you know I'm fearing the consequences of an experiment like this!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

You must get fed up going to hotels at that hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey u header. Lol. What you should do is just that. . Send out a few messages and see what replys you get. .

Fair point, but you know I'm fearing the consequences of an experiment like this! "

It would be worth it for bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welllllllllll maybe someone should set up a false profile. ( I know , shock , horror, disgust, etc, , as if anyone could stoop soooo low ,) and see how that request would pan out. . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DH, why are you on fab and not at that hotel?

The dude sounds like a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 8am and I just got this message from a guy I've never spoken to that he's in hotel x until 10.30am (check out time) and if interested to call in.

I had to laugh because it's just absurd. Those enquiries come in regularly at any hour in the day. I was just wondering now if I were in a hotel and did the same, sending out messages to single lads, how would you react? "

I would say you are looking for trouble...

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"DH, why are you on fab and not at that hotel?

The dude sounds like a charmer "

.

How do you know she isn't??

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Welllllllllll maybe someone should set up a false profile. ( I know , shock , horror, disgust, etc, , as if anyone could stoop soooo low ,) and see how that request would pan out. . Lol"

That's a bit too much work tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the breakfast is inlcuded then I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the breakfast is inlcuded then I'm there "

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"DH, why are you on fab and not at that hotel?

The dude sounds like a charmer "

Lol, I'm not on duty this morning and I've to wash my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DH, why are you on fab and not at that hotel?

The dude sounds like a charmer

Lol, I'm not on duty this morning and I've to wash my hair. "

You could be missing out on the best hour and 35 minutes of your life, fs!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"DH, why are you on fab and not at that hotel?

The dude sounds like a charmer

Lol, I'm not on duty this morning and I've to wash my hair.

You could be missing out on the best hour and 35 minutes of your life, fs! "

Feck it! He's not going to last that long anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U think he wouldn't. . So u think it may be an egg timer performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am at a hotel this morning but not sharing the brekkie or being a guinea pig for this research lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest from a guy's point of view op. . He had some cheek. Talk about been totally disrespectful to women. . Expecting a lady to drop everything ( no pun intended ) and rush to his room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me "

So tell us how was it

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

As the hotel room would be in someone else's name I would go and get myself a new tv a kettle and some towels and maybe the trouser press as well (they are good for warming up a kebab in the morning)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it "

I'm just soaping myself up

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over a year ago

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"As the hotel room would be in someone else's name I would go and get myself a new tv a kettle and some towels and maybe the trouser press as well (they are good for warming up a kebab in the morning)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out the name and room number then order a load of room service lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the hotel room would be in someone else's name I would go and get myself a new tv a kettle and some towels and maybe the trouser press as well (they are good for warming up a kebab in the morning)"

Brilliant

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it

I'm just soaping myself up "

He didn't even offer the brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest from a guy's point of view op. . He had some cheek. Talk about been totally disrespectful to women. . Expecting a lady to drop everything ( no pun intended ) and rush to his room. "

Ah God loves a chancer

If he sends enough mail he might be lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant suggestion orgasmo. . Lots of Champagne. . Only intercept the waiter at door and take it off him and scamper.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it

I'm just soaping myself up

He didn't even offer the brekkie "

No I think he intended to be breakfast

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"It's 8am and I just got this message from a guy I've never spoken to that he's in hotel x until 10.30am (check out time) and if interested to call in.

I had to laugh because it's just absurd. Those enquiries come in regularly at any hour in the day. I was just wondering now if I were in a hotel and did the same, sending out messages to single lads, how would you react? "

if I was in the area if I was free if I fancied you I'd be there. a few ifs I know

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it

I'm just soaping myself up

He didn't even offer the brekkie

No I think he intended to be breakfast "

He must be very hungry now that ye have turned him down..someone better see is he o.k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it

I'm just soaping myself up

He didn't even offer the brekkie

No I think he intended to be breakfast

He must be very hungry now that ye have turned him down..someone better see is he o.k "

Do you want the room number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant suggestion orgasmo. . Lots of Champagne. . Only intercept the waiter at door and take it off him and scamper.lol"
send them out for one of those massive butt plugs with name like the destroyer a gallon of lube and chilli sauce for the room lol

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I got the same type of message op only it was that he would leave the door on the latch and I should come in on my own and go into the shower and strip ... and then he will kindly fuck me

So tell us how was it

I'm just soaping myself up

He didn't even offer the brekkie

No I think he intended to be breakfast

He must be very hungry now that ye have turned him down..someone better see is he o.k

Do you want the room number "

Ah feck and I would have love to have had it but to get there in 10 minutes I'd need an RAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Iv done it ...... And he came

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

diff between alot of men and women.....

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I would be shell shocked if I got a message from a lady to come to her hotel for lots of fun . Ps ladies I don't know how you put up with those idiots . Do they think your there personal ladies of the nite . Ass holes

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Maybe if I got one from you hot wife I would go lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U sweetheart x

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By *urveysirenCouple
over a year ago

city.

I've gotten those messages during the day when I forget to log out, more than once! "I see we are only a mile away, fancy a fuck!!"

What I don't get is that we are here as a couple and it could be myself or hubby online!! They would get a nice shock if himself turned up...........

or maybe it was him they were after???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the hotel room would be in someone else's name I would go and get myself a new tv a kettle and some towels and maybe the trouser press as well (they are good for warming up a kebab in the morning)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me a few months back. Came off a night shift early in the morning, and as I checked fab, had a message from a lady in hotel.

This to a single male is like the holy grail of messages to get in your empty, dusty inbox, so naturally I took her up on the offer. Grand time had, happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few months back. Came off a night shift early in the morning, and as I checked fab, had a message from a lady in hotel.

This to a single male is like the holy grail of messages to get in your empty, dusty inbox, so naturally I took her up on the offer. Grand time had, happy ending. "

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few months back. Came off a night shift early in the morning, and as I checked fab, had a message from a lady in hotel.

This to a single male is like the holy grail of messages to get in your empty, dusty inbox, so naturally I took her up on the offer. Grand time had, happy ending.

Wasn't me "

Not THIS time at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey survey. . If he was up for it you should have sent him. . Imagine the shock the guest would have got when he answered knock on door. Snigger snigger

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By *urveysirenCouple
over a year ago

city.


"Hey survey. . If he was up for it you should have sent him. . Imagine the shock the guest would have got when he answered knock on door. Snigger snigger"

Actually that would have been a good laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvey. . Even... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would he be the type that would be up for that kinda madness. . I would be. It's hard beat lunacy. Lol

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By *urveysirenCouple
over a year ago

city.


"Would he be the type that would be up for that kinda madness. . I would be. It's hard beat lunacy. Lol"

Nah-unfortunately he prob wouldn't have done it! I'm the extrovert of the two of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for ladies on here getting pestered like that.gives us all a bad rep

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