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By *ork fella OP   Man
over a year ago

Macroom

For a laugh,whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Mine was being in the throws of finishing on my girlfriends at the time face and boobs when there was a panicked knock on the door and before we could do anything to react into the room comes her mother!!! Breakfast that morning was awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning

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By *ork fella OP   Man
over a year ago

Macroom


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning "

Ha ha ha thats gas. At least youll always remember your first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning

Ha ha ha thats gas. At least youll always remember your first meet "

Haha yeah he was nice, we met many many times after that one and I never ever drank that much again at a social

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By *ork fella OP   Man
over a year ago

Macroom


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning

Ha ha ha thats gas. At least youll always remember your first meet

Haha yeah he was nice, we met many many times after that one and I never ever drank that much again at a social "

Ah shur it had to be onwards and upwards from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My (Joel) first anal experience... she was an anal virgin too.... promised I'd stop if she asked... started slow... all good.. moaning turns to screaming!! I think I'm onto a winner and speed up...but then a noise that sounded like a chicken being buggered by a donkey.. I pull out and my poor victim falls over and says she cannot feel her legs... then to add insult to injury in arrives mother of digs family and calls to us in the room... I was left thinking I had paralysed someone with anal (huge ego boost for a guy with a small willy ) needless to say I was slow to ask her could we do it again lovely tea from host mother though

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By *ork fella OP   Man
over a year ago

Macroom


"My (Joel) first anal experience... she was an anal virgin too.... promised I'd stop if she asked... started slow... all good.. moaning turns to screaming!! I think I'm onto a winner and speed up...but then a noise that sounded like a chicken being buggered by a donkey.. I pull out and my poor victim falls over and says she cannot feel her legs... then to add insult to injury in arrives mother of digs family and calls to us in the room... I was left thinking I had paralysed someone with anal (huge ego boost for a guy with a small willy ) needless to say I was slow to ask her could we do it again lovely tea from host mother though"

Pissing myself laughing at that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My (Joel) first anal experience... she was an anal virgin too.... promised I'd stop if she asked... started slow... all good.. moaning turns to screaming!! I think I'm onto a winner and speed up...but then a noise that sounded like a chicken being buggered by a donkey.. I pull out and my poor victim falls over and says she cannot feel her legs... then to add insult to injury in arrives mother of digs family and calls to us in the room... I was left thinking I had paralysed someone with anal (huge ego boost for a guy with a small willy ) needless to say I was slow to ask her could we do it again lovely tea from host mother though"

never too small for anal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in the middle of a 69r with an ex and her mother walks into the room, just as she turned her head to tell her to get out I blew the load in her hair,she was more pissed about her hair than her mother walking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably taking a girl to bed at a house party (who was asking me if she could stay)

Anyway she is on her period. Wont give me a bj. But will give a hand job...but she has terrible breath in the morning. So much so my cock wouldnt get hard.

To top it off she has an iron death grip on my cock.

She tugs for a bit and my dick cums out of pure "get this over with"

Its a pathetic affair. Im hung over and she is trying to console me lol "its okay, its okay" i wasnt even embarrassed i just needed her to leave. The breath was too bad (good looking girl)

She doesnt leave until 5pm the next. I was a prisoner in my own house...

Top it off she is friends with a bunch of good looking girls I had been talking too.

Girls don't talk right?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Why do people feel the need to drink to meet some one . If I'm meeting a lady r even a couple I'm always sober . If I went to meet a lady and she had a good lot ofdrink on her I would cancel the meet there and then .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning "
Awh Hilarious!! ????

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

has to be getting caught in the midst of action by my grandmother some years ago. the look on her face you'd pay money to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my first mmf 3some, something that ive been wanting to try for ages.....i couldnt get it up. Stage fright. So embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something along the lines of banjo string you all know what I mean.

Just so happened she ended up being my GF off two years after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something along the lines of banjo string you all know what I mean.

Just so happened she ended up being my GF of two years after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was getting a BJ from my then girlfriend(15/16) at the time about to cum and hear her mum coming upstairs. So we finish quickly and I accidentally cum on her face and eye. An hour or so later her eye gets red and inflamed cue trip to the royal to get said eye cleaned and an eyepatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

"
my gawd how could you not taste it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

my gawd how could you not taste it "

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

"

Oh Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

my gawd how could you not taste it

Beer "
drink driving then tut tut tut sounds like you got instant karma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

my gawd how could you not taste it

Beer drink driving then tut tut tut sounds like you got instant karma"

Lol

Yeah true but this was 20 yrs ago when drink made my driving safer

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

my gawd how could you not taste it

Beer "

Must have been alot of beer.

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By *ork fella OP   Man
over a year ago

Macroom


"Not embarrassing more yuk

Back in the day I met a lass at a club had a few beers and got on well, so anyway we ended up at a beach at about 4 in morning.

We were at it on the sand for a while and I went down for some gravy she was soaked and I was chuffed

Anyway we finished up and discovered that we had left car door open with the inner light left on

The car was FULL of fleas and we could only manage to get half the fookers out ... so ended up driving her home with all windows open trying to blow the fookers out with the bastards buzzing all over my face

And her horny as fook trying to blow me again.

Anyway I drop her off and I go home and head for bed and while brushing my teeth I look in the mirror and I'm like ...

WTF?

I look like I've been mugged???

Yeah !! You guessed!!

the gravy?

she neglected to mention she was in her flowers

"

Something similar happened a buddy of mine. Pulled a girl,went back to her place. Both too d*unk so passed out with no action. Following morning early he woke horny as fuck so dropped the hand and was working away. Said she was soaking and he brought his hand up to pull back the white blankets and then discovered... He told me bed was covered in blood and as he wiped his hands on the blankets it looked like a murder scene!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.... Was a younger man and came in my girlfriends eye. It stung and was irritating her so badly her mum came to pick her up and commented on her eye and had a look and two min after looking she stopped, looked at me then her then left. The next day her mother told her she had to go on the pill. I guess she knew the signs of cum in an eye :/

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By *unfun6969Man
over a year ago

this one

Caught with friends mother by friends sister at 19 after 2 year trist. Moved asap and haven't spoken to anyone involved since

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning

Ha ha ha thats gas. At least youll always remember your first meet

Haha yeah he was nice, we met many many times after that one and I never ever drank that much again at a social "

And that's not the worst thing that ever happened me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First meet planned with a guy,we went to a social first then hotel, well I was a bit nervous and drank too much prosecco...I just remember throwing up on his cock and him taking me to shower, I think I threw up on him twice ... I was mortified next morning

Ha ha ha thats gas. At least youll always remember your first meet

Haha yeah he was nice, we met many many times after that one and I never ever drank that much again at a social

And that's not the worst thing that ever happened me. "

your luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught with friends mother by friends sister at 19 after 2 year trist. Moved asap and haven't spoken to anyone involved since "

Haha that is great!

There have been a few friends mother that I felt fancied me.

Any tips?

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By *unfun6969Man
over a year ago

this one

Don't do it. Guilt ain't the word.

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