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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wots ur best and worst sexual expierience my best was getting a bj at work with a sexy dirty customer worst was having sex with my ex and her mum walking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway "

There are no words!!!!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!"

There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.

Best on fab, great stallions here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!

There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them! "

A ban for sure Mikey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!

There are, but it's probably just as well you didn't say them!

A ban for sure Mikey "

Why a ban it was the truth and it wasnt my fault lol

There was a couple of ways someone could react to that i reacted by feeling sorry for her saying shit like how could somebody do that.

Imagine someone saying that to you some people would react well different

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

Our best experience was hooking up with 2 hot couples in the hotel after the venue last July , couldn't have asked for a better birthday present !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!"

Should have asked who had a bigger dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!

Should have asked who had a bigger dick. "

Return the awkwardness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!

Should have asked who had a bigger dick. "

Hahaha.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an escort i seen after doing the business wee chat after it.

Thing is i followed her lead but anyway she said to me did you enjoy i said yea was great (wernt at great tbh)

This is what she said to me "yeah thats how my dad used to fuck me"

Pretty proud of myself tbh it was all positivety from me i was like fucking hell what a shithead bla di bla.

Not for 1 min did i think she was comparing me to her pedo da.

Conversation didnt last long after that anyway

There are no words!!!!!!!

Should have asked who had a bigger dick.

Return the awkwardness "

A normal fuck and a head fuck 2 for the price of 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.

Best on fab, great stallions here! "
give a man a break haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.

Best on fab, great stallions here! "

I'm sensing a challenge in that statement!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My worst was a 19 year old virgin. He came so fast that even cj couldn't beat that record. And then there was the 'are you in yet?' which obviously didn't do anything for me either.

Best on fab, great stallions here! "

Hold on here a minute oppps it's ok

Clean up on aisle 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time "

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though.. "

Not really.. he was tired after it needed a nap. And I needed to leave

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed. "

Ohhh no... just no

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no "

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though.. "

He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..

He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though"

It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..

He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though

It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with "

Jayus it takes me all night to do hat he does all night

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed. "
I can't stop laughing .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was a guy a few years ago who came twice in his pants within 2 minutes

My best was just an absoloutely amazing experience not so long ago that just keeps getting better and better every time

He deserves some kind of award for his incredible recovery rate though..

He was some repeater fook all good with a musket though

It was his thing I'm not the only person he did it with "

Of course it was his thing. Sure where else would the stuff come from?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed. I can't stop laughing . "

I still feel queasy when I think about it. She wasn't on this site either before anyone gets worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse "

Hahahahahaha...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse "

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had any really terrible ones.

Not sure what I'd class as the best, a lot of enjoyable moments that stand out for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was a guy who refused to put his hands anywhere other than the boobs in case he got his hands wet...then he blew putting the condom on... Sucked him hard again and he came for the second time in my mouth, no warning. I did myself then and went home to himself to get a proper seeing to. I haven't been out solo since

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks.... "

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there "

The gravy in the beard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sucking him for about 30 seconds he came on my mouth without a warning. He ran to the bathroom and then told me he can't do this because of his girlfriend who I didn't know about. I got dressed and left without a word.

Another guy told me after I had been sucking him off for a good while, that he doesn't go down on women on the first meet. He then came after 10 seconds of fucking me and blamed my tight pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was a lass up in Louth few years ago drove up especially to see her having met her weekend previously at a function and shifted her on front of my ex.... to prove a point. Then my one of best was a yank back in November jeez lads what she didn't do... I thought I knew it all. My second best was an ex from few years ago in sligo the night we met riding in same bed as my passed out friend, so horny

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By *irebladexMan
over a year ago

Naas

Best: Right hand.

Worst: Left hand.

Worster: No hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best was a blowjob off my boss while we worked overtime...

My worst was with my brothers ex who kept farting while we were messing around on the couch....if you think I was gonna lick her out...THINK AGAIN

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

The gravy in the beard ? "

Jeeeaysus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

The gravy in the beard ?

Jeeeaysus! "

Too much?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

The gravy in the beard ?

Jeeeaysus!

Too much? "

Too real!

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.

.

Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

The gravy in the beard ?

Jeeeaysus!

Too much?

Too real!

.

.

.

Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that "

Gotta love margins

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"My worst was when I felt something soft and squishy oozing up between my toes as I was standing on the floor with her bent over the bed. I looked down to discover a plate of half eaten food under my foot with mashed potatoes going everywhere. I looked further only to discover a week's supply of half eaten, half rotten food under the bed.

Ohhh no... just no

I ran to the bathroom to throw up... I then ran back to the bedroom to avoid the bathroom. It just kept getting worse

All your senses must have been numbed by a mighty pair of tits that you didn't realise earlier that something stinks....

The blood was up so there was no reasoning.. When I looked back on it all the signs were there

The gravy in the beard ?

Jeeeaysus!

Too much?

Too real!

.

.

.

Nah, I'm marginally more discerning than that

Gotta love margins "

It's all in the margins!

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By *exmark12Man
over a year ago

Rathcoole/Roscommon/Mayo

Yes glad u are having fun here Was there your first night in venue.Catch u some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this guy once with a 10" girthy dick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best has got to be going home from work after a long day and opening the door to the ex gf sitting on a chair in suspenders, stockings, high heels and the rest. Walked in got tied to the chair. Got a sloppy bj before she reverse cowgirl on my cock. Then a sloppy bj to end until I came on her face(which she loved).

Worst was with the same girl, she was on top going mad and then pop, banjo string broke. Ouchhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best has to be on my 18th bday I went to see Metallica at marley Park, missed their entire set as I was getting it on with a gorgeous blond in the portable loo, door wide open too. Best day ever.

As for my worst, hmm, I think I feature in other people's worst as I've always had a blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sucking him for about 30 seconds he came on my mouth without a warning. He ran to the bathroom and then told me he can't do this because of his girlfriend who I didn't know about. I got dressed and left without a word.

Another guy told me after I had been sucking him off for a good while, that he doesn't go down on women on the first meet. He then came after 10 seconds of fucking me and blamed my tight pussy.

"

Going down is the best part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor"

Do you have them in the right order?

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"Worst experience was a girl begged me to pee on her boobs after sex and best experience was when a girl gushed so much she passed out for about 20 seconds. It was so much it seeped through the mattress onto the floor

Do you have them in the right order?"

I had the same thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BEST- Was when I was a young buck me and the mate going at 2 girls in my car an he couldn't preform so had both at once, lasted a couple hours. He wasn't best pleased he drove home but the girls both wanted fun lol

WORST- Last year, girl I fancied for years finally got in with both drinking but she was on the gin going at it anyhow next thing she had tried putting her stinkin toes in my mouth, boked all over her

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