FabSwingers.com forum: LoLling!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah MM, I missed you during your recent hiatus. For anyone that knows MM from the forums, they know you like to poke fun both intellectually & crudely, he can also hold a decent conversation & is quite knowledgeable on a variety of subjects especially curtains & Irish affairs.

I get some don't like his humour or amount of it but you know what, ignore him if he's not your cup of tea.

He's a lot more interesting than others here & if I was ever going to pay a landscaper, he'd get the job just for the giggles.

Rock on MM. The world needs humour.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

And he's Just as funny in real life too very funny Whitty man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he's Just as funny in real life too very funny Whitty man.

I'm glad to hear it Letme & I owe him at least a pint for the laughs over the years.

*But there's no place for giggling during sex!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I most certainly agree Candy. If i ever need my lady garden revamped, hed get the job for his natural manner and wit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I most certainly agree Candy. If i ever need my lady garden revamped, hed get the job for his natural manner and wit.

We'll just make sure all the curtains at the dry cleaners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya gotta love MM

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Is this the MM clique?? I jest

Have been chatting to him for a couple of weeks now and I have to admit I have a bit of a soft spot for him. He's witty in the forums (unlike a few of the posters) Keep it up good sir...I always have a giggle with your posts

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

He's a fecking horticulturist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha my horny neighbour, I just inspired him to invented new word

"cockstandingly"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah heeeeere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a funny fucker. I enjoy his comments.

And he's all for 'Mayo for Sam', so he's a winner!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He's a funny fucker. I enjoy his comments.

And he's all for 'Mayo for Sam', so he's a winner!

Now, now, no need for that!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

He also knows stuff about tools and gives great advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Even a Kerry boyeen like myself has fun trying to keep up to him with his witty remarks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Awww, maybe CJ won't need the strapon after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Awww, maybe CJ won't need the strapon after all

Are ya kidding even if I was that way inclined Geordie would shove me outa the way

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Did I miss something? Has someone been at my poor baby

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Awww, maybe CJ won't need the strapon after all

Are ya kidding even if I was that way inclined Geordie would shove me outa the way

Feck aff ye this about MM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah MM, I missed you during your recent hiatus. For anyone that knows MM from the forums, they know you like to poke fun both intellectually & crudely, he can also hold a decent conversation & is quite knowledgeable on a variety of subjects especially curtains & Irish affairs.

I get some don't like his humour or amount of it but you know what, ignore him if he's not your cup of tea.

He's a lot more interesting than others here & if I was ever going to pay a landscaper, he'd get the job just for the giggles.

Rock on MM. The world needs humour."

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know you at all

But have a very happy birthday!

No I didn't read the thread ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

It's a sympathy thing Mikey

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Did I miss something? Has someone been at my poor baby"

Sob, sob...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

So who do I send the cheque to for all of this?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"So who do I send the cheque to for all of this?

Cheque

ur buying the steaks

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

Ah cj! How're things in the nursing home?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"So who do I send the cheque to for all of this?

Cheque

ur buying the steaks

Have you just offered me a blow job?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"So who do I send the cheque to for all of this?

Cheque

ur buying the steaks

Have you just offered me a blow job?

No fooking way fooey kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

If he's buying are you blowing?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

"
lol than take then out to clean them.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

If he's buying are you blowing? "

That's what I'm afraid of. You know how cranky these ould lads can get even their hopes are dashed as well.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying...."

What do you get for a pint?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying....

What do you get for a pint?

I'm a modest person, Yossy, I can't really expect that I get something on top of the pint.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying....

What do you get for a pint?

About €4.20 down my local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying....

What do you get for a pint?

I'm a modest person, Yossy, I can't really expect that I get something on top of the pint. "

Mikeys getting a Bj for a steak

I just figured....

Ah I'm a romantic at heart

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I dunno

I'm not sure it's wise to like someone who wears tinfoil caps and collects tie backs and egg mayo jars.

I prefer CJ

Sure he's ancient!

Hello I am still reading this like

What you mean is your carer is reading to you

Now drink the rest of your dindins

Bollix I am having steak mick is buying

and I'll chew it with my own teeth

Can I have a pint of lager please reading that MM is paying....

What do you get for a pint?

I'm a modest person, Yossy, I can't really expect that I get something on top of the pint. "

U mean head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a private party or can anyone join in.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah heeeeere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah heeeeere! "

Pmsl

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Is this a private party or can anyone join in."

No you need to be in the MM clique. Your application was rejected

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Is this a private party or can anyone join in.

No you need to be in the MM clique. Your application was rejected

He forgot to slip the pink again didn't he

Ooppsss I mean pink slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a funny fecker is MM

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

This is a clique worth joining......MM can I get my Badge? I'll let you pin it on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"This is a clique worth joining......MM can I get my Badge? I'll let you pin it on

Phwooarr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah heeeeere!

Pmsl "
Its nappy time big boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get some don't like his humour or amount of it but you know what, ignore him if he's not your cup of tea.

He's a lot more interesting than others here & if I was ever going to pay a landscaper, he'd get the job just for the giggles.

Rock on MM. The world needs humour."
He certainly is a lot more Interesting than some of the Google trolls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a private party or can anyone join in.

No you need to be in the MM clique. Your application was rejected

Hahahahahahaha! Thank you Mslou for keeping an eye on the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a private party or can anyone join in.

No you need to be in the MM clique. Your application was rejected

Hahahahahahaha! Thank you Mslou for keeping an eye on the door.

"
Didn't do a very good job she let you in.Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A true fab forum legend! Like every pub has that one old regular sitting in the corner making wise remarks (probably smelling a bit of piss), MM is just part of the fab forum inventory.

Every time I've returned to fab after a break, MM is like a beacon in the night, recognisable by his blue shirt picture, which I hope he's changed a few times in all those years.

Keep up the good work MM

Bigeverything aka sweetwhispers aka bbwitched xxx

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's not my own piss though

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"A true fab forum legend! Like every pub has that one old regular sitting in the corner making wise remarks (probably smelling a bit of piss), MM is just part of the fab forum inventory.

Every time I've returned to fab after a break, MM is like a beacon in the night, recognisable by his blue shirt picture, which I hope he's changed a few times in all those years.

Keep up the good work MM

Bigeverything aka sweetwhispers aka bbwitched xxx"
awww I thought it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A true fab forum legend! Like every pub has that one old regular sitting in the corner making wise remarks (probably smelling a bit of piss), MM is just part of the fab forum inventory.

Every time I've returned to fab after a break, MM is like a beacon in the night, recognisable by his blue shirt picture, which I hope he's changed a few times in all those years.

Keep up the good work MM

Bigeverything aka sweetwhispers aka bbwitched xxx"
So what exactly are you trying to say is it that he smells of piss and never changed his shirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A true fab forum legend! Like every pub has that one old regular sitting in the corner making wise remarks (probably smelling a bit of piss), MM is just part of the fab forum inventory.

Every time I've returned to fab after a break, MM is like a beacon in the night, recognisable by his blue shirt picture, which I hope he's changed a few times in all those years.

Keep up the good work MM

Bigeverything aka sweetwhispers aka bbwitched xxx awww I thought it was you

Welcome back Sweet. XX

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"A true fab forum legend! Like every pub has that one old regular sitting in the corner making wise remarks (probably smelling a bit of piss), MM is just part of the fab forum inventory.

Every time I've returned to fab after a break, MM is like a beacon in the night, recognisable by his blue shirt picture, which I hope he's changed a few times in all those years.

Keep up the good work MM

Bigeverything aka sweetwhispers aka bbwitched xxx So what exactly are you trying to say is it that he smells of piss and never changed his shirt."

In my defence, it's not my own piss, although I think I mentioned that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my defence, I was referring to the old man in the pub. But somehow you had to make the piss story about yourself MM

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"In my defence, I was referring to the old man in the pub. But somehow you had to make the piss story about yourself MM

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a bag of MMs now...

Peanut pleezzzeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me? Lol only joking I know own it's not but I am MM too lol lolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta

the Irish fs.

M1CKS

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