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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

A lesbian goes 4 a smear test and the doctor says 'that's the cleanest vagina I have eva seen' The lesbian replies 'yes I have a woman in twice a week!!'

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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Police woman pulls over a D*unk driver and gets her out of the car. " Anything you do say will be held against you. Man says " BREASTS."

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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

My favourite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could go back in time I would do so much good, save so many lives and rewrite history in the process.

For a start I would make Emile Heskey captain of the Titanic and tell him to aim for the iceberg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed licking a lollipop, then she started slowly sliding it into her pussy. I said, "Steady on love, you'll need that to see the schoolkids across the road in the morning.

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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"Man wakes up and asks his wife, do you want coffee or sex? she says am not bothered both are going to be instant!"

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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Two doctors are having sex, he said you must be a surgeon as you washed your hands before and after !! she said you must be an anaesthetist because I didn't feel a thing!!!!

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By *SinfullyCurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Co. Antrim


"Why did the one handed man cross the road? "

To get to the second-hand shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking back fondly to my childhood, there is one thing I used to play with that has stood the test of time and still holds my interest now.

My cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy & mick sat having a pint....A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on, Paddy says "im gonna do that when i win the lottery" Mick says "wot drive a wagon?" Paddy says "no ya silly twat, send my grass to be cut..."

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