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By *ingerrrr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Meath

So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I can supply the elevator music for your porno

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

No. Wanting to appear professional and also to get paid at the end brings a different dynamic to the situation. Women also appear not to want to get screwed by their tradesmen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Wanting to appear professional and also to get paid at the end brings a different dynamic to the situation. Women also appear not to want to get screwed by their tradesmen. "

Wow! Was that just a sensible answer that read there?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"No. Wanting to appear professional and also to get paid at the end brings a different dynamic to the situation. Women also appear not to want to get screwed by their tradesmen.

Wow! Was that just a sensible answer that read there? "

I'm the most sensible person on this site from what I can see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Wanting to appear professional and also to get paid at the end brings a different dynamic to the situation. Women also appear not to want to get screwed by their tradesmen.

Wow! Was that just a sensible answer that read there?

I'm the most sensible person on this site from what I can see! "

Strange thing about that, is that it may hold some weight!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Recently I had a painter in the house in between the paint we would chat than the subject came up about bdsm . He was asking bout the the recent fifty shades film and how he was interested in seeing it.

Would I have gone there with him absolutely not lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"No. Wanting to appear professional and also to get paid at the end brings a different dynamic to the situation. Women also appear not to want to get screwed by their tradesmen.

Wow! Was that just a sensible answer that read there?

I'm the most sensible person on this site from what I can see!

Strange thing about that, is that it may hold some weight! "

A bit of exercise will cure that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Recently I had a painter in the house in between the paint we would chat than the subject came up about bdsm . He was asking bout the the recent fifty shades film and how he was interested in seeing it.

Would I have gone there with him absolutely not lol "

Well you couldn't cos you had the painters in!

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Recently I had a painter in the house in between the paint we would chat than the subject came up about bdsm . He was asking bout the the recent fifty shades film and how he was interested in seeing it.

Would I have gone there with him absolutely not lol "

A similar thing happened to me with a young joiner....the poor bloke needed extra holes in his toolbelt to stop it slipping off!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Recently I had a painter in the house in between the paint we would chat than the subject came up about bdsm . He was asking bout the the recent fifty shades film and how he was interested in seeing it.

Would I have gone there with him absolutely not lol oiiii Mccarthy smart ass lol

Well you couldn't cos you had the painters in! "

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Some Tradespeople have a lot of screwing to do in a house...With their drill xx

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any


"Some Tradespeople have a lot of screwing to do in a house...With their drill xx "

Most of them will screw you with the bill

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"Some Tradespeople have a lot of screwing to do in a house...With their drill xx

Most of them will screw you with the bill "
You get pleasure and pain both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, she was single not married and we got it on big time before I left I came

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts"

I should consider a career change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sparks an have been in many a lovely ladies house nearly always deal with the ladies, as everyone knows they are the boss and always found myself thinking what if .or is she coming onto me .. ???

And I have had many a flirt with them but never went the whole way .but I still have a few years on the tools to make it happen which it has been a fantasy of mine since a young lad !!

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By *irebladexMan
over a year ago

Naas

OP would have been far more interesting if a Tobogganist and a Flatulence Smell Reduction Underwear Maker Engineer turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my pants stay up no prob no builders crack hanging out unless they want it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?"

First he has to look the part before I'll ask "are you any good at extensions?"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?

First he has to look the part before I'll ask "are you any good at extensions?""

Just come straight out and ask if he does erections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there could be something else extending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all. Yes I am a tradesman. Been so for last 25 years. Always get on well with my customers. A lot of my work would involve actually working in the house. I talk a lot and would flirt outrageously. It did work sometimes but I never actually followed it through except twice. But before Xmas I had the tables turned on me. Now that was one for the books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spill the beans onto the table

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Spill the beans onto the table "

Ooo, kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was working in this house and couple were moving in for x mas. They were prob around late 20 s.early 30 s. She was very chatty. And would slip a wink now and again. With him there. I passed no heed. She was off work a few times when I was work in there. And she was constantly within a few feet of me as I working. Talking away. And brushing against me . Anyhow they moved in for Xmas. And got engaged. I had to come back early Jan to finish off job. She was making dinner in afternoon and I jokingly said. Now don't be putting anything on for me. Well that done it. She insisted I then stay for some as himself wouldn't be home till very late. So we sat there at table eating and her all flirty. And I'm honest here I was feeling uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But was enjoying it at same time. Nothing else happened. Finished dinner and left. Was back next day to finish and she there again. Same crack. Even try in to help. Leaving hand on shoulder as she passed at times. So finished job. And was ready to leave. She standing in front of me and thanked me for good work and Shook my hand. And then asked for a hug and took it before I responded. Re ally threw herself into me and without think in I responded. And then kissed me hard on the lips. And that was it. I left. But she has been tnx me regularly since and I don't know what to do

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Went to do a job in a house n d lady had on d littlest house coat n a pair of 6 inch stilletoes . OMG did not know where to look . Don't think she was wearing much on under it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a chef by trade. And over the years I have been asked to cook dinner for Friends that are Ill or just can't leave the house for birthdays etc. I would bring the food cook clean up after etc.once after dinner the male half got d*unk and fell asleep. His female friend started to get upset and d*unk.long story cut short. she asked for sex in the middle of the room. I couldn't get out of House any faster.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Went to do a job in a house n d lady had on d littlest house coat n a pair of 6 inch stilletoes . OMG did not know where to look . Don't think she was wearing much on under it . "

That's probably where you should've looked! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?

First he has to look the part before I'll ask "are you any good at extensions?"

Just come straight out and ask if he does erections. "

I had to narrow the questions MM, too much confusion. One asked what kind of statue I was thinking about, another young man from Lisnaskea simply turned red & exploded.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"So today i have a sparks and a plumber here and i think I've watched too much porn or something cause i keep having the boldest thoughts..

Have any of you tradesmen ever had the pleasure of a naughty housewife?

First he has to look the part before I'll ask "are you any good at extensions?"

Just come straight out and ask if he does erections.

I had to narrow the questions MM, too much confusion. One asked what kind of statue I was thinking about, another young man from Lisnaskea simply turned red & exploded."

Messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did lay the fella who came to lay foundations for my shed

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

when your working in there house and they start flirting with you....you know your not going to get paid for your work.im 30yrs doing it /

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"when your working in there house and they start flirting with you....you know your not going to get paid for your work.im 30yrs doing it /"

Lol, that's always the fear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did lay the fella who came to lay foundations for my shed "

Tramp!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I did lay the fella who came to lay foundations for my shed

Tramp!"

Was it 4 inch or 6 inch he used....the blocks I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did lay the fella who came to lay foundations for my shed

Tramp!

Was it 4 inch or 6 inch he used....the blocks I meant "

Geordie would ask to see both before making a decision...unless you could use both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got paid. She wants more work done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I had quite a few it would normally start with a bit of banter when I was in the house alone. the first time a woman made me a cup of tea and sat across from me I could see her pink panties and I got such a horn as I left we ended up kissing and I came back the following evening and I was young and full of Cum lol only thing has changed is my age lol then one other time the women husband was in Germany in the army and was working in her house she was as game as a fox even fucked her the morning her husband was due home his dinner was even in the oven lol that was back in the day lol

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

A few years ago I had a plumber in fitting a new bath, his attention moved from the bathroom to the bedroom pretty quickly. All in all it took four days for him to actually get the bath fitted. Four fabulous days

Miss Mcjoy

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"When I was younger I had quite a few it would normally start with a bit of banter when I was in the house alone. the first time a woman made me a cup of tea and sat across from me I could see her pink panties and I got such a horn as I left we ended up kissing and I came back the following evening and I was young and full of Cum lol only thing has changed is my age lol then one other time the women husband was in Germany in the army and was working in her house she was as game as a fox even fucked her the morning her husband was due home his dinner was even in the oven lol that was back in the day lol"

Hahaha! So you were always a dirty wee fucker!! Aye bet the pink panties got stuck in ur toolbelt too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger I had quite a few it would normally start with a bit of banter when I was in the house alone. the first time a woman made me a cup of tea and sat across from me I could see her pink panties and I got such a horn as I left we ended up kissing and I came back the following evening and I was young and full of Cum lol only thing has changed is my age lol then one other time the women husband was in Germany in the army and was working in her house she was as game as a fox even fucked her the morning her husband was due home his dinner was even in the oven lol that was back in the day lol

Hahaha! So you were always a dirty wee fucker!! Aye bet the pink panties got stuck in ur toolbelt too!! "
omg that's not a very nice thing to say but spot on lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus it the biggest fantasy I have never got to the end game plenty of banter but I just never seem to read them right or in time one lady text me after doing a job at hers saying thanks I just had a lovely warm bath pity u didn't stay to scrub my back felt like a twat I hadn't read her banter right

But in all fairness it have to be put on a platter as ur in their house expected to be professional if anything went wrong they screw u and not in a good way

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By *aura66Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"When I was younger I had quite a few it would normally start with a bit of banter when I was in the house alone. the first time a woman made me a cup of tea and sat across from me I could see her pink panties and I got such a horn as I left we ended up kissing and I came back the following evening and I was young and full of Cum lol only thing has changed is my age lol then one other time the women husband was in Germany in the army and was working in her house she was as game as a fox even fucked her the morning her husband was due home his dinner was even in the oven lol that was back in the day lol"

None of that comes as a shock if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be getting the wrong tradesmen to do jobs for me as it has never once crossed my mind.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger I had quite a few it would normally start with a bit of banter when I was in the house alone. the first time a woman made me a cup of tea and sat across from me I could see her pink panties and I got such a horn as I left we ended up kissing and I came back the following evening and I was young and full of Cum lol only thing has changed is my age lol then one other time the women husband was in Germany in the army and was working in her house she was as game as a fox even fucked her the morning her husband was due home his dinner was even in the oven lol that was back in the day lol

None of that comes as a shock if I'm honest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a sparks an have been in many a lovely ladies house nearly always deal with the ladies, as everyone knows they are the boss and always found myself thinking what if .or is she coming onto me .. ???

And I have had many a flirt with them but never went the whole way .but I still have a few years on the tools to make it happen which it has been a fantasy of mine since a young lad !! "

Maybe you didn't have the right tools for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a sparks an have been in many a lovely ladies house nearly always deal with the ladies, as everyone knows they are the boss and always found myself thinking what if .or is she coming onto me .. ???

And I have had many a flirt with them but never went the whole way .but I still have a few years on the tools to make it happen which it has been a fantasy of mine since a young lad !!

Maybe you didn't have the right tools for the job "

Or maybe I I jus have met a foxy yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a sparks an have been in many a lovely ladies house nearly always deal with the ladies, as everyone knows they are the boss and always found myself thinking what if .or is she coming onto me .. ???

And I have had many a flirt with them but never went the whole way .but I still have a few years on the tools to make it happen which it has been a fantasy of mine since a young lad !!

Maybe you didn't have the right tools for the job "
he could remove there shorts and check out her box

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