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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

guy here with very little female experience. I'd love to meet a couple where the guy teaches me to fuck his girl.... love to learn the act of licking pussy and making a girl cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile says you're gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile says you're gay? "

It is a site to try new things to be fair. OP, watch some porn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ya I'd love to change that or try to be made change it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Your profile says you're gay? "
but profile states he's straight in interests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya I'd love to change that or try to be made change it "

You're gonna confuse the hell outta the party hosts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has gotta be a wind up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

In.

Out.

Repeat as necessary.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/03/17 18:21:35]

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Someone needs to teach you not to be using pics downloaded from the internet first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call MissDirty !!

That definitely looks like a cock and a pussy

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By *ockin nice guyMan
over a year ago

wexford


"Someone needs to teach you not to be using pics downloaded from the internet first "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs to teach you not to be using pics downloaded from the internet first "

And hid that pic fairly fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs to teach you not to be using pics downloaded from the internet first

And hid that pic fairly fast "

Scarlet for his ma.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Someone needs to teach you not to be using pics downloaded from the internet first

And hid that pic fairly fast "

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Too late though.....

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By *irebladexMan
over a year ago

Naas


"Your profile says you're gay? "

Slutysnowwhite you turned me

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick


"In.

Out.

Repeat as necessary.

Job done. "

...you not shake it all about too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile says you're gay?

It is a site to try new things to be fair. OP, watch some porn. "

Will that go me learn what gay is? Usually means they only like people if the same sex no?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

If you're watching some of the Fab couples here, best bring a pen and one very big notebook

If you're watching me with a woman, best bring a good book...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"In.

Out.

Repeat as necessary.

Job done.

...you not shake it all about too???"

None of that fancy shmancy French stuff for me!

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

Its very easy first find a woman. Explain that you have no idea how to please her in bed but that she looks like she's ridden everything so she'll know what to do. This is bound to pique her interest.

Once in the bedroom take off her clothes and carefully fold them and place them neatly in the corner. Nothing turns a girl on like a neat and tidy man. Pull back the duvet, subtlely show off the hospital corners on your bed. 2nd date is now guaranteed, you can relax.

When going down on her make her feel special and unique; ask her if all vaginas look like that because hers looks strange. Show off your knowledge of the female form and point out that her vagina is where babies come from. Women love an intelligent guy.

Move on to sex. Place the penis in her vagina. Ask her if its in or not every 30 seconds. She'll appreciate your considerate nature. Grab your note pad and pen. Every few strokes ask her if she's enjoying it or not. Make notes of her reply.

Youve heard the golden rule: keep them keen, treat them mean. Once its over tell her that you thought it was disappointing and you blame her completely and she should try harder next time. Post on facebook that you have finally made it with a woman to increase your social standing and make yourself even more desireable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In.

Out.

Repeat as necessary.

Job done. "

You forget shake it all about...

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many gobshites on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its very easy first find a woman. Explain that you have no idea how to please her in bed but that she looks like she's ridden everything so she'll know what to do. This is bound to pique her interest.

Once in the bedroom take off her clothes and carefully fold them and place them neatly in the corner. Nothing turns a girl on like a neat and tidy man. Pull back the duvet, subtlely show off the hospital corners on your bed. 2nd date is now guaranteed, you can relax.

When going down on her make her feel special and unique; ask her if all vaginas look like that because hers looks strange. Show off your knowledge of the female form and point out that her vagina is where babies come from. Women love an intelligent guy.

Move on to sex. Place the penis in her vagina. Ask her if its in or not every 30 seconds. She'll appreciate your considerate nature. Grab your note pad and pen. Every few strokes ask her if she's enjoying it or not. Make notes of her reply.

Youve heard the golden rule: keep them keen, treat them mean. Once its over tell her that you thought it was disappointing and you blame her completely and she should try harder next time. Post on facebook that you have finally made it with a woman to increase your social standing and make yourself even more desireable."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the Hokey Cokey right?

1.Transfer all body parts mentioned for dick.

2.Instead of "turning around", withdraw & remove the rubber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile says you're gay? "

Seriously, he wants to learn, yeah u are gay, just looking for a gir, u can learn with me how licking a pussy until she gets squirt!!

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