FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

I would ride him/her into battle!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On reading a thread that Ms.lou posted got me thinking...

What are your cringe worthy chat up lines???

We all know nice legs what time do they open...

Or Are you free tonight or will it cost me..

What's your cringe worthy chat up lines...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I'm not wearing any socks and have the knickers to match

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

A Lady with a Lather in her tights.

Is that a Ladder, or A Stairway to Heaven.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks and have the knickers to match "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your breasts make me smile but your eyes make me warm.

(c) Hard 2017

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but you go down under....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I said it once 4 a bet. I thought I'd get a drink on me but got a laugh instead

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I said it once 4 a bet. I thought I'd get a drink on me but got a laugh instead "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have a chicken farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm a man with no morals and I'm hoping you have knickers to match!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"

Awwww...that's a cute one!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners, because when you look at me my nuts tighten.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Message from a woman...."Cum get me"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm finding it hard to lick my lips...can I lick yours..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilised???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there. "

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?"

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck??? Gets me wet every time!!! Not!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my phone... ring your husband and tell him you're not coming home...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your like a spanner every time I see you my nuts tighten

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some chat up lines are funny and some not lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get your coat luv, you've pulled".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

"Do you have a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames "

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


""get your coat luv, you've pulled"."

Get your coat, I've got a knife

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rgasmo22Man
over a year ago

wexford

[Removed by poster at 24/02/17 10:30:49]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a vet? (No,why)

Because my pussy needs a check up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend asked a girl one night do you fancy a shag? She said no and he replied would you mind lying down so i can have one so

He never saw the punch coming. He was out for the count

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: Do you like fruit? Because my Cock is a peach...

Me: OK but I don't like chicken & I heard it's fowl.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rgasmo22Man
over a year ago

wexford

there are 206 bones in the human body.would you like another one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle. "

The thread is only a bit of fun, I'm sure people don't use the majority of these lines...

But I don't see how having a giggle with a chat up line could bring anyone to the conclusion that it means the person has a lack of confidence,the opposite in fact!

And as for Frankie Boyle I prefer Roddy tho...

My sarcasm only follows my mind so easily known...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm stealing some of these lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I've lost my teddy bear..Can I sleep with you instead?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm stealing some of these lol I wish you were a stamp,so I could lick you all over

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle.

The thread is only a bit of fun, I'm sure people don't use the majority of these lines...

But I don't see how having a giggle with a chat up line could bring anyone to the conclusion that it means the person has a lack of confidence,the opposite in fact!

And as for Frankie Boyle I prefer Roddy tho...

My sarcasm only follows my mind so easily known...

"

Tell me this, its only a bit if fun...what exactly did you mean by this statement?

"I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one cracked me up.

I'd bury my dick so deep in your ass, whoever pulls it will be crowned king Arthur.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle.

The thread is only a bit of fun, I'm sure people don't use the majority of these lines...

But I don't see how having a giggle with a chat up line could bring anyone to the conclusion that it means the person has a lack of confidence,the opposite in fact!

And as for Frankie Boyle I prefer Roddy tho...

My sarcasm only follows my mind so easily known...

Tell me this, its only a bit if fun...what exactly did you mean by this statement?

"I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames""

The thread is only a bit of fun..

And your name is from a board game if I'm not mistaken!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"This one cracked me up.

I'd bury my dick so deep in your ass, whoever pulls it will be crowned king Arthur. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle.

The thread is only a bit of fun, I'm sure people don't use the majority of these lines...

But I don't see how having a giggle with a chat up line could bring anyone to the conclusion that it means the person has a lack of confidence,the opposite in fact!

And as for Frankie Boyle I prefer Roddy tho...

My sarcasm only follows my mind so easily known...

Tell me this, its only a bit if fun...what exactly did you mean by this statement?

"I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames"

The thread is only a bit of fun..

And your name is from a board game if I'm not mistaken!

"

You're mistaken and if it was meant as a joke, then i'd suggest you work more on your material.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ocko123Man
over a year ago

Derry

'Spose a ride's out of the question?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could wear a black plastic bag tonight and still look good....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck u so hard you will.b the only unicorn in ireland

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Did you just fart?

Because you just blew me away "

I have to try that one.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ritz860Man
over a year ago

Galway/Clare/Limerick

[Removed by poster at 24/02/17 18:11:24]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dropped something...........my jaw

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Stare pointedly at her pussy and say 'so, are you going to eat that?'

You'll do, I suppose.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never used a chat up line. I've always felt that there is a real falseness in them. A way of duping the other person. They also suggest, to me, a lack of self confidence. I've always been happy with the person I am and my ability to talk to people. I also realise that we aren't for everyone, so a fear of rejection has never been there.

That's a very long chat up line , isn't it?

I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames

Well Ms. A, I just wanted to share a personal feeling of mine and experience on the subject of chat up lines. I didn't realise that by doing so, I'd be responded to with cheap easy gutter sarcasm. If I wanted that, i'd go onto Tw*tter and search out that imbecile Frankie Boyle.

The thread is only a bit of fun, I'm sure people don't use the majority of these lines...

But I don't see how having a giggle with a chat up line could bring anyone to the conclusion that it means the person has a lack of confidence,the opposite in fact!

And as for Frankie Boyle I prefer Roddy tho...

My sarcasm only follows my mind so easily known...

Tell me this, its only a bit if fun...what exactly did you mean by this statement?

"I don't think Sir that he understands it's only a bit of fun...

Too used to playing boardgames"

The thread is only a bit of fun..

And your name is from a board game if I'm not mistaken!

You're mistaken and if it was meant as a joke, then i'd suggest you work more on your material. "

Serious much

Have a chill pill

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ritz860Man
over a year ago

Galway/Clare/Limerick

I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Excuse me, but your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stare pointedly at her pussy and say 'so, are you going to eat that?'

You'll do, I suppose.

"

Meowwwww

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Excuse me, but your bone structure is giving my bone structure."

Excellent!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going half's on a bastard?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On reading a thread that Ms.lou posted got me thinking...

What are your cringe worthy chat up lines???

We all know nice legs what time do they open...

Or Are you free tonight or will it cost me..

What's your cringe worthy chat up lines..."

Roses are red,

So are your lips ,

You should sit on my face

And wiggle your hips

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between jam and marmalade ??

I can't marmalade my dick in ur ass!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top