FabSwingers.com forum: I wouldn't ride him/her into battle....

By *s lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Someone used this in another thread and it got me thinking.....what sayings do you use to describe someone you wouldn't ride into battle?

One of my faves is 'even the tide wouldn't take them out'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't get a kick in a stamped

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

If I had a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall. Also applies to Kathryn Thomas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't touch him/her with yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sniper wouldn't take them out

Fell out of the ugly tree...hit every branch on the way down...climbed back up and fell out again

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

They have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like something I'd draw with my left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. Old school but effective lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Funnily enough this is a term i use for certain swingers from another site

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By *s lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

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By *unfanaghyladMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Would kick them out of bed even for eating cheese and onion crisps

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By *s lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Daz wouldn't shift her

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Not even if she was giving it away for free

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

"They have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Funnily enough this is a term i use for certain swingers from another site

Lol....really? Great minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used by some Cork men' If I had a basket of langers I wouldn't give her one'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daz wouldn't shift her"

Think we have a winner

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By *edRoxyxWoman
over a year ago

Mayo

"No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

Lol! This describes me perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOBFOC

Body off baywatch, Face off crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice from far but far from nice

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

She has a head on her like a bucket of boiled spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't get a ride at a fairground

A sniper wouldn't take him/her out

You would have to tie a bone around his neck so the dog will play with him/her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even with your cock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOBFOC

Body off baywatch, Face off crimewatch

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Wouldn't get up on him/her to change a light bulb

Has a face like a well slapped arse

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

She's a mouth on her that's hung like a wizards sleeve.

A head on her like a melted welly.

Even Spanish fishermen wouldn't net her.

The tits on her back are better than the ones on her chest.

Her reflection in the mirror wouldn't look at her.

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By *s lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

He'd get up on the crack of dawn

she has a face like a melted wheelie bin

She'd haunt houses for you

he'd be good for a poke if the telly was broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a double bagger, (have a paper bag over your face in case the one over his falls off)

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

only a face a mother could love.

she has a face like a dog licking a nettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radion wouldn't shift her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fed up....not hard up

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

The Tide wouldn't take her out.

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

The sea wouldn't Wave at Her.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

The best of you ran down your auld fellas leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best of you ran down your auld fellas leg"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't ride her if she had pedals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog... figure like a melted welly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if he/she had peddles & a kickstart on her/him

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By *erryduoCouple
over a year ago

Killarney

She's got a face suitable for radio

She has a Nanci griffith face....."from a distance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't ride her if she had peddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would give a head ache to a paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't touch it with a sterile glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's like a bad spray job looks good from a distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A head like 5 miles of bad road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's like a bad spray job looks good from a distance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't get a ride in a whore house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt ride him with your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterface

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By *s lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Couldn't get a ride in a whore house

That's me at the best of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't get a ride in a whore house

That's me at the best of times

Hope that's not true. After all you are eloquent fun friendly and those boots....mmmm

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Haven't read whole thread, so it's probably been said already.

Double bagger. Just in case her brown bag falls off her head, you have one on yours!

From Not an Oil Painting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She as useful as tits on a bull

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By * dubzMan
over a year ago

sth Dublin

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole

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By * dubzMan
over a year ago

sth Dublin

Beat with both ends of the ugly stick

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

They'd go into a haunted house and walk out with a paycheck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would make a dido go soft , a priest wouldn't interfere way her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her if she was on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have the face of a dog licking piss off a stinging nettle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even cillit wouldnt bang him..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her to the bog for turf.

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"Someone used this in another thread and it got me thinking.....what sayings do you use to describe someone you wouldn't ride into battle?

One of my faves is 'even the tide wouldn't take them out'

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"Someone used this in another thread and it got me thinking.....what sayings do you use to describe someone you wouldn't ride into battle?

One of my faves is 'even the tide wouldn't take them out'

The tide wouldn't take her out

If i had a bag of cocks I wouldn't give her 1

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