FabSwingers.com forum: A rant about words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Words that people use on here that boil my blood;

1) Genuine ~ because saying you're genuine definitely means that you are.

2) Discrete ~ as if you're gonna run into work in the morning shouting from the rooftops about the tranny you had a threeway with last night.

3) Stunning ~ I just hate the word, it's worse than the word "moist", like i dont have a stungun, broaden your vocabulary!

4) Horney ~ You're on a site full of horny people and yet you can't even spell the word!

What words/phrases boils your blood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god .....

NSA

Sex site

Hun

Will I call over

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

Clique

Fuk

Restraining order

Hear those way too much

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Babe"

"Honey"

"Love"

"Your beautiful " before seeing a pic

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By *mi_Chew_KokWoman
over a year ago

DARK SOCIETY

Hi there

And

Foo foo

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Discreet not discrete

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

What we need is a great big melting pot

Big enough enough enough to take

The world and all its got

And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more

And turn out FAB happy people by the score!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet not discrete "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet not discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet not discrete "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun,

Babe,

Stunning,

Moist,

(Do you) Squirt,

Professional,

Dozens more, that'll do for now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word lush makes me wanna die

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"how are yous today. Yous up to much today"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hun,

Babe,

Stunning,

Moist,

(Do you) Squirt,

Professional,

Dozens more, that'll do for now! "

Ugh professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun,

Babe,

Stunning,

Moist,

(Do you) Squirt,

Professional,

Dozens more, that'll do for now!

Ugh professional

Boils my pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You need to be verified sign up here.

Wtf. Scam

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

8 inches

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By *ixpackCouple
over a year ago

South

"Clique

Fuk

Restraining order

Hear those way too much

love it!!

That has me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck you dry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Suck you dry "

Do ladies say that ?

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum

""Suck you dry "

Do ladies say that ? "
well

I wouldn't call them ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny i hate hate hate that would with a passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun,

Babe,

Stunning,

Moist,

(Do you) Squirt,

Professional,

Dozens more, that'll do for now! "

Professional asshole I find

More bold girl more !!!!

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum

What about fajassel???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fajassel???"

Do you mean vajazzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

Blocked.... Lol

A Lady had a Profile up,

Straight Female, looking to meet females only, for fun and frolics,

I asked, she must be Bi or Gay,

BLOCKED

Lol.

Is she in the Closet.

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

No Reply unless you send Face Pic,

No Pics on their Profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

Mine too

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

Ohhhh mine too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that calls themselves hot in their bio pisses me off

No drama (means alot)

Genuine, when they are anything but

Heavycummer..I just picture cum everywhere

Pet..anyone that calls me pet, drives me crazy.

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum

"What about fajassel???

Do you mean vajazzle? "
lol yes thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all the words that real girls dont like lol cunt slut slag slapper dirty bitch love them all

i think people should lighten up on here its a swingers site

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

On its own is just asking for a block

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

""Babe"

"Honey"

"Love"

"Your beautiful " before seeing a pic

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Words that people use on here that boil my blood;

1) Genuine ~ because saying you're genuine definitely means that you are.

2) Discrete ~ as if you're gonna run into work in the morning shouting from the rooftops about the tranny you had a threeway with last night.

3) Stunning ~ I just hate the word, it's worse than the word "moist", like i dont have a stungun, broaden your vocabulary!

4) Horney ~ You're on a site full of horny people and yet you can't even spell the word!

What words/phrases boils your blood?

All of the above but what grinds my gears is the yes men/women who agree with everything the popular kids say regardless of whether it makes sense or not,then again I myself am a pig headed prick who is never wrong about anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words that people use on here that boil my blood;

1) Genuine ~ because saying you're genuine definitely means that you are.

2) Discrete ~ as if you're gonna run into work in the morning shouting from the rooftops about the tranny you had a threeway with last night.

3) Stunning ~ I just hate the word, it's worse than the word "moist", like i dont have a stungun, broaden your vocabulary!

4) Horney ~ You're on a site full of horny people and yet you can't even spell the word!

What words/phrases boils your blood?

Eh yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine male/female as opposed to an automaton.

Being under six foot. The must be above six foot line always hits me hard. I'm no dwarf but that one makes me grumpy

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I've absolutely no idea what to say to anyone anymore so if ye have any interest ye can mail me because I'm not too pushed what ye say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

On its own is just asking for a block "

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"Hi

On its own is just asking for a block

Hi de hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juz pewr speling in jenral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/17 23:34:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love all the words that real girls dont like lol cunt slut slag slapper dirty bitch love them all

i think people should lighten up on here its a swingers site "

Ditto!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

jesus yer moany fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pic no chat...

On profiles with no face pic

Only meet verified... when they have zero verifications

Quality over quantity....on a profile with over 100 verifications...

No pervs or weirdos.... just lol

Only meeting females on a female profile... where all the veries are from guys!

No old guys... us old guys have enough trouble pushing a zimmer frame...

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are instead of our

(are pics, are profile, are place. It's so unnecessary)

Of instead of have

(Should have, not should of)

There are more, but these are the simple ones that get on my nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling in general.

I know there's the odd autocorrect spelling mistakes that happen, but I think we have moved on from typing "u" instead of you.

This might be a Derry thing, but people typing "al" or "am" instead of "I'll" and "I'm".

Also the standard thing of people not knowing the proper use for "your" and "you're". Also "they're" "their" and "there".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning

Do women like....

Do size count

Kiss, fuck, pint

Where am I going wrong

How do I get verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love your profile" when they wouldn't be messaging if they'd actually read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get to worked up about it tbh but one thing that bugs me is ... u still looking for fun ?

Lol Nope had a meet that's my swinging boots put back on the shelf

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Very rare that peoples grammar gets the better of me, but i cant stand them 'sydney uni' posts

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

Ohhhh mine too..

I actually know 1 or 2 lol.. I spell it "khunt" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into?

No face pic no reply - Seriously get over yourself.

Experienced - Probably not.

Tall - Probably not.

9 inches - Probably not.

Athletic - Probably not.

Genuine - I'm still trying to figure that one out but probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

Ohhhh mine too..

I actually know 1 or 2 lol.. I spell it "khunt" lol"

There's this Polish lady I know and her name is Kuntz

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"No face pic no chat...

On profiles with no face pic

Only meet verified... when they have zero verifications

Quality over quantity....on a profile with over 100 verifications...

No pervs or weirdos.... just lol

Only meeting females on a female profile... where all the veries are from guys!

No old guys... us old guys have enough trouble pushing a zimmer frame...

100 verifications doesn't mean they've shagged 100 times on here....most of my veris are from people I've met at socials, I haven't been 'gang fucked' as was so elegantly put to me in a message once ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a funny fecker.made us laugh all night....words used to describe male half of couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot u n2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fun lately or have you met many here

Ehh maybe but I'm not gona tell a complete stranger

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

"Discreet not discrete "

This!!!!

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I really hate when people use the word "cunt" this really boils my blood , its used alot in the stories section , not that i read the great horny hot stories

Mrs crazy

I'm sorry but cunt is my favourite word

Ohhhh mine too..

I actually know 1 or 2 lol.. I spell it "khunt" lol

There's this Polish lady I know and her name is Kuntz

Hahahahaha.... here c'mere khuntz...i'd be at it all day lol

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes

Don't think people read their own profile, let alone those of others.....

Male, Straight,... looking for Men, Women

Plus what about the ones that Cannot Accommodate, Cannot Travel??

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

BBW

just because someone is big doesn't automatically make them a BBW,then you have the "men like meat dogs like bones" bullshit,people think it's ok to big up big women by castigating slender women and people who have that preference.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Don't think people read their own profile, let alone those of others.....

Male, Straight,... looking for Men, Women

Plus what about the ones that Cannot Accommodate, Cannot Travel??

They clearly fuck over their garden gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBW

The term Gentleman is not going to be needed soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words that people use on here that boil my blood;

1) Genuine ~ because saying you're genuine definitely means that you are.

2) Discrete ~ as if you're gonna run into work in the morning shouting from the rooftops about the tranny you had a threeway with last night.

3) Stunning ~ I just hate the word, it's worse than the word "moist", like i dont have a stungun, broaden your vocabulary!

4) Horney ~ You're on a site full of horny people and yet you can't even spell the word!

What words/phrases boils your blood?

I like the list but "makes my blood boil" is on mine

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"BBW

The term Gentleman is not going to be needed soon..."

and Lady whilst we are at it methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

No face pic no reply - Seriously get over yourself.

Experienced - Probably not.

Tall - Probably not.

9 inches - Probably not.

Athletic - Probably not.

Genuine - I'm still trying to figure that one out but probably not.

9 is the new 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBW

The term Gentleman is not going to be needed soon...

and Lady whilst we are at it methinks."

Were you hoping to meet a lady?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"BBW

The term Gentleman is not going to be needed soon...

and Lady whilst we are at it methinks.

Were you hoping to meet a lady?"

Not on here no

if I was I think I would be waiting a long long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a new word for "gentlelady"

Sweetness and manners are my biggest turn ons lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBW

The term Gentleman is not going to be needed soon...

and Lady whilst we are at it methinks.

Were you hoping to meet a lady?

Not on here no

if I was I think I would be waiting a long long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a new word for "gentlelady"

Sweetness and manners are my biggest turn ons lately "

Cool, will you drop my suggestion for Caveman as a standard in at the same time please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no chat...

On profiles with no face pic

Only meet verified... when they have zero verifications

Quality over quantity....on a profile with over 100 verifications...

No pervs or weirdos.... just lol

Only meeting females on a female profile... where all the veries are from guys!

No old guys... us old guys have enough trouble pushing a zimmer frame...

It is clear I have caused offence where none was intended for which I apologise.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think people read their own profile, let alone those of others.....

Male, Straight,... looking for Men, Women

Plus what about the ones that Cannot Accommodate, Cannot Travel??

They clearly fuck over their garden gate"

Kinky

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their entrie profile text consists of: ask

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Phrases that make me want to poke my eyes out are "each to their own" or "ruins it for us genuine guys" if used on any forum post . Status updates " you know who you are" also make me want to cry. My most hated phrase on fab though is used on verifications "Mr was a sound guy" well he just watched you fuck his wife without killing you of course he is "sound"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrases that make me want to poke my eyes out are "each to their own" or "ruins it for us genuine guys" if used on any forum post . Status updates " you know who you are" also make me want to cry. My most hated phrase on fab though is used on verifications "Mr was a sound guy" well he just watched you fuck his wife without killing you of course he is "sound""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe ~ hate being answered with a maybe instead Yes or No.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"What we need is a great big melting pot

Big enough enough enough to take

The world and all its got

And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more

And turn out FAB happy people by the score!!"

Fat chance

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Bring your A game ..... that boils my piss.. I mean is there a B game ???

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Bring your A game ..... that boils my piss.. I mean is there a B game ???"

Maybe not but there's a P.E. game

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

"Bring your A game ..... that boils my piss.. I mean is there a B game ???

Maybe not but there's a P.E. game

The more Physical, the better the Education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex site is one that does it for me, ask HB to meet alone, and you'll find out what annoys her most on fab. We're both not fans of messages directed solely to HB, it is a couples profile after all.

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