FabSwingers.com forum: A Song For The Girls

By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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Found this in an old notebook last night and at the suggestion of a friend on here I said I'd post it. Hope ye enjoy. Just a bit of a laugh.

At first I was afraid, I was petrifed

When u said u had 10 inches, Lord I almost died

But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long

That I grew strong, and I knew I could take u on

But there u are, another lie

I was ready for a Big Mac and u brought me a French Fry

I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream

I should have known there was no anaconda lurking there in those jeans

Go on now go, walk out the door

Don't promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4

Weren't u the prat to think I wouldn't catch u out

Don't u know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count

I will survive, I will survive

Coz as long as I've got batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex

I will survive, i will survive hey hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud

When I saw ur little weiner standing short and proud

But to hell with all ur ego's,and to hell with all ur needs

Now I'm saving all my loving for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go......

Tina

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Tina!!

that made me lol!!

Excellent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong but was singing it while reading

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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I was doing the same while typing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong but was singing it while reading"

Me too well singing...my version is debatable

Love it Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want karaoke social

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I want karaoke social

we can do a girl group version Jesse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Lmfao brilliant I'm singing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want karaoke social

we can do a girl group version Jesse

I'll be baking spice....

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I want karaoke social

we can do a girl group version Jesse

I'll be baking spice...."

brownie spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong but was singing it while reading"

me too

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want karaoke social

we can do a girl group version Jesse

I'll be baking spice....

brownie spice

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Tina that was the result of many wasted hrs but fooking brilliant

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