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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are women saying oooh mr grey I have to get me one a him

And can't even handle a finger in the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are women saying oooh mr grey I have to get me one a him

And can't even handle a finger in the bum

"

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are women saying oooh mr grey I have to get me one a him

And can't even handle a finger in the bum

"

They can dream.... After all it costs nothing.

requires no action and it gives something new to talk about. It is rather sh*te as far as anything goes though. No imagination required. I said in anotherpost....it has structural issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are women saying oooh mr grey I have to get me one a him

And can't even handle a finger in the bum

They can dream.... After all it costs nothing.

requires no action and it gives something new to talk about. It is rather sh*te as far as anything goes though. No imagination required. I said in anotherpost....it has structural issues."

Structural issues ? Do you mean he can't get it up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are women saying oooh mr grey I have to get me one a him

And can't even handle a finger in the bum

They can dream.... After all it costs nothing.

requires no action and it gives something new to talk about. It is rather sh*te as far as anything goes though. No imagination required. I said in anotherpost....it has structural issues.

Structural issues ? Do you mean he can't get it up ?"

Hahahaha. ..hadn't thought of it like that. I was referencing to the way the film was put together. Maybe demolish and rebuild from foundations would have been an alternative way of putting it ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 1...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Because of a successful marketing campaign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he kick the living shite out of her and call it love?

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Isn't he a billionaire?

It might just be that and nothing to do with anything up the bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't he a billionaire?

It might just be that and nothing to do with anything up the bum... "

Exactly

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ahhhh the "Melania syndrome"

"That guy will abuse you and treat you like property!"

"but, but.....money!"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Gosh,those movies must be really bad if all you learn is shoving a finger up a woman's ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh,those movies must be really bad if all you learn is shoving a finger up a woman's ass. "

So it gets a up from you lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Gosh,those movies must be really bad if all you learn is shoving a finger up a woman's ass.

So it gets a up from you lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So it gets a up from you lol

"

Well that went down well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

"

A gentle finger at the right time can be amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And especially if ur curvy they say all 'real' bbw like anal I don't so I'm appatently not real bbw or curvy I couldn't care less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhh the "Melania syndrome"

"That guy will abuse you and treat you like property!"

"but, but.....money!""

So Donald Trump is abusing melania is he? I must have missed that whole news story...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ahhhh the "Melania syndrome"

"That guy will abuse you and treat you like property!"

"but, but.....money!"

So Donald Trump is abusing melania is he? I must have missed that whole news story..."

you're slipping chuckles. it's all over the fake news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If MR GREY wasn't a millionaire....he'd just be branded a pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

"

Agh now I don't mind an old finger lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman "

9 inches? Haven't seen many of them about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't he a billionaire?

It might just be that and nothing to do with anything up the bum... "
that must be the reason that lizard head trump has a supermodel wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't he a billionaire?

It might just be that and nothing to do with anything up the bum... that must be the reason that lizard head trump has a supermodel wife lol "

I think the correct terminology is reptilian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman

9 inches? Haven't seen many of them about "
I'm very close just one inch out I'm 10 inches. Lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman

9 inches? Haven't seen many of them about I'm very close just one inch out I'm 10 inches. Lol"

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By *unne66Man
over a year ago

North County


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

"

Well I visited the doc last week and a digit was inserted, purely for medical purposes, I didn't bat an eyelid........but that was after I was hit over the back of the head with a cricket bat......and no tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen that in life the noisy people and You just have to laugh. And the quiet people will surprise you. Again and again.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I agree amalthea theye think cos we are women tat we want or enjoy it is for one dont like a man in there he can use a finger or two but that's it They cry wit a finger or a strap on and they expect to put 9inchs inside a woman

9 inches? Haven't seen many of them about "

I'm telling you it's the girth and not the length that makes the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

Well I visited the doc last week and a digit was inserted, purely for medical purposes, I didn't bat an eyelid........but that was after I was hit over the back of the head with a cricket bat......and no tears "

You'd have to bring the cricket bat with me too I'm afraid

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Oh I quiet like a finger or two however....

Well if you want to shove your cock up my ass I always say have one up yours beforehand so you can tell me what it's like....

Men seem to love giving anal but crys like a baby if a finger is put up there bum...

Well I visited the doc last week and a digit was inserted, purely for medical purposes, I didn't bat an eyelid........but that was after I was hit over the back of the head with a cricket bat......and no tears

You'd have to bring the cricket bat with me too I'm afraid "

As long as you only have tears of happiness

Anyone else querying the use of "tears" and which is the chicken/egg?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

As in tears from eyes or from skin tearing!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Lube I tell ya! Lube!

Or if you're a Marlon Brando fan, butter is best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just 1... "
short and sweet 1 is enough

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