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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh....

Class!!!!!!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooh !!!! My road runner beep beep Cheers Risqué

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Probably a walk-thru wardrobe!

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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

I bet you ran at top speed you poor little devil sorry I'm crying here from laughing must have scared the hell out of you your only a young lad

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By *rMac88Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"dont worry im not goin to fuck you" best greeting ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww OP. Thank you for posting the most entertaining thread in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing that episode brightened up my night.

The verification should make good reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long was he stuck in the wardrobe with his cock in his hand though?

#ComingOutOfTheClosetShocker

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

Sorry to hear it OP but thats damn funny.

Bet its not the first time this couples done that, wonder who else has accidently put on a show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its normally wife away and has no problem for a lady to meet me for fun ye right and we just won euro millions lol #call me deluded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor lady cockblocked by her own husband.

But if i was there id have finished the job while pointing and laughing at the guys cock

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin


"Poor lady cockblocked by her own husband.

But if i was there id have finished the job while pointing and laughing at the guys cock "

If he could have kept going after having a naked man jump out of the wardrobe holding his cock shouting about spanking then he is truly a man to look up to. For that is a man who has seen it all and nothing will ever surprise him again.

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Brill I had one like that few years ago chatted to her thought mmm like to fuck her she sounds game went offline she was on next day when I messaged her she pretended not to know me was a bit pissed off with her then all of a sudden she says u can come round now for fun or whatever he's gone out I was round like a shot . She answered the door in her dressing gown asked her if she had anything nice or sexy underneath for me she says no just this jumper I'm cold . So I says aw thought u were going to flash so she says like this got a fabolous pair of 40es out mm they were lovely n big massive nipples I jumped straight on them and sucked them both hard I'd only been in the door 2 seconds walked through to back bedroom was feeling her pussy through her jeans she pulls my cock out and was sucking it straight away I'd been in the house 30 seconds so far I says OMG if u knew you were this hot and game I'd have brought a condom to fuck u then she says put this on throwing a condom on the bed . By the time I had a condom on she was naked on the bed screaming fuck me my cock went straight up her wet pussy no foreplay fucking her really hard she came very quickly I slowed down wanting to saviour this moment she then says "hurry up he's only gone out for a pissa " I fucked as hard as I could and as fast it was over very quickly shooting my hot spunk in that condom then she says "go out the back to the yard he won't see you leaving " I zipped up walked straight through the kitchen as the front door was opening left the back yard through a door walked down the back Lane very red faced hot and bothered into the front street and into my car near her front door in shock couldn't believe was over dead quick and he nearly caught us in the act .True story

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

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By *unne66Man
over a year ago

North County

So the hubby is a closet perv

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin


"So the hubby is a closet perv "

Ha ha,very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't laughed so much at a forum post in a long time

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I laughed for a bit but then thought is this a wet dream

Which or wheather it's one of the funniest threads this year

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny..poor op lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"So the hubby is a closet perv "

At least he's had the courage to come out of the closet

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point."

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

OMG you have me breaking my heart laughing but don't think it was funny for you .

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

This has to be d funniest tread ever can't stop laughing. But bet you were not laughing OMG.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

OMG still laughing

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Amateur

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By *itIrishCplCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Are we the only ones wondering why the heck you ran

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Are you sure the house wasn't haunted that a ghost appeared out of the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, like a cold spoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"dont worry im not goin to fuck you" best greeting ever"

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

It is funny but in fairness he is only a young lad.

I know when I was 18 and if I was balls deep in some fellas wife and he walked outa the wardrobe with his loaded weapon in his hand and said don't worry I'm not going to fuck you id have shit myself before I got a chance to run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then he woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't that bloke from the "solid Oak, no veneer here" ad was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't that bloke from the "solid Oak, no veneer here" ad was it? "

Nearly choked on my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't that bloke from the "solid Oak, no veneer here" ad was it?

Nearly choked on my tea "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving us ideas here OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point."

The Sex life of a potato man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously funny

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point.

The Sex life of a potato man. "
terrible film but I did manage to get to the wardrobe scene as well

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By *ritz860Man
over a year ago

Galway/Clare/Limerick

you should have got him to sit in a chair on his hands in the corner ... while you finished pleasuring his mrs ... lol

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By *rianSthDubMan
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

Ha Ha

Just be thankful it wasn't the wardrobe into Narnia.....and a whole bunch was ready to come out behind him....

Thanks for the laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you should have got him to sit in a chair on his hands in the corner ... while you finished pleasuring his mrs ... lol"

Defo !!!!!

Well done op that was brilliant xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they reading this wondering whether to tell us all who they are? Or was fab not the reason you met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point."

Brilliant

a career in comedy, porn and athletics beckon!!

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By *ightfury1Man
over a year ago

Co Armagh


"...well I can tell you folks, never believe that fucking line!

Was having a little fun earlier this evening. Slightly older woman, married but home alone apparently...

Not to go into details but was taking a married woman from behind in her bedroom. Then a man's voice shouts "give her a good spank son" from the fucking wardrobe!

I jump off the bed and this man (I am assuming her husband) comes out of the wardrobe, his cock in his hand and says "don't worry kid, I'm not going to fuck you".

"Fucking right you're not" I says, grabbed my stuff and ran like Usain Bolt! Heart is still pounding.

Have met couples before, but think the shock got to me. Shame as she was hot, and a lot of fun upto that point."

That's a cracker mate

If hubby wanted to watch why not just be upfront with it at the start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing I've read on here in a long time!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"Funniest thing I've read on here in a long time! "

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By *un chickWoman
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Funniest thing I've read on here in a long time! "

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