FabSwingers.com forum: Worst opening line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worst opening message i received was can I shag you pmsl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Me: eh u just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

lol v good

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

Me: eh u just did

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he he dats v good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see your profile says that you are straight but do you meet men.??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

Maybe not them bought how about I Madame B? As I flutter my eye lashes I wonder could I be so lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

)

Maybe not them bought how about I Madame B? As I flutter my eye lashes I wonder could I be so lucky lol

Aww thank you for finding a way around our filter's

age restrictions there for a reason but do come say hi at the parties

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm close by want to meet in my car

Has to be one of the worst I got this week so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

)

Maybe not them bought how about I Madame B? As I flutter my eye lashes I wonder could I be so lucky lol

Aww thank you for finding a way around our filter's

age restrictions there for a reason but do come say hi at the parties

Madame B"

Of course I will indeed

Master Mowgli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married but not enough sex..

I want you as a birthday surprise for my husband....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm married but not enough sex..

I want you as a birthday surprise for my husband....

Agh jesus your joking? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm close by want to meet in my car

Has to be one of the worst I got this week so far "
omg that's a terrible opening line lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm married but not enough sex..

I want you as a birthday surprise for my husband....

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lol now that's a cheesy opening line lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm married but not enough sex..

I want you as a birthday surprise for my husband....

Agh jesus your joking? Lol"

No haha

I got the second one few days ago from a lovely couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one last week offering me €100 if I could get someone to give him a blowjob or do it myself

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I want to see if my missus is cheating. Could you call round to house, personal train her and then try & get it on with her?"

Seriously...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got one last week offering me €100 if I could get someone to give him a blowjob or do it myself "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see your profile says that you are straight but do you meet men.?????? "
I get lot's of that myself and more men fabbing my photo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you fuck me and give you 150 euros

No thank you

Seriously???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you fuck me and give you 150 euros

No thank you

Seriously???

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I got offered 500 Euros told me no n he said do u not want the money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst was probably 'u free?'

A whole 5 letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy could of said get your coat your pulled ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst was probably 'u free?'

A whole 5 letters.

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pmsl omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was probably 'u free?'

A whole 5 letters.

I see lads in bars all the time and they reckon the same stratagy works they are just lazy and dim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm married but not enough sex..

I want you as a birthday surprise for my husband....

Agh jesus your joking? Lol

No haha

I got the second one few days ago from a lovely couple

Head casess Cassandra head cases lol

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wanna meet alone for bareback anal?"

Now, what about my profile would lead anyone to ask that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I get is from fellas that have straight on their profile and it says straight on mine to its.

" looking drained? "

Lol so I normally go on the wind up and am like yes please,

They reply I see you can accommodate what's your address?

So I reply

The name is Robert Marley my address is 69 Jamaica street Belfast oh and can you bring the wailers lol .

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

We've been offered money too... As long as the Mr wasn't told! Lol

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By *cltdCouple
over a year ago

moira/belfast

Hi, your tits look great, is one that grates on me or Hi, you wanna fuck? Or Hi, new here not sure what I'm suppose to do or say. The conversation from some on here is riveting.

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By *dam010Man
over a year ago

Dublin

""Wanna meet alone for bareback anal?"

Now, what about my profile would lead anyone to ask that?

You're interests lists 'anal' but doesn't list 'safe sex'

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

""Wanna meet alone for bareback anal?"

Now, what about my profile would lead anyone to ask that?

You're interests lists 'anal' but doesn't list 'safe sex'"

With my husband.

I also say, quite clearly, that I don't play with men.

Then again, reading isn't everyone's thing on here.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Worst opening message i received was can I shag you pmsl lol"

That's tame compared to my worst....I wouldn't even repeat it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Yes that was it from a cpl

ud think having two heads to compose a first msg they come up with better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

Is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

Get that one all the time.also can i ask you a question gets right on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

Is she

Fuck.

Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you reply "I am not sure, Can you?" Lol

Wanna fuck is the ones that make me giggle

How dare they!!! Of fucking course I do...just not with you sweetie

Madame B ( not that I need to sign my name there as you all know I am the one that curses

)

Get that one all the time.also can i ask you a question gets right on my tits

Lol yep there are many men of mystery on here

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

Is she

Fuck.

Off!

Worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

Is she

Fuck.

Off!

Worth a try

Well, she'd be nearer your own age I guess.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Is your mother on here?'

True story!

Is she

Fuck.

Off!

Worth a try

Well, she'd be nearer your own age I guess.

A bit older I'd hope always wanted an older woman

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By *inkcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"hi" so basic its annoying

"how are yous can wa yous in 2 can i fuck her" correct grammar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very hard to pick one there has been some like can I fill u full of cum or I need a bj but the winner for us was can I tie up your husband and make him watch me fuck you in every hole. whos says romance is dead lol

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