FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Auction

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun, if there was to be a fab auction what kind of products / services would you put up for sale?

To start with I'd put up a coffee meet with free coffee of choice and bickies

Anyone else like to auction something?

Ps: be nice this is my first time as OP

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Full body massage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour's kissing session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naughty photography session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sports massage ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Sold

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"An hour's kissing session

I will swap you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour's kissing session

How many participants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour's kissing session

I will swap you"

Is this the way auctions work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour's kissing session

I will swap you

Is this the way auctions work?

Absolutely not. I've strict rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour's kissing session

How many participants?

Me and 10 males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Sold

Lol that was quick

look forward to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour's kissing session

How many participants?

Me and 10 males

Your inbox is now full, have a nice day/week/year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make dinner in their house and serve it to them in just my apron, followed by feeding them strawberries and a full double sided massage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make dinner in their house and serve it to them in just my apron, followed by feeding them strawberries and a full double sided massage."

My gravel will be worn out from banging!! Line up ladies please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A naked massage"

Well it's very hard to massage someone with their clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

I love the way people are automatically assuming that members of the opposite sex are going to be the auction winners.

It dont always work out that way.

Be funny when the big hairy gay guy is waiting on his naked massage from one of the straight lads after winning the auction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that "

Sold!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the way people are automatically assuming that members of the opposite sex are going to be the auction winners.

It dont always work out that way.

Be funny when the big hairy gay guy is waiting on his naked massage from one of the straight lads after winning the auction...

Don't spoil the fun

what would you sell so to appeal to both sexes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Sold

Lol that was quick

look forward to it

Perks of being the auctioneer. I get to see everything that's coming in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything for the men to bid on?

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By *ungdublinguyMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

Life drawing class

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Ladies I will be your sex slave for d day . D highest bidder gets me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cook dinner in someones home, complete with my killer baked cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll cook dinner in someones home, complete with my killer baked cheesecake!"

Sold. Cheesecake did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life drawing class"

Sold

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A evening of few drinks few laughs and see where it goes from there

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cupcakes and warm hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that

Sold!!!!!"

Thought in an auction people placed bids ???

It's not a case of SOLD - what ya prepared to offer

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

A cuppa and a cream bun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that

Sold!!!!!

Thought in an auction people placed bids ???

It's not a case of SOLD - what ya prepared to offer

Yes this is an auction and as you didn't place a reserve price and there were no other offers. It's sold to me. I'm offering to take that horrible ticket off your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream bun very very tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Yoni Massage

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that "

I'd give you anything you want for that steven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2017 U2 Joshua tree 30th anniversary tour ticket. You'll have to sit next to me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that

I'd give you anything you want for that steven

Very tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 2017 U2 Joshua tree 30th anniversary tour ticket. You'll have to sit next to me though!

Can we both come, I will sit on your lap

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A night with me.

Don't all stampede at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back

Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night with me.

Don't all stampede at once. "

You beat me too it, i was about to auction myself to the highest bidder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back

Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?

Si... Caliente as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six bags of turf and I'll even trow in an old daily sport to light them with

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"An hour's kissing session

I was gonna put up some kissing but I'll happily bid on corklass's offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back

Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?

Si... Caliente as me

Da Melo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A relaxing bath experience... Bath bombs , candles and music...I'll be good and will rub your back

Oh Mama! Hot, hot water?

Si... Caliente as me

Da Melo!"

Es Tuyo!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"1 ticket for the rubgy game England Irish match on the 18th march

Who wouldn't like that

I'd give you anything you want for that steven

Very tempting

Only very.......I must be losing my touch

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"A night with me.

Don't all stampede at once. "

I'll bid on that...

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make a lovel candle lit dinner with a lovely desert followed by a lovely sensual massage and what other services that may need provided

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'd make a lovel candle lit dinner with a lovely desert followed by a lovely sensual massage and what other services that may need provided

Sold I'm fecking starving & have an awful back ache.

Amy

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I will clean your chimney then light you a nice turf fire and of course put the kettle on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great auction ideas ladies and gents.

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By *onathan kMan
over a year ago

sligo ballymote

I would bring out two or three fab for free dinner

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou

Woohoo cj....'mere

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou

Woohoo cj....'mere

On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Now that interested my inner photographer Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Will you be the photographer or model?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner and drinks

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou

Woohoo cj....'mere

On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is

You should be here before midnight.....put the cat out when you arrive

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I was going to offer a night of anything u want but there's a few here waiting with a strapon

So a night of anything u want within reason

I'll bring the candles

Where's that bloody auctioneer bang down the hammer

Sorry, was distracted..... Sold to Ms lou

Woohoo cj....'mere

On me way u know how long a drive to Enniskillen it is

You should be here before midnight.....put the cat out when you arrive"

Leave the back door on the latch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20% discount for my tiling service walls and floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would auction a massage of my thighs and a piece cheesecake

Alternatively I would auction a massage by me, but you would have to feed me cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would auction a massage of my thighs and a piece cheesecake

Alternatively I would auction a massage by me, but you would have to feed me cheesecake

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would auction a massage of my thighs and a piece cheesecake

Alternatively I would auction a massage by me, but you would have to feed me cheesecake

Sold!

Awesome, do I get a thigh massage or do I need to give one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After careful consideration, my ironing abilities..and wash up skills, none of yer machine washing malarkey..proper old school hand washed and polished dishes and.....cutlery too! I'll even smile doing it to.

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By *ritz860Man
over a year ago

Galway/Clare/Limerick

"Just for fun, if there was to be a fab auction what kind of products / services would you put up for sale?

To start with I'd put up a coffee meet with free coffee of choice and bickies

Anyone else like to auction

something?

Ps: be nice this is my first time as OP

A happy ending.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage and 1 hour oral session reciving for any lady

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By *earlaitCouple
over a year ago

dublin

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

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By *ildaremaleMan
over a year ago

athy

Cuppa tea and apple tart & cream which I'll bake at mine or urs.

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

A full body massage after a high quality home cooked dinner...

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When's the biding begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

Will you be the photographer or model?! "

We are multi tasking adaptable ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!"

lol give the op a run for her money

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

Id bid for a date with you toxic

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Popcorn - sweet and salty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tantric massage and finish with edging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

Sure we can make it a group session

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Coffee meet, I'll treat a lady to a cuppa and a nice cream bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A date with me

With some surprises in store

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

"A date with me

With some surprises in store

"
if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A date with me

With some surprises in store

if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A date with me

With some surprises in store

if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that

Choclate eclair for me pretty please!! With double cream inside

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

"A date with me

With some surprises in store

if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that

Choclate eclair for me pretty please!! With double cream inside

"
mmmmmmm chocolate éclair sounds good to me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A date with me

With some surprises in store

if only you were closer I'd definitely bid on that

Choclate eclair for me pretty please!! With double cream inside

mmmmmmm chocolate éclair sounds good

to me!!!!"

Make it a long one, so u can eat one end and i the other, then our lips would meet, full of cream,

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Who's is charge of the hammer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

Sure we can make it a group session

Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

Sure we can make it a group session

Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty photography session

We most definitely want to bid on this !!!!

lol give the op a run for her money

Can I join the bidding

Sure we can make it a group session

Welcome addition Toxic...this could end up as guess who's body part it is

Sounds like fun

You won't need to be told to smile

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

I'll do ironing for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do naked house chores

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

"An hour's kissing session

What's the minimum bid required

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