FabSwingers.com forum: Limericks thread

By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

It's been a while since we've had one of these

They're usually a bit of a wheeze

So submit your best rhyme

And I'll throw in some of mine

We could do with a dollop of cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the fun we had with these before Mingo

There once was a girl Redhott

Who wasn't too happy with her lot

Her sex life was drab

So she signed up to Fab

And now she's hot to trot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called juicy,

Who was always incredibly choosey,

Then one day in bed,

Ten men came on her head

And now she is known as a floosey

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Good 'ol Red, you've saved my bacon

but sweet love, we should be makin'

If you agree to meet me,

I'm sure you'll agree

no orgasms you would be faking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good 'ol Red, you've saved my bacon

but sweet love, we should be makin'

If you agree to meet me,

I'm sure you'll agree

no orgasms you would be faking!"

John Mingo is fabs boob expert

Always trying to get into my sweatshirt

He now has a girl

Who has his head in a whirl

I hope she knows you're a pervert!

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Yes I'm taken, I have to admit,

but don't worry bout me, not one bit.

cos either blessing or curse,

my missus is worse,

than I ever was, holy shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both signed up as single

We thought it would be fun to mingle

But then one fab day

I stumbled upon the gorgeous Miss K

Now we are two naughty minx

With an endless supply of kinks

We will be here for many more years

Loads of glasses to clink, drinks to drink and so many fabbers to play with and say cheers.

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady named Sweet

Who was struggling to find her feet

So she signed up to fab

Now her life is not drab

And it's all down to that meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man named rhino

he drank most nights so he felt like a wino

but he knew who he was

and who he wanted to do

so he joined fab and upped pics

of body parts to screw.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a guy called cj

Who went in search of a bj

He signed up to fab

To see what fun could be had

But he still hasn't cum from a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've never cum from a BJ?

But that's the best bit CJ.

He puts it in,

Gives it a spin

Then pours it down my airway!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

You've never cum from a BJ?

But that's the best bit CJ.

He puts it in,

Gives it a spin

Then pours it down my airway!"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've never cum from a BJ?

But that's the best bit CJ.

He puts it in,

Gives it a spin

Then pours it down my airway! lol

*hic!

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Really, oh candy store?

Please, do tell me more

I'm sure I'm well able

To come from your fabled

"Washing machine" mouth amour.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

You've never cum from a BJ?

But that's the best bit CJ.

He puts it in,

Gives it a spin

Then pours it down my airway!"

There was a girl called candy

At bjs she was quiet handy

She Take it all

And give it a spin

And the guys would cum in her handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah CJ, if he wants to see it in my handy, I just dribble it back out and cup it...

*slurp!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Nah CJ, if he wants to see it in my handy, I just dribble it back out and cup it...

*slurp!"

What a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys!, boys! Hear this

There's more to me than lips

I can hold my own

In a chat about Rome

Plus, I've got quite nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hal is the man in my life

I give him no trouble or strife

He has a body to die for

A cock I would cry for

I really love being his hotwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears of joy no doubt

As he fills your pout

While another hung man

Shows you his gun

And Redhott is happy out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tears of joy no doubt

As he fills your pout

While another hung man

Shows you his gun

And Redhott is happy out."

You know me too well Candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tears of joy no doubt

As he fills your pout

While another hung man

Shows you his gun

And Redhott is happy out.

You know me too well Candy

Birds of a feather Red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl called BG,

She loved showing the boys her gee,

She may have small tits,

But the boys love her bits,

Just don't dare stand over her and pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard they went to the Moon

And it wasn't made in a room

But truth be told

They were bold

And filmed it in one afternoon.

For JM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely Lady called Candy

Rumour has it she's usually randy

It has been said

She's left some for dead

And those that survived were bandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BoldGirl! Are you listening to me?

I'd have a look at your gee

Then help him in

Wipe off my chin

Then make you a nice cuppa tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely Lady called Candy

Rumour has it she's usually randy

It has been said

She's left some for dead

And those that survived were bandy

Hahahahahahaha! Go Red.

That's one of His favourite lines

"bloody hell, he coont stop a pig in a ginnel"

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By *mi_Chew_KokWoman
over a year ago

DARK SOCIETY

Ami is my sexy name ,

i like fun and love to play.

I have signed up to fab,

to have the fun i never had.

Hardcore is my favourite action

to get the best satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BoldGirl! Are you listening to me?

I'd have a look at your gee

Then help him in

Wipe off my chin

Then make you a nice cuppa tea.

Love it

Tea is a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ami is my sexy name ,

i like fun and love to play.

I have signed up to fab,

to have the fun i never had.

Hardcore is my favourite action

to get the best satisfaction

Well hello Ami, you found the fun

And you also have a quite cute bum

Hardcore you say

On any given day?

Or preferably just on a Sun'.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

There once was a girl called Louise

Whose public hair hung to her knees

The crabs got together

And knitted a sweater

So in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Sara from tip was so sweet

She could harden a cock with her feet

Now don't get all flustered

And go blowing ur mustard

When she nibbles the tip with her teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lonley Hotwife

Her life was trouble and strife

She got her a cuck

It sure changed her luck

All she needs now is a good FUCK

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sara from tip was so sweet

She could harden a cock with her feet

Now don't get all flustered

And go blowing ur mustard

When she nibbles the tip with her teeth

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a girl called BG

Watching rugby she wouldn't go for a pee

At half time she decline

Saying no I am fine

When the whistle would blow she just let it flow a river is what it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a great girl called Elfie,

Who's a master at taking good selfies,

She could crack nuts with her butt,

Makes me laugh till my jaws hurt,

But she will never be my wife-y

*I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called Louise

Whose public hair hung to her knees

The crabs got together

And knitted a sweater

So in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl called BG

Watching rugby she wouldn't go for a pee

At half time she decline

Saying no I am fine

When the whistle would blow she just let it flow a river is what it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Bangor

Who didn't know what to do with his Langer

He looked for a cougar on fab

She devoured all that he had

And now he is missing his lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 2 ladies with M in their names

If I was a Gangster, I'd call them dames

But Gangsta I ain't

I'm feeling quite faint

After seeing their pics, I came.

Mr69.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a renowned Candy Store

That always promised you more

You could get stuffed up to the gills

As they guaranteed you your fill

A visit to them would be a thrill

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

This thread has gotten quite busy,

And some people have got in a tizzy.

You all rhyme like the bard,

It's gotten me hard,

and i'm sure all your knickers are fizzy!

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By *mi_Chew_KokWoman
over a year ago

DARK SOCIETY

"Ami is my sexy name ,

i like fun and love to play.

I have signed up to fab,

to have the fun i never had.

Hardcore is my favourite action

to get the best satisfaction

Well hello Ami, you found the fun

And you also have a quite cute bum

Hardcore you say

On any given day?

Or preferably just on a Sun'."

Im fan of the Sun' fun.

Pull my hair, smack my bum

That will defo make me cum

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a man called Mingo

Who scanned of to Germany to tango

On his return

A fair maid he did yearn

Now we await the profile mandingo

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ami is my sexy name ,

i like fun and love to play.

I have signed up to fab,

to have the fun i never had.

Hardcore is my favourite action

to get the best satisfaction

Well hello Ami, you found the fun

And you also have a quite cute bum

Hardcore you say

On any given day?

Or preferably just on a Sun'.

Im fan of the Sun' fun.

Pull my hair, smack my bum

That will defo make me cum

Justmeami she likes to cum

By pulling her hair and a slap of her bum

Now guys don't all run

She's here for some fun

And remember not up the bum

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Madame k has a dainty fist

With Madame B she went to the wrist

On a chair they did swear

To become a female part

But of the fist here was no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue

I was a fab Virgin until I met you.

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Happy valentine's you pervy gits,

I hope you all enjoy your cards and gifts.

As for me don't you worry,

My bird's made me a curry,

Then after I'll cum on her tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The birthday boy today is cupid

A clever perv not stupid

And as for that wrist

Taking a dirty twist

Bend over and we will give you a fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a legendary player

A real doer and not just a sayer

He can do the splits

As he cums on your tits

And when you've been mingoed, you'll know it

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

There was once a guy named Luke.

Who new how to make women puke.

Get them on their knees.

With a little squeeze.

And God knows the mess that was produced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a man named Luke.

Who made the women puke.

They say he's good with hands.

But never made a mistake with rubberbands.

Coolhandluke the notorious fabber

When it comes to the ladies is a gifted gabber

He gives Paul Newman a run for his money

He is charming, sexy and funny

Spread em gal's this cowboys in town

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"There is a legendary player

A real doer and not just a sayer

He can do the splits

As he cums on your tits

And when you've been mingoed, you'll know it

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a legendary player

A real doer and not just a sayer

He can do the splits

As he cums on your tits

And when you've been mingoed, you'll know it

Love it!

You are welcome dahling

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"The birthday boy today is cupid

A clever perv not stupid

And as for that wrist

Taking a dirty twist

Bend over and we will give you a fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in Mayo there is a Bold pup

Who wants to bring home the Sam Maguire cup

She is popular with the boys

But when she brings out her toy's

The ladies want in on the Joy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab there was a bare backer

A troll and a professional hacker

They sat down to play poker

To see who was the best joker

But the best man didn't win the game

Because they finally realised they were all equally lame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young Hooker from Kew

Who filled her pussy with glue.

She said with a grin,

"If they pay to get in,

They'll pay to get out of it, too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a limerick but a valentines love poem

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted

Romance is alive n kicking in Donegal

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a guy called cj

Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day

When asked for a face pic

He send it instead of his dick

Now he's get meets every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a guy called cj

Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day

When asked for a face pic

He send it instead of his dick

Now he's get meets every day

That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark

Just like a guy who knows a marque

Now panties will drop

Like a hot snot

And you can clean up like a shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm a guy called yosser,

Yea yea, so it rhymes with tosser

If we arrange a meet,

And you get cold feet,

Well,

That's your loss....er

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"There once was a guy called cj

Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day

When asked for a face pic

He send it instead of his dick

Now he's get meets every day

That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark

Just like a guy who knows a marque

Now panties will drop

Like a hot snot

And you can clean up like a shark.

With candy's panties on the floor

Mr 69 knocking on the door

Cj did the trick

And wiped his dick

On the curtains exiting the patio door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold feet can be warmed

If you overperform

But tossing away

For more than a day

Will leave you definitely deformed.

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Limericks need vocabulary

Candy's is quite legendary

Top of the class!

Now show me your ass

Cos I want to lick your strawberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limericks need vocabulary

Candy's is quite legendary

Top of the class!

Now show me your ass

Cos I want to lick your strawberry. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a guy called cj

Who wore a paper bag over his head for a day

When asked for a face pic

He send it instead of his dick

Now he's get meets every day

That's 'cos you used M&S, not Primark

Just like a guy who knows a marque

Now panties will drop

Like a hot snot

And you can clean up like a shark.

With candy's panties on the floor

Mr 69 knocking on the door

Cj did the trick

And wiped his dick

On the curtains exiting the patio door

Did McCarthy show you

Just what to do

To rile us up

You cheeky pup

When it dries it looks like glue.

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Like some kind of rhyming savant

I can Limerick whenever I want.

But don't talk about trolls,

Or the results of the polls,

Because then I'll go off on a rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "fab couple" sending a mail,

As directed include every detail,

On receipt of a reply,

A final stroke,

A mess, then "a sigh"

Cause the sender was really a fabguy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limericks need vocabulary

Candy's is quite legendary

Top of the class!

Now show me your ass

Cos I want to lick your strawberry. "

Strawberry or rose?

Depends how I pose

But I'm sure you'll be quick

To give it a lick

Just keep away from my toes...

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"A "fab couple" sending a mail,

As directed include every detail,

On receipt of a reply,

A final stroke,

A mess, then "a sigh"

Cause the sender was really a fabguy !

I hate it when I go a pervin'

A hot lady I do be deservin'

After a mail and a wink

I'm starting to think

Twas a guy I was really observing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad as it is

They're taking the piss

Besmirching you guys

With malice in their eyes

And for what, to pretend they're a Miss?

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

You're right I did get annoyed-a

But since then I've learned to avoid-a

But when guys fall in their pit

I have to admit

To having some schadenfreude.

(Bilingual limericking, go me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poem about the fakes

A joke of the site it makes

He must be in bits

To gotta pretend to have tits

And someone else's pics he takes

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By *ohn Mingo OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

In Europe a few girls I picked,

But I found them to be rather strict.

When we were once "on the game"

I asked if she came,

And she answered in German, "noch nicht"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do's do's do's,

Don'ts don'ts don'ts,

Is what your profile screams to me!

But you you you,

Won't won't won't,

So I think I'll just leave you be!

To the tune of that wonderful piece by the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy whose life needed to be rebuilt....

He then joined Fab with initial shame and Guilt...

Tall,Dark,funny and above average when stimulated his CV stated

...

With the Friends and People he has met his confidence is no longer deflated...

As he has now no shame in saying

WannaSeeUnderMyKilt

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