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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Going Golfing on Friday and looking for a Female Caddy, must be willing to clean my balls as necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol"

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Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol"

It has but it's in Roscommon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember, old golfer's never die, they just lose their balls.

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

It has but it's in Roscommon "

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True!

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Remember, old golfer's never die, they just lose their balls. "

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I need a female caddy to keep an eye on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember, old golfer's never die, they just lose their balls.

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I need a female caddy to keep an eye on them!"

....them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!! "

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages"

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Oh I'd probably end up hitting my ball into the trees anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

.

Oh I'd probably end up hitting my ball into the trees anyway! "

Smooth... Anything to get in to the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

It has but it's in Roscommon "

Leitrim has no boundaries lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

.

Oh I'd probably end up hitting my ball into the trees anyway!

Smooth... Anything to get in to the bush"

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It would be purely by accident!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

.

Oh I'd probably end up hitting my ball into the trees anyway!

Smooth... Anything to get in to the bush

.

It would be purely by accident!!"

Many an accident happened in the bushes

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

.

Oh I'd probably end up hitting my ball into the trees anyway!

Smooth... Anything to get in to the bush

.

It would be purely by accident!!

Many an accident happened in the bushes"

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Thank goodness!

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nice puns...keep em coming

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages"

Two is good one to lift his flagpole out while the other polishes his balls

Plenty for both to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried crazy golf...A little like fab...You have to manoeuvre many obstacles to get your hole and the odds are against you but when you least expect it one opens up and takes your balls fully

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

Two is good one to lift his flagpole out while the other polishes his balls

Plenty for both to do "

.

I'm going for the course record!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

Two is good one to lift his flagpole out while the other polishes his balls

Plenty for both to do "

Two is great CJ but only when it's freestyle

Barely take suggestions let alone instructions

Madame B

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Have you tried crazy golf...A little like fab...You have to manoeuvre many obstacles to get your hole and the odds are against you but when you least expect it one opens up and takes your balls fully"

Yes but there's always the hole that pops ur ball back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

Two is good one to lift his flagpole out while the other polishes his balls

Plenty for both to do

.

I'm going for the course record!! "

How many birds does that require

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Clean your own balls Sub...Be sure to bring the fairy liquid

Didn't know Leitrim had a pitch and putt course...May rethink our holidays now lol

.

Fairy Liquid? Is that the one that makes it last longer?

As for Pitch and Putt, I'd play around with you any day!!

Ah but Sub... There are two of us so you would never score a hole in one with us lol

Fairy liquid lasts for ages

Two is good one to lift his flagpole out while the other polishes his balls

Plenty for both to do

Two is great CJ but only when it's freestyle

Barely take suggestions let alone instructions

Madame B"

Only ever freestyle it's amazing when ur up to par

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried crazy golf...A little like fab...You have to manoeuvre many obstacles to get your hole and the odds are against you but when you least expect it one opens up and takes your balls fully

Yes but there's always the hole that pops ur ball back out "

The ninth...Plus sixty

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Have you tried crazy golf...A little like fab...You have to manoeuvre many obstacles to get your hole and the odds are against you but when you least expect it one opens up and takes your balls fully

Yes but there's always the hole that pops ur ball back out

The ninth...Plus sixty "

Or the back nine

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"

Two is great CJ but only when it's freestyle

Barely take suggestions let alone instructions

Madame B"

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Bend your knees, keep your shoulders straight, pull back slow, flex your shaft, swing your wood, and then follow through, put it in the hole, nothing like a good "threesome" or "foursome". grip it and rip it!

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"

I'm going for the course record!!

How many birds does that require"

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I'm going for the "longest time to complete the course" record!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend your knees, keep your shoulders straight, pull back slow, flex your shaft, swing your wood, and then follow through, put it in the hole, nothing like a good "threesome" or "foursome". grip it and rip it! "

Don't forget to shout fore all your worth

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup..."

Shall we call it the "furry cup"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

Shall we call it the "furry cup" "

Not since the 90's lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup..."

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One can only try!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

Shall we call it the "furry cup"

Not since the 90's lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

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One can only try! "

My problem is I loose the run of myself when I am having outdoor play...Too easily distracted

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

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One can only try!

My problem is I loose the run of myself when I am having outdoor play...Too easily distracted "

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Noted!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

Shall we call it the "furry cup"

Not since the 90's lol"

"You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the gui rule

5 mins looking after that move on

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"What's the gui rule

5 mins looking after that move on "

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Rules??

No fun playing by rules!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case I think I will be in with a chance for the ladies cup...

Shall we call it the "furry cup"

Not since the 90's lol

"You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.""

I have heard about your stroke and how far you can shoot but I am a long distance runner and 18 holes is nothing

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Will you be much longer?

I'm still on the first!!

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