FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've always wondered what the perfect first message should be so I think we should have a go at creating one here for the craic!!

Just write one line and the next person do the same,and so on!!! Let's see what we come up with!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Hi hon

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the perfect first mail is the one you get a reply from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wt u n2?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wt u n2?"

Thanks BoldGirl...now I know where I have been going wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my big willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull up a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send us an aul thong

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complements on the lovely smile and sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send us an aul thong"

Jesus... tell me you didn't get this message...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!"

U mean I have to undress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested

Well today I got "Jaysus I'm awful horny lad. What's going on in your pants"!!! I kid you not!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your mum on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NE fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely cock can I suck you, and it's always a male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha hideous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your mum on here?"

I just wanna thank her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your area... I'm very descrete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a full load here can I cum on your face and tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow a shovel ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've a full load here can I cum on your face and tits

What did you tell him!!!

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By *ncognito4nowWoman
over a year ago

Greater (much greater) Belfast

"A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat u in 2

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B"

U have just gone up in my wish list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

U have just gone up in my wish list

White sports socks only...We have our standards

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

U have just gone up in my wish list

White sports socks only...We have our standards

Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

U have just gone up in my wish list

White sports socks only...We have our standards

Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks

That depends on the wearer

White ir is now where's the daz

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By *van awfellornMan
over a year ago

belfast

Hi..telly's shite....fancy a fuck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

U have just gone up in my wish list

White sports socks only...We have our standards

Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks

That depends on the wearer

White ir is now where's the daz

How white are your whites...If toxic thinks you don't own any

Back to the scrubbing board lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins

What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes

Have a smoke

Does that include getting dressed!!!

U mean I have to undress

No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!

Madame B

U have just gone up in my wish list

White sports socks only...We have our standards

Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks

That depends on the wearer

White ir is now where's the daz

How white are your whites...If toxic thinks you don't own any

Back to the scrubbing board lol"

Brilliant white

Do u not watch the adds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect first message is when you are surprised, flattered, intrigued and excited all rolled into one..

Some classics have included..

Do you have a cat?

Its a long way to Tipperary but I know it would be worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wt u n2?"

Lol

Like nails on a chalk board....

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

I kid you not..

"I have have a sexual emergency".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kid you not..

"I have have a sexual emergency".

I might try that one myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always respond well to "hi how's u?" Plus stick 5 or 6 cock pics with it guaranteed reply lol

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

"We always respond well to "hi how's u?" Plus stick 5 or 6 cock pics with it guaranteed reply lol"

For sure. I mean the penis is by far the most attractive part of a man. How could you not hehe

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Personally I ask some silly questions, try to get the conversation started.

I have been known to write really long messages, I get carried away on keyboard sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your babies

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I..... can..... seeeeee..... youuuuuu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I..... can..... seeeeee..... youuuuuu!

Hey Wilder you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wt u n2?

Lol

Like nails on a chalk board....

Soooo irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I ask some silly questions, try to get the conversation started.

I have been known to write really long messages, I get carried away on keyboard sometimes.

I get bored half way through those type of messages and just delete

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By *aa MidletonMan
over a year ago

east cork

Now I've got the ironing done, im ready for anything

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Hi girl any chance of getting a lick at yer hole, now that I see it written down it probably works better I'm person, maybe that is why I have more luck in the pub

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

These the best of worst first messages???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are you looking for ....." ehh is that not obvious ? ...

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is it a ride your after?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"We always respond well to "hi how's u?" Plus stick 5 or 6 cock pics with it guaranteed reply lol"

Damm I forgot the cock pics

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Holy shit, I think we know each other.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send us an aul thong

Jesus... tell me you didn't get this message..."

I did a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your babies

Or the message I once received...

Will you make me pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your babies

Or the message I once received...

Will you make me pregnant

"
... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi mate know your straight but i could suck your cock and no one would ever know complete descretion assured, thats all within the first few seconds of joining fab until you set your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your babies

Or the message I once received...

Will you make me pregnant

... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock"

had one of those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your babies

Or the message I once received...

Will you make me pregnant

... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock"

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send a face pic now. And by the way, we won't be sending 1 back"

From an unverified. ( pic or meet ) user.

Probably male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy of a recent mail

I've never been with a women before

I don't kiss

I don't perform oral sex

If your interested get in touch

If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you

Martin

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By *van awfellornMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Copy of a recent mail

I've never been with a women before

I don't kiss

I don't perform oral sex

If your interested get in touch

If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you

Martin "

..sounds like donald trumps relationship advisor

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Copy of a recent mail

I've never been with a women before

I don't kiss

I don't perform oral sex

If your interested get in touch

If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you

Martin "

I hope u waited till sat to see if u were blocked

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