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By *atdieon OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Please read until the end:

A number of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please read until the end:

A number of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? "

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over a year ago

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

Urge to kill... rising...

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

There's another minute off my life that I'll never get back, and to make it worse that annoying song is now stuck in my head!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What in the name of ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha says the Manbeast

That's borderline genius OP

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over a year ago

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick

Classic mate. Brilliant.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"There's another minute off my life that I'll never get back, and to make it worse that annoying song is now stuck in my head! "

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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Extremely well done op , must memorize it for next time im called upon for a party piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo

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By *lder A Wiser PassionWoman
over a year ago

morecambe

What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you

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By *atdieon OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you"
??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol joe's a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! I like it the post that is!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you"

Which song is that?

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By *atdieon OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you

Which song is that? "

that's what I was thinking

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you

Which song is that? that's what I was thinking "

Eh lads! Thats not even funny. obviously the woman is hurt and emotional so please dont ridicule her or make a laugh of her. I think we ve all been hurt at some stage in our lives. The lady is asking a question and looking for answers and understanding. Can you please just respect that? Thank you.

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By *atdieon OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"What happensif you fall in love with a meet on here who truns out to be lieing bastard who break youur heart who 7 months on you still cant stop thining about it and yes still having fun on fab but no meet has yet to come close to this one why imi still hurting when ive heard some much bad stuff about this meet why am i still in love with him when he total shit when here he got a bad name on the swinging seen help me out guys tell em what you

Which song is that? that's what I was thinking

Eh lads! Thats not even funny. obviously the woman is hurt and emotional so please dont ridicule her or make a laugh of her. I think we ve all been hurt at some stage in our lives. The lady is asking a question and looking for answers and understanding. Can you please just respect that? Thank you. "

point taken . No harm was meant .

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