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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I got home late last night after A week long work trip as I walk into the house I start looking around and I start noticing things are not right. Each corner or counter top has things knocked over, candle sticks on the floor, a cup tipped over, my bills strewn across the table, plant pots on there side, white spots and streaks everywhere. The more I look the more destruction and mess I see.

I am completely flummoxed "what the fuck?" Is all I can thing again and again. Burglar? Poltergeist, Estranged ex? Super Mouse?

The open plan living room, dining room and kitchen were all trashed.

Then I noticed movement above the window and there sitting on the curtain rail is a big crow.

Managed after about 30 minutes to get it out the window. It had spent 5 days battering every window and mirror trying to get out. So was reluctant to go near th at this stage.

So this morning I have the carnage to deal with. Who new how much bird shit a crow has in them?

So fabbers what's the best way to deal with bird shit on every possible surface? I am kinda tempted to torch the place.

Not going to be a fun day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Use a crowbar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a crowbar! "

I'd say that crow needed a bar and a few stiff drinks after Staying over at mine.

I'll not be getting a good verification from that crow anyway.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

How did it survive for so long?

Poor crow..

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Well now he can say he can't pay the Bills as a Crow ate them!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in "

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Airmail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did it survive for so long?

Poor crow.. "

Yeah, it looked pretty weak shattered and traumatised . I'd say it was there for the whole length I was gone.

It had gotten at the butter That was out so I think it was trying to make toast but the toaster was unplugged. They aren't that clever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in "

It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.

Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in

It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.

Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me. "

take a pic, will ye

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Lovely.. buttery bird poop

Have fun!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in

It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.

Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me. "

Milton is a good idea, you definitely want to disinfect the place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon and vinegar in warm water is the best to get rid of bird shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did it get in?

warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in

It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.

Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me.

take a pic, will ye "

A picture of me or the bird shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon and vinegar in warm water is the best to get rid of bird shit. "

Thanks.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer "

I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer

I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer

Marigolds and a frilly apron it is then "

Post the pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer

I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer

Marigolds and a frilly arson it is then "

Arson!!! There goes that idea of torching the place again.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer

I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer

Marigolds and a frilly arson it is then

Arson!!! There goes that idea of torching the place again. "

U could always blame the Crow

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I recommend a chimney cowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs be a man

Break out the power washer

I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer "

Even Geordie has a power washer and she knows how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try asking one of the many squirters on site to help you out....

They could power wash your whole house, and it's all organic!

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them "

Stupid question but why would u catch them ? R they a delicacy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear thats bad luck

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth


"

yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them

Stupid question but why would u catch them ? R they a delicacy ? "

nope theyre pests..the pick the eyes out of newborn lambs and sick livesstock..vile birds..they eat the eggs and chicks of songbirds..they are the vultures of Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recommend a chimney cowl "

Yeah I am not going through this one again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's something freaky going on. Went to Tesco to get the cleaning supplies there's a bird in the rafters tweating away.

Next stop over to the ex's to pick up my son who was going to give me a hand and guess what there's a bird in here attic. Went up the stairs to look and he got out passed me and flew down to the front door where I let him out.

Alfred Hitchcock stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen "

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it. "

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned "

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come. "

U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come.

U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out "

I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come.

U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out

I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you! "

Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come.

U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out

I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!

Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank "

Oh hell yeah, feel free to put one up too. I love pics that are bit quirky, I admit I'm a perv

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen

Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.

All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned

Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.

Okay Saturday night here I come.

U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out

I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!

Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank

Oh hell yeah, feel free to put one up too. I love pics that are bit quirky, I admit I'm a perv "

Pencil holder comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them "

That's what air rifles are for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mad as it might sound .. but here goes kill a magpie leave it very close to your house and no other birds will come near. But it will rot so its a every week killing of magpies . Of else get a tennis racket and stand behind the window and practice your back hand

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