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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sexual phrases

Lets hear them a funny phrase you know or told your girlfriend/boyfriend or whoever directly relating to anything sexual and made them laugh their ass of

tickle your tackle box. example lol

There's more but that's the only one I could think of off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm fishy yogurt

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Playing with the chocolate tunnel of love .....okay gross, I know ....comment inspired by two girls, one cup lol

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Not sex related. But when a friend was explaining his recent vasectomy. He explained what it was like cumming....

It's like soup but without the croutons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna drink from your the love chalice tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your gee for a gallop

Crude as f**k and I'd murder any guy I know for saying it but very funny

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

It's like soup but without the croutons. "

Bahahahaha!!! I laughed way too hard at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work talk with a woman described the cum shot as "covering her with cheese sauce"

That ruined by Italian dinner that night????????

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Taking a walk down Cadbury avenue" = anal. (Frank Skinner quote)

A guy once asked if he could "part my buns and put a salami inbetween" guessing that was the same as above. And no he wasn't allowed.

Oh and my gran once said about masturbation...

"Ah sure, it's all the rage now, everyone is doing it, Willy wacking or whatever you call it"

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