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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Road Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M50 outside Dublin recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry" .... :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol and lol

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By *cilWoman
over a year ago

Wexford

Speech therapists in the area will be 'flocking' to the scene!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Haha r u for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha r u for real "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha r u for real

Really? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Jock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that as dead cows...was thinking why the hell would cows have avian flu J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hope I didn't drop the standard of the forum with me humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha class!

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha class! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the giggle"

It was my pleasure as always to entertain you both xxxx

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Good man good man !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As ive said before "ya mad bollocks" lol you did make me laugh and all your missing now is your pineapple pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speech therapists in the area will be 'flocking' to the scene!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As ive said before "ya mad bollocks" lol you did make me laugh and all your missing now is your pineapple pen "

Fab don't allow ya to put up videos lol

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

ohhhh i LOVE that!!!

i started reading cows though and was wondering why there was a look out crow for a cow eating roadkill..

yeah.. i know.. i need my glasses on..

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By *eel good factorMan
over a year ago

Cork

The road authority will have to send out a parrot to give the crows the heads up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ohhhh i LOVE that!!!

i started reading cows though and was wondering why there was a look out crow for a cow eating roadkill..

yeah.. i know.. i need my glasses on.. "

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"The Road Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M50 outside Dublin recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry" .... :D"

they could always have tweeted a warning I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Road Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M50 outside Dublin recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry" .... :D

they could always have tweeted a warning I suppose. "

Boom boom

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