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"Your be well fucked paying that money for vibe
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"Now ladies your coming across as a little jelious lol??" Cause we are.....we want a go  | |||
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"Has anyone else got the chance to sit on one of these they are truly amazing well worth €1,500 I would say un freak in believable mmmm. Has anyone else here had the pleasure?" what is it called | |||
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol "She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all | |||
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all"The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated 
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all
The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all
The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
Madame B"For that price I'd be expecting it to clean the cooker & do the dishes aswell. Amy | |||
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" Very funny lol It doesn't bring you breafast in bed but it gives your pipes a dam good cleaning lol. Any it will save you on gym membership also lol" forgive my naivety but it looks like a female toy or do you enjoy it also ? | |||
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol No man needed lol" Not if the videos are true.....lol | |||
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol No man needed lol Not if the videos are true.....lol" I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun | |||
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol No man needed lol Not if the videos are true.....lol I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun" I almost choked on that comment  i wouldn't leave that contraption anywhere near me.
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"Does it plug in to the mains? Or run on a battery?" That price I'd expect it's solar powered | |||
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"Does it plug in to the mains? Or run on a battery? That price I'd expect it's solar powered "They are really fucked if using it in Ireland then lol | |||
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol No man needed lol Not if the videos are true.....lol I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun I almost choked on that comment i wouldn't leave that contraption anywhere near me.
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. " Is there a blue one? I like blue | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Is there a blue one? I like blue" Yeah it's called blissful blue | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Is there a blue one? I like blue Yeah it's called blissful blue" That sounds lovely | |||
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol No man needed lol Not if the videos are true.....lol I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun" Solar powered maybe...Saving the environment while having your own little earth quake | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Is there a blue one? I like blue Yeah it's called blissful blue That sounds lovely "Ye ladies would want one in every colour. | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. " Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition. When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Is there a blue one? I like blue Yeah it's called blissful blue That sounds lovely Ye ladies would want one in every colour." Like shoes | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899" Too cheap. And I want blue | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue" At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899" I will wait a few months and it will be in Aldi for €8.99 | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 I will wait a few months and it will be in Aldi for €8.99 "  | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive "There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me  | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me "Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you? | |||
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"I've yet to meet a woman who wouldn't rather spend €1,500 on clothes and/or shoes instead. " | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?"Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning. | |||
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" Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning." . Buy a mirror!! | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?
Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning."This is making me giggle | |||
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899 Too cheap. And I want blue At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?
Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning.
This is making me giggle "Made me laugh too | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition. When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
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"The best vibrating thing you can put between someone's legs...would be motorbike "Nope. | |||
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"The best vibrating thing you can put between someone's legs...would be motorbike
Nope."What you already have symbian? | |||
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"This tread has turned out to be great fun. It's like this ladies you can have a black pair of 6" patent heels from penny's for €6.99 or you can buy a black pair of 6" patent heels from Jimmy choo for €699!! There s not a women in here that would turn down the Jimmy choos they both look the same do the same job but the jimmys make you feel a hole lot sexier and better about yourself mmmm. Why is that ladies? "This thread is indeed great fun! thanks op, had great laughs last night.
Maybe I'm weird but shoes for 700 quid wouldn't l make me feel an iota sexier than the one for 7 quid.
As for the Sybian, sure it's intriguing and I'd give it a go, but I'd never buy one just alone for the fact that it doesn't fit in my handbag. and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened  I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. | |||
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. "Just tell them it's a breadbin. | |||
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin. "But still wouldn't fit in the handbag | |||
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"This tread has turned out to be great fun. It's like this ladies you can have a black pair of 6" patent heels from penny's for €6.99 or you can buy a black pair of 6" patent heels from Jimmy choo for €699!! There s not a women in here that would turn down the Jimmy choos they both look the same do the same job but the jimmys make you feel a hole lot sexier and better about yourself mmmm. Why is that ladies?
This thread is indeed great fun! thanks op, had great laughs last night.
Maybe I'm weird but shoes for 700 quid wouldn't l make me feel an iota sexier than the one for 7 quid.
As for the Sybian, sure it's intriguing and I'd give it a go, but I'd never buy one just alone for the fact that it doesn't fit in my handbag. and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. "I'd want 70 pairs of shoes for €700 not 1 | |||
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin.
But still wouldn't fit in the handbag "She can just use this as her handbag from now on.
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin.
But still wouldn't fit in the handbag
She can just use this as her handbag from now on.
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"The best vibrating thing you can put between someone's legs...would be motorbike
Nope.
What you already have symbian?"Not any more, it disappeared with the invention of Android. | |||
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"Agreed the sybian doesn't travel well but I went out with a few guys who got car sick they dint travel well either lol "Did you have to leave them at the side of the road? | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. " I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. " Ooh! Sounds awful. | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive "Have you tried a folded towel between it & you? | |||
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"I am sensitive too but I push through it for the pleasure. Would you like to try my tongue? Lol "Sassy | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?"Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?
Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut "Love my wand and my crystal | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive "just say abracadabra 3time's you should be ok. | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?
Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut
Love my wand and my crystal "Oh I  my crystal - thank you very much
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. " Don't think it's nerve damage Vibrators cannot "desensitize" anyone in any permanent way. some women simply need strong clitoral stimulus to reach orgasm. Those women probably needed that BEFORE they ever used a vibrator. | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer "What's the crystal ladies? | |||
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady. Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often. I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi. Don't think it's nerve damage Vibrators cannot "desensitize" anyone in any permanent way. some women simply need strong clitoral stimulus to reach orgasm. Those women probably needed that BEFORE they ever used a vibrator." They do desensitise - I've heard a lot of women say this. Overuse numbs the clit...approach with caution | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies? "Glass dildo Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold  | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold "Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold! | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!"*goes to rummage in freezer* | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!
*goes to rummage in freezer* "*remembers what happened in Dumb & dumber so now always let's it warm up just a tad before insertion! | |||
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" Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!
*goes to rummage in freezer*
*remembers what happened in Dumb & dumber so now always let's it warm up just a tad before insertion! "Mmm crystal sounds like a posh fuck | |||
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition. When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
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Will I leave my purple appendage at home next weekend then? "If it's attached to you Dahling...All thoughts of Barney would be well and truly squashed
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