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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of piss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Piece of piss.

Literally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piece of piss.

Literally?

I could do it in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

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Man wasn't put on earth to understand woman.Man was put on earth to shag woman.lol

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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Why would you want too? Isn't the mystery one of the reasons it's so much fun.

Can be annoying to but as long as you undrstand there sexual pleasures your sorted.

(And I'm sure you do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are easy

Women however, I'll never understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even Einstein couldn't figure them out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are simple creatures in the main.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are simple creatures in the main."

Why complicate perfection?

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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"Men are easy

Women however, I'll never understand

Men are easy. Really.

Explain all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are simple creatures in the main.

Why complicate perfection?

It's like cars, the more advanced they become, the more complicated they get

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By *exywexMan
over a year ago

Gorey

From a mans point of view,Understanding a women is easy,they are always rite ,but from a woman's point of view understanding another women well best of luck with that one pmsl

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

Not too pushed about either...

Gimme crisps and a pussy any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I don't understand woman , never mind men

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

Not too pushed about either...

Gimme crisps and a pussy any day

You mean like a crunchy minge kinda thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get blocked again Pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having money and patience.problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

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Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having money and patience.problem solved "

And a big dick and excellent oral skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having money and patience.problem solved

And a big dick and excellent oral skills "

Ah Here !

That may require a MMMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not at all!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about."

Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.

Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. "
When you unwrap a chocolate you can take a nibble and if you don't like it you don't have to eat it. But what happens if you unwrap a cock and you don't like it what do you do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally understand women. I feel like I am good at predicting behaviour.

But I also think I might be a bit like Steve Irwin. I'm one small misjudgement away from being killed.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.

Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. When you unwrap a chocolate you can take a nibble and if you don't like it you don't have to eat it. But what happens if you unwrap a cock and you don't like it what do you do with it."

Again the same applies, you don't eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?

Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.

Again the same applies, you don't eat it. "
But you might put it in you're mouth for a little nibble.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

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i will never ever, did I say never? Understand women.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

The opposite sex are quite easy to understand all you need to do is spin around 100 times real fast and hey presto you got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Just the sex and food for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Just the sex and food for me please

No sleep??

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Depends which match is on

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

i will never ever, did I say never? Understand women.

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in saying that women don't make it easy, they're complicated creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand women... never !!!

But just imagine if women ruled the world.. there would be no more wars.....

Just lots of countries not talking to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Understand women... never !!!

But just imagine if women ruled the world.. there would be no more wars.....

Just lots of countries not talking to each other

Lmao cold shoulder wars

Humans are complex regardless of sex but the sex helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wrong order

Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

Does chocolate cock go soft in your mouth, isn't that defeating the purpose?

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wow you met some shallow men.

Put another sex between each then at the end and your closer.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice

Does chocolate cock go soft in your mouth, isn't that defeating the purpose?

You're doing something wrong when it goes soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wrong order

Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits

Waits for what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wow you met some shallow men.

Put another sex between each then at the end and your closer. "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wrong order

Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits

Waits for what?"

Sunrise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?

Kaizer does not

Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.

In that order right ??

Wrong order

Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits

Waits for what?

Sunrise

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Women are like microwaves, they both warm your noodles . But i have no idea how eather of them work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fun is working out what makes them tick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you get blocked again Pubes? "

Only the toilet Snowball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what you mean is man are easy here because there so many man on here and woman then get shocked how many message they gt from man den sure look it like There million of us guys on here and man ant easy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think what you mean is man are easy here because there so many man on here and woman then get shocked how many message they gt from man den sure look it like There million of us guys on here and man ant easy woman"

You gotta breath man, that hyperventilation makes you nonsensical

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

If you want to get an insight on how the female mind works I suggest you watch just one episode of the show, 'Take Me Out'.

A woman is asked what type of man she likes,

Her reply, "A rugby player type, fit and with a beard".

Guy comes out, he has a beard and he looks like he takes care of himself.

"Hi my name is Fintan, and I'm a rugby player".

Woman immediately turns off her light.

Host asks why she turned off her light as the guy was everything she said she wanted.

Her reply, "I like rugby players bodies, I don't want a guy who's too busy training to spend time with me".

Host asks what about the beard.

Her reply, "I don't like those kind of beards".

So... to answer your original question OP, no I have absolutely no understanding of the opposite sex

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sure the wimmin do be feckin'mad most of the time. The rest of the time they're concentrating on perfecting their driving skills and look where that's got them... Into fields mostly.

The wife came home one evening and I gave out to her for driving over the kid's bicycles. "sure 'tis their own fault" says she, "they shouldn't have left them lying in the middle of the lawn"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to get an insight on how the female mind works I suggest you watch just one episode of the show, 'Take Me Out'.

A woman is asked what type of man she likes,

Her reply, "A rugby player type, fit and with a beard".

Guy comes out, he has a beard and he looks like he takes care of himself.

"Hi my name is Fintan, and I'm a rugby player".

Woman immediately turns off her light.

Host asks why she turned off her light as the guy was everything she said she wanted.

Her reply, "I like rugby players bodies, I don't want a guy who's too busy training to spend time with me".

Host asks what about the beard.

Her reply, "I don't like those kind of beards".

So... to answer your original question OP, no I have absolutely no understanding of the opposite sex

Brilliant, and accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

If he hears "fine" said quietly, do not think all is well...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

If he hears "fine" said quietly, do not think all is well..."

Depends on which tab is open at the time..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opposite to sex is no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.

Oh it sooo is DH .

If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.

For instance;

1. Him -See you in McDonald's?

Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)

2. Her - be there in FIVE MINUTES

Him - actually waiter can I have the dinner menu instead of the lunch one?

3.him- what are you looking at ?

Her - NOTHING (that waiter is a ride compared to this twat)

4. Him - so will you give me a Bj in the car park?

Her - yeah you GO AHEAD I'll see you there.

5. Him - hi I'm the 28 yr old hunk

Her - LOUD SIGH yeah maybe 28 yrs ago

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

A woman telling a man she'll be ready in 20 minutes is the equivalent of a man telling a woman he'll be home in 20 minutes.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.

Oh it sooo is DH .

If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.

For instance;

1. Him -See you in McDonald's?

Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)

You lost me there already. There won't be a FINE. He's not only a cheap fooker, he's no style. Lights are flashing: Game over!!!

Ain't going to happen. Coffee meet cancelled and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heres a few tips to help you understand

1.FINE.

The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.

2.FIVE MINUTES.

If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.

3.NOTHING.

The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).

4.GO AHEAD.

Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!

5.A LOUD SIGH.

This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.

Oh it sooo is DH .

If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.

For instance;

1. Him -See you in McDonald's?

Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)

You lost me there already. There won't be a FINE. He's not only a cheap fooker, he's no style. Lights are flashing: Game over!!!

Ain't going to happen. Coffee meet cancelled and block

Pmsl

I'll pick another venue

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

It's easy to understand someone of the same or opposite sex. All you have to do is take an interest, pay attention and listen to what they say when they talk to you. It's not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's easy to understand someone of the same or opposite sex. All you have to do is take an interest, pay attention and listen to what they say when they talk to you. It's not rocket science."

My arse...

Oh yeah baby you are so good... it's the biggest I've ever had..

That was the best ever...don't worry it's OK if we just cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be glad you don't understand. If you knew all the shite that went on in someone else's head (male or female) you'd probably run a mile

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

"It's easy to understand someone of the same or opposite sex. All you have to do is take an interest, pay attention and listen to what they say when they talk to you. It's not rocket science.

My arse...

Oh yeah baby you are so good... it's the biggest I've ever had..

That was the best ever...don't worry it's OK if we just cuddle

I'm talking about people in general not sex. But I am sorry you're lord to so often.

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

Lied not lord. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be glad you don't understand. If you knew all the shite that went on in someone else's head (male or female) you'd probably run a mile

Nods head...

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