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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

The other day, my dad, who is visiting, and I went into town and visited a few pubs.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and my dad said, 'Oh Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

My dad called him an “asshole”. He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So dad called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

He does try to have a little fun each day, now that he is retired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's too funny ...... thanks for the giggle in kinks here

Cheers Risqué

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By *rownForFunMan
over a year ago

Near Toulouse

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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"That's too funny ...... thanks for the giggle in kinks here

Cheers Risqué "

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You're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww thought this was gonna be a thread about DILFS lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww thought this was gonna be a thread about DILFS lol "
Ohhh did you now

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Aww thought this was gonna be a thread about DILFS lol "

It is. If funny old geezers is your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww thought this was gonna be a thread about DILFS lol

It is. If funny old geezers is your thing"

They're the best type of old geezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick

Very funny .

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Not sure I'm happy with a DILF tag. Sounds more derogatory than MILF for some reason.

Then again, if it works, hay ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure I'm happy with a DILF tag. Sounds more derogatory than MILF for some reason.

Then again, if it works, hay ho "

What's good for the Gander....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day, my dad, who is visiting, and I went into town and visited a few pubs.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and my dad said, 'Oh Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

My dad called him an “asshole”. He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So dad called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

He does try to have a little fun each day, now that he is retired."

Ha ha ha ha made me laugh good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a hot Dad appreciation thread!!

I'm not saying being a mom is an easy job, it's probably one of the hardest, but at least you get appreciated for it.

"Tell you Mom how good dinner was"

"Tell your Mom how nice her hair is"

"Tell your Mom how pretty she looks"

They even write songs about Moms

What do dads get?

No one ever says

"Nice one for knocking out the rent this month Dad"

"Far play for paying the bills Dad"

Wait!!!! The big piece of chicken, that's what we get, and that's all we need in fact.

Tongue firmly in cheek, before I get a bashing for my pre neo liberal view of the modern household

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"Not sure I'm happy with a DILF tag. Sounds more derogatory than MILF for some reason.

Then again, if it works, hay ho "

How about FILF?

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

Brilliant

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By *eon SaintsCouple
over a year ago

Citywest


"Very funny ."

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes

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