FabSwingers.com forum: Spot of bother!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really messed up this year and forgot to send my wishlist off to santa!

Basically Im Screwed, on my list I had the following;

Rewrite my Fab profile to make sure it guarantees getting me a meet with all the ladies on Fab,

Turn me into the raging bull all couples seem to desire, as I hear most wives want a man who can destroy them whilst completely humiliating their husbands,

Finally with no effort on my part ensure my inbox is full of messages with people wanting to meet me.

As that isnt going to happen now and your probably feed up answering questions on here about what's wrong with me, is it my pictures? Is it my profile? Like come on I've been on here a few months and don't have a verification list as long as your arm!

I'm simply going to ask who's up for a meet over the Xmas holidays?

Now before you get carried away I'm not just going to jump straight into bed with you, like how crazy would that be! Let's try a social and see how we get on , if you buy the coffee ill see if I can manage paying for the buns, if your interested drop me a message!