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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Delta force 2 with Chuck Norris is on Tcm. I heard that under his beard there's no chin.... just another fist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death once had a near chuck experience

Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... The bear is not dead he is just afraid to move...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Death once had a near chuck experience

Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... The bear is not dead he is just afraid to move... "

Wow! He's some guy... I heard his tears can eradicate man flu.... cept he never cries...

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

For Chuck Norris, the roundhouse kick is not a signature move, it's just the closest he can come to his high school cheerleading days, which he misses sorely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death once had a near chuck experience

Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... The bear is not dead he is just afraid to move...

Wow! He's some guy... I heard his tears can eradicate man flu.... cept he never cries..."

Chuck once threw a grenade and killed 50 people... Then the grenade went off

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By *emplar726Man
over a year ago

Rathfarnham

Every night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Chuck Norris once stopped mid round-house kick because he soiled himself upon realizing his opponent was a fella called McGregor

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Every night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris"

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he looks in his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck's bum is still sore from the last time he was found

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chucks balls have balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chucks balls have balls!"

He'd want to have balls as I heard he is Coldplays groupie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor."

Wash your mouth out young man... Chuck can make u go unlos!!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor."

I take exception to that. I used to love watching his films. I didn't go to the cinema. Instead I just waited for two weeks until the film came out on video

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor."

Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.

Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse" "

And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you..

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.

Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"

And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you.."

Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.

Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"

And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you..

Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings "

His last line in delta force 2 was "not today asshole"!! Wonder would he like that response!!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.

Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"

And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you..

Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings

His last line in delta force 2 was "not today asshole"!! Wonder would he like that response!!!"

In fairness he is versatile though, not only is he a great actor, heard he also makes all his own dresses...

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]"

Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]

Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are "

Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]

Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are

Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!!"

Tbh when I saw Chuck Norris jokes on Fab (which are ancient) thought "For fooks sake, can't be having that" hence the anti-Chuck Norris jokes to provoke you lot. Don't tell Chuck any of this though, will only hurt his feelings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]

Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are

Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!!

Tbh when I saw Chuck Norris jokes on Fab (which are ancient) thought "For fooks sake, can't be having that" hence the anti-Chuck Norris jokes to provoke you lot. Don't tell Chuck any of this though, will only hurt his feelings "

Ancient is right! But a bit of craic!! And that's what tis all about!!!

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By *ick manMan
over a year ago

longford

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By *ick manMan
over a year ago

longford

I like the chuck Norris jokes there a bit of fun

Chuck Norris had no hair on his balls hair can't grow on steel

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"I like the chuck Norris jokes there a bit of fun

Chuck Norris had no hair on his balls hair can't grow on steel"

Really, I heard Chucks beard is really a merkin

Chuck Norris jokes may be fun but anti Chuck Norris jokes is so much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delta Force 1 & 2 are amazing

If Kaizer and Chuck Norris fought the world would explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In chuck Norris Xmas letter Santa asked chuck wat would he like for xmas

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass "

True, I heard that after Way Of The Dragon,he wanted to do more romantic leads like Brokeback Mountain...

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of chuck Norris "

Heard Chuck goes to bathroom at night, but always makes sure that he sits down to pee

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"In chuck Norris Xmas letter Santa asked chuck wat would he like for xmas"

No, he asked Santa for a Princess Peach doll. Princess Peach then asked Santa for a Bruce Lee action figure

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