FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines !!!

By *rsmith21 OP Man
over a year ago

Never never land

Ok I heard a really bad chat up line today !!! It goes

Man: My dog died today

Lady: ahhh sorry to hear

Man: can I berry it up your ass

Let's hear a few more

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you lie on your belly in bed?

Would you mind if I do?

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By *apt blackMan
over a year ago

Lurgan

Irishman to tourist: do you have any Irish in you?

Tourist: yes, a little

Irishman: would you like a bit more?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

There's only going to be seven planets in our solar system in the morning

Why?

Because I'm going to destroy Uranus tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im no weather man but you can expect a few inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expected you to be brused Black and Blue when you fell from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have spanner eyes... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have an arse like an onion... every time I look at it it brings tears to my eyes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy that pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is your belly for a lodger .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy that pussy

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Don't know about you're pussy but love you're big tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy that pussy

Don't know about you're pussy but love you're big tits."

We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy that pussy

Don't know about you're pussy but love you're big tits.

We have a winner!"

Seconded. Can't beat honesty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy that pussy

Don't know about you're pussy but love you're big tits.

We have a winner!"
At last a women with a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your father must of been a machinic because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten

Oh and as of last night a guy walked over. Dropped some ice on the ground, stamped on it and them says well I've broken the ice so it's your move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your father must of been a machinic because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten

Oh and as of last night a guy walked over. Dropped some ice on the ground, stamped on it and them says well I've broken the ice so it's your move.

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lol must try that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your father must of been a machinic because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten

Oh and as of last night a guy walked over. Dropped some ice on the ground, stamped on it and them says well I've broken the ice so it's your move.

lol must try that one

I guess it kinda worked for him. It made me laugh anyway and we did end up chatting.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Your top would look great on my bedroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a Transformer babe, you'd be Optimus Fine...

He did it again in the voice so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't sweat much for a fat bird ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell me if you think this rag smells of chloroform"

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