FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Nativity II

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Production came to a grinding halt last year because we could not find a Virgin Mary anywhere on Fab

So this year ANY Mary will do

We need the following roles sorted so "Fab the Nativity" becomes a reality:

Mary

Joseph

Baby Jesus

3 Wise Men

The Innkeeper

Sheep/Donkeys

Which one are you?

A Fab choir would also be pretty sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find my sheep you can keep 'em... more trouble than they are worth... can I be an angel please Mr. KT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the low rate of fun I've had this year I'm deffo a contender for Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you find my sheep you can keep 'em... more trouble than they are worth... can I be an angel please Mr. KT

Shit forgot the angels

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the low rate of fun I've had this year I'm deffo a contender for Mary

Close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put myself forward as a wise WOMAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inn keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilder has asked that I put him forward as Virgin mary ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

To be fair there's 5yr olds on YouTube who can do it in 5 seconds. What else you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

To be fair there's 5yr olds on YouTube who can do it in 5 seconds. What else you got?

He's got corner boy chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

To be fair there's 5yr olds on YouTube who can do it in 5 seconds. What else you got?

He's got corner boy chic

He's very dapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an angel

Could b considered the virgin Mary but I'd rather b an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im an angel

Could b considered the virgin Mary but I'd rather b an angel

Did it grow back Virgin Cha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be the North Star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be the North Star!

Can I paint you sparkly silver BG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polishing my halo as i type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be the North Star!

Can I paint you sparkly silver BG?

This will require getting naked?!

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be the North Star!

Can I paint you sparkly silver BG?

This will require getting naked?!

Ok then

Searching for body paint as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inn keeper

Would you have room for me

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Bagsy one of the wise men. I've always liked the name Balthazar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bagsy one of the wise men. I've always liked the name Balthazar."

Methuselah suits you better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im an angel

Could b considered the virgin Mary but I'd rather b an angel

Did it grow back Virgin Cha?

Yep, I fecking hope so.

Just been a really busy year

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Bagsy one of the wise men. I've always liked the name Balthazar.

Methuselah suits you better

Cheeky mare. That deserves a spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inn keeper

Would you have room for me

I always have enough vodka for you

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By *otmyrealname!!Man
over a year ago

Kerry

Hmmmmm what to apply for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill just be the donkey since no one has claimed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69: who's up for being the front of my Donkey...girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill just be the donkey since no one has claimed it

Only if I get to ride you

Nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go a wisewoman also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bagsy one of the wise men. I've always liked the name Balthazar.

Methuselah suits you better

Mr69: You fancy being Gasper Geordie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a virgin once...just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a virgin once...just saying

Madame B

keep forgetting to sign!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"If you find my sheep you can keep 'em... more trouble than they are worth... can I be an angel please Mr. KT

Shit forgot the angels

Yes

Didn't think there was any angels on fab

Plenty of devils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill just be the donkey since no one has claimed it

Only if I get to ride you

Nice ass

Thats a given ya know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the Shepherd but I'll need at least 2 sheep. One of which will be sacrificed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kaizer shall be Pontius Pilate

Ho Ho Ho

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

Second name is Mary

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second name is Mary

Does that count?

As long as your given name isn't Hairy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Second name is Mary

Does that count?

As long as your given name isn't Hairy...

Or Contrary

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

"Second name is Mary

Does that count?

As long as your given name isn't Hairy...

Or Contrary

Blast how did you guess my 2nd names

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I feel I should be the virgin Mary because

I haven't had a meet for so long that I'm all healed up!!

And when I do get a meet I'm so noisy I'm usually screaming for jessssusss and that can be verified by a few wise men!! Rx

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I am looking to be Joseph

like do ye really think he didn't plug Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the one at the back holding up the star

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Sur I will be a Shepard now guys go easy on the sheep jokes

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By *acaloneMan
over a year ago

city

Donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

To be fair there's 5yr olds on YouTube who can do it in 5 seconds. What else you got?

He's got corner boy chic

Gurrier chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a rubric cube in under 90 seconds, does that qualify me for one of the wise men?

To be fair there's 5yr olds on YouTube who can do it in 5 seconds. What else you got?

The world record is 7 seconds, but in fairness the kid is about 14,

But He got a lucky jumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am looking to be Joseph

like do ye really think he didn't plug Mary

A carpenter with wood problems

Isn't it ironic....don't ya think?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

I'll give this post my blessing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an angel please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

The inn keeper is going to be very busy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

The inn keeper is going to be very busy

Wait till the sheep come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

The inn keeper is going to be very busy

Wait till the sheep come in

You're keeping the sheep busy cj

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

The inn keeper is going to be very busy

Wait till the sheep come in

You're keeping the sheep busy cj

Never wore a woolie coat in my life

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I hear someone is looking for a Jerusalem jeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need alot of fake snow for our Christmas scene!

(Which is set in Israel)

That's your job - didn't you manage to whisk some up for your Christmas avatar

Does the producer have to think of EVERYTHING?

Ahhh you forgot to advertise for an assistant

Kaizer needs no assistant

You just concentrate on those sheep! Their timing is all over the shop!!

Please Baa in sync

Well get producing and directing Mr. I can do it all...

Sheep are your area of expertise

Kaizer has a dozen bales of hay for the manger....boom

More than hay needed for props... You will find us all drinking vodka with the inn keeper

The inn keeper is going to be very busy

Wait till the sheep come in

You're keeping the sheep busy cj

Never wore a woolie coat in my life

Hope ya never wore a woollie hat either

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

who is going to be the donkey..?

as I'd love to meet him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who is going to be the donkey..?

as I'd love to meet him!!

Plenty of Donkeys Mrs R

Can you look after auditions? He/She must be able to ee-aw Away in a Manger & be fluent in Hebrew!

Thanks

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