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Tis the season for ...... Man Flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woke up on saturday morning hungover with a tingle in my throat fast forward to now and i seem to have contracted the deadly Man Flu virus the likes of which never seen before bunged sinuses and full of self pity i need remedies i need your pity and if i dont make it to see tomorrow i love you all ....... especial those in gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is also known as a cold for women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww you poor thing you need someone to rub you down with Vicks and mind ya

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Did you know theres a new product on the market? Theyre called Manpons by Manpax!

They're for guys who act like little bitches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww you poor thing you need someone to rub you down with Vicks and mind ya "

Now your talking Misscar thats exactly what i need

As for you other two

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Did you know theres a new product on the market? Theyre called Manpons by Manpax!

They're for guys who act like little bitches "

excellent .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know theres a new product on the market? Theyre called Manpons by Manpax!

They're for guys who act like little bitches "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, us ladies call that 'the sniffles'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la la not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know theres a new product on the market? Theyre called Manpons by Manpax!

They're for guys who act like little bitches "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is not real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow cant belive women dont think its ture tut tut nothing worse having the flu and told to get up on a roof when its raining than at home curles up in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know theres a new product on the market? Theyre called Manpons by Manpax!

They're for guys who act like little bitches "

Lol MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Godspeed OP it's a terrible affliction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't joke

The last time I accused someone of having manflu it turned out to be lung cancer and he died

Don't cry wolf is the moral of that story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man flu is not real lol "

It's statements like that that ....well... that just do stuff

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

No such things as Manflu. You only have a touch of a headcold. I can definitely say I never suffered from Manflu and anyone who thinks they do are wimps

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"No such things as Manflu. You only have a touch of a headcold. I can definitely say I never suffered from Manflu and anyone who thinks they do are wimps "

Not quite true. It depends on testosterone levels that reduce a mans immunity to fight colds and flu so some might suffer more than others.

In all fairness though, the roofer guy up above on the thread hadnt got flu. Hed physically be unable to work if he did,as his energy is diverted to fight the virus and hed not be able to get out of bed. On top of that, his boss shouldnt allow him to work if he had flu. He'd be infecting others who he came in contact with. Those that come in contact with a carrier of flu are usually sicker than the carrier.

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Your right _isdirtygirl. It just annoys me when someone with a cold says they have the flu.

The real flu absolutely floors you and you cannot get out of bed.

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By *z2goTV/TS
over a year ago

london

Not sure I need that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon pal. I am still suffering the affects of the dreaded man flu. I didn't think I was going to make it but I pulled through. Ignore those telling you it isn't a real thing. They have never suffered like we have.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Get well soon pal. I am still suffering the affects of the dreaded man flu. I didn't think I was going to make it but I pulled through. Ignore those telling you it isn't a real thing. They have never suffered like we have. "

Ye cant say that without sharing your wisdom and knowledge of this mind and body consuming illness! help your fellow brothers in their hour of need Bam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man flu has now been diagnosed as a sinus infection lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon pal. I am still suffering the affects of the dreaded man flu. I didn't think I was going to make it but I pulled through. Ignore those telling you it isn't a real thing. They have never suffered like we have.

Ye cant say that without sharing your wisdom and knowledge of this mind and body consuming illness! help your fellow brothers in their hour of need Bam! "

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Get well soon pal. I am still suffering the affects of the dreaded man flu. I didn't think I was going to make it but I pulled through. Ignore those telling you it isn't a real thing. They have never suffered like we have.

Ye cant say that without sharing your wisdom and knowledge of this mind and body consuming illness! help your fellow brothers in their hour of need Bam!

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu "

As im so nice and hate to see you lads suffer, heres a tip ye can buy manflu relief remedies from fuckingcrybaby.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon pal. I am still suffering the affects of the dreaded man flu. I didn't think I was going to make it but I pulled through. Ignore those telling you it isn't a real thing. They have never suffered like we have.

Ye cant say that without sharing your wisdom and knowledge of this mind and body consuming illness! help your fellow brothers in their hour of need Bam!

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu

As im so nice and hate to see you lads suffer, heres a tip ye can buy manflu relief remedies from fuckingcrybaby.com "

Pmsl post of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until you've suffered, I think you should not comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu "

We wont even insist it's a baby size object, 4lbs will do. We put it in, you get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man flu has now been diagnosed as a sinus infection lol"

It's manifesting into something more sinister

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Not really related to man flu, but while I'm in the heights of labour my ex was complaining to the midwife. I have a headache. I never forget her saying. I will get you a paracetamol, sit in the chair and try and relax.... he nearly got the flannel across the back of the head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man flu has now been diagnosed as a sinus infection lol"

You mean the sniffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu

We wont even insist it's a baby size object, 4lbs will do. We put it in, you get it out. "

Done ..

Had a family bucket last nite...

Got rid of it this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu

We wont even insist it's a baby size object, 4lbs will do. We put it in, you get it out.

Done ..

Had a family bucket last nite...

Got rid of it this morning "

I bet you forgot the bones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ye know that auld having a baby thingy?.... walk in the park compared to manflu

We wont even insist it's a baby size object, 4lbs will do. We put it in, you get it out.

Done ..

Had a family bucket last nite...

Got rid of it this morning

I bet you forgot the bones... "

Shit !

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Until you've suffered, I think you should not comment "

Bam, i hate to burst your bubble but you had an Ecolda..not Ebola

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Man flu has now been diagnosed as a sinus infection lol"

burnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until you've suffered, I think you should not comment

Bam, i hate to burst your bubble but you had an Ecolda..not Ebola"

*mic drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until you've suffered, I think you should not comment

Bam, i hate to burst your bubble but you had an Ecolda..not Ebola"

Post of the year ... shots fired

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