FabSwingers.com forum: In Memorium: The lost art of the BlowJob...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have been thinking about this for a while and never has there been such a contrast between the number of folks claiming to give great head Vs the numbing reality.

Ladies - well aware that some lads when working downtown think that what they see in a porno actually works...( Clue is in the name..'Porn Actress' or are like a hungry dog but in the spirit of Gender Equality....I say Ladies of Ireland....Learn how to give amazing head !!

Guys - if you're not keeping it trim and tidy, shame on you.

Ladies - I think we should set up a workshop for you all

Cucumbers only mind !!

Suggestions / Comments - The floor is yours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest reading a book honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal point of view. I have received bad and great. Either way I am willing to go down, if she is willing then I cannot complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with Dave. I would always go down regardless, can't get enough of it, so long as the auld maintenance is up to scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art isn't lost, just very hard to find

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agree with Dave. I would always go down regardless, can't get enough of it, so long as the auld maintenance is up to scratch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The art isn't lost, just very hard to find "
Fair point, we're not talking Unicorns but deffo hard to find. Men are the new women and getting a bit bored ...thinking the wallpaper needs changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry love, I don't need educating when it comes to giving a BJ.

Thanks for the suggestion, though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry love, I don't need educating when it comes to giving a BJ.

Thanks for the suggestion, though

Love the confidence

Proof of the pudding is always in the eating though....literally

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry love, I don't need educating when it comes to giving a BJ.

Thanks for the suggestion, though

So it seems... Can you get that little clit ticket thing to touch your nose for the next pic?

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

Some of us "Ladies of Ireland" already know how to give a damn good blowjob!! Never had any complaints here & almost always complete the job to total satisfaction

Carmel xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quicker you jizz

The better she is lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

You mean all those veris about the best bj are lies !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99 "

*titters*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean all those veris about the best bj are lies !!!

Has anyone ever on here allowed a bad veri to be visible

Maybe we should start that. I'll be like Jim Carey in Liar, Liar.....Pandora get the WD40...we got an old box to open !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99

*titters*

Well if you boys will practice with a flake...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99

*titters*

How about a micro 99 in a huge hand ? Baby kitten licking Milk ??

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Runs both ways OP.

Everytime I read how a guy is amazing at oral... I roll my eyes

When it comes to giving a bj, I find all men like it done in different ways for maximum effect. It takes time to get it to perfection... we're not robots.

FYI.. no complaints here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and cucumbers are too rigid, they can snap. Try a good jelly dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs both ways OP.

Everytime I read how a guy is amazing at oral... I roll my eyes

When it comes to giving a bj, I find all men like it done in different ways for maximum effect. It takes time to get it to perfection... we're not robots.

FYI.. no complaints here

Did you ever get a guy that just won't listen when you're telling him how to do it right & he keeps on doing his own thing?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'm still crap at it, so don't message me.

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By *eon SaintsCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99 "

???? luv it!! This gave me a chuckle! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post op...no harm to remind us ladies that it's not a one way street. For me...all feedback is welcome because people like different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99 "

The flake is important

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99

The flake is important

I'm thinking a calypo for practice now ladies

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"Runs both ways OP.

Everytime I read how a guy is amazing at oral... I roll my eyes

When it comes to giving a bj, I find all men like it done in different ways for maximum effect. It takes time to get it to perfection... we're not robots.

FYI.. no complaints here

Did you ever get a guy that just won't listen when you're telling him how to do it right & he keeps on doing his own thing?

He needs a good crack of the wooden spoon on the back of his head

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Great post op...no harm to remind us ladies that it's not a one way street. For me...all feedback is welcome because people like different things."

Agreed. We all need to listen to the recipient and adjust accordingly. Communication is key to mutual satisfaction

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By *itreMan
over a year ago

killarney

"Some of us "Ladies of Ireland" already know how to give a damn good blowjob!! Never had any complaints here & almost always complete the job to total satisfaction

Carmel xx "

All true... I will vouch for that!!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a huge diffeernce between a woman who gives you a blow job because she thinks its expected of her and a woman who actually adores doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's this workshop happening then? I suppose you can never be too good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

Buy a Lime Calypo...when you're ready, give us a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

Buy a Lime Calypo...when you're ready, give us a shout

Slurp slurp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's this workshop happening then? I suppose you can never be too good

You'll have to set it up in the M&G page, no fellas allowed...but we want pics !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great post op...no harm to remind us ladies that it's not a one way street. For me...all feedback is welcome because people like different things.

Agreed. We all need to listen to the recipient and adjust accordingly. Communication is key to mutual satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

Have you got a good tool to practice with lol

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Mrs gives great head. Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

Have you got a good tool to practice with lol

A great one. The perfect study aid. You'll want to practice for hours with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

Have you got a good tool to practice with lol

A great one. The perfect study aid. You'll want to practice for hours with it.

Once it's able for all the practice

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By *otheastguyMan
over a year ago

wexford

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99

*titters*

Ur more that ok geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

Have you got a good tool to practice with lol

A great one. The perfect study aid. You'll want to practice for hours with it.

Once it's able for all the practice

It's a very durable tool. Hopefully you'll be able to keep up.

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

"theres a huge diffeernce between a woman who gives you a blow job because she thinks its expected of her and a woman who actually adores doing it

This is very true. If she's doing it because she think its expected its rarely good but if its something she actually enjoys it makes for a massive improvement.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What a load of fucking bollox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm brutal I'll have to start taking lessons or something

My rates are quite cheap, I'd be happy to give you a discount.

Have you got a good tool to practice with lol

A great one. The perfect study aid. You'll want to practice for hours with it.

Once it's able for all the practice

It's a very durable tool. Hopefully you'll be able to keep up.

Ha ha hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla date recently yielded the hottest deep throat I have ever had. Wow. Faith restored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha what about the guys giving oral to a lady and thinking they licking a 99 "

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