FabSwingers.com forum: Duck Sucked

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what is the story with guys always mailing me to see if I want my duck sucked like obviously I do just not by a lad lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

They're obviously quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're obviously quackers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be egging them on

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Send them a bill

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Don't get yourself into such a flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're obviously quackers "

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By *ccommodating GuyMan
over a year ago

Outside

Was it Drake from Mallard Avenue who asked you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I seen this, I knew you'd be roasted

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

He's fallen foul of autocorrect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once the Duck gives consent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show them the red card Mate. That's Clearly Foul Play

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Have you tried sucking your own duck op? It would be a real feather in your cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducking awful carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pond life that's all they are.

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

Those damn Mother Duckers !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they peking at your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Donald !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the comments on here are absolute quackers

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Will they suck your plums too?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm starting to think this thread is a decoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the comments on here are absolute quackers

More 'feather brained' I would say.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Id say you feel like a right Daffy!

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

This thread is simply fowl.

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By *ccommodating GuyMan
over a year ago

Outside

I had a similar offer once from a mammal, he promised me a Whale of a time, I didn't see the Porpoise of it to be honest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jus don't ducking know anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all Mallard! I don't know where you're getting all these puns from Eider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all Mallard! I don't know where you're getting all these puns from Eider..."

Wish someone gave a duck about poor mallard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all Mallard! I don't know where you're getting all these puns from Eider..."

It's open season on ducks..

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

This thread has grown wings!

Tell him to back down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask someone that gives a duck pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time he mails you, arrange a meet and just send him the Bill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a gander at this thread & this Duck joke just Quacks me up ...... I'm spitting feathers here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hahaaa ahhh I should read things before I send them fair play everyone involved but it don't phase me because it's all......water off a ducks back

ps ain't no guy sucking my ducky dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaaa ahhh I should read things before I send them fair play everyone involved but it don't phase me because it's all......water off a ducks back

ps ain't no guy sucking my ducky dick "

Okey Ducky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same happening to me thought it is abit odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys its very simple.Go to your settings and block men!!!!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Just keep your pecker up man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys its very simple.Go to your settings and block men!!!!!"

Why would they do that? Sure clearly they enjoy the mails

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By *omethingMagicMan
over a year ago

cork

"Guys its very simple.Go to your settings and block men!!!!!

Why would they do that? Sure clearly they enjoy the mails"

I think it's they enjoy the males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're just a bunch of ducking duckheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm keeping my head down on this topic

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

Must make you feel like quacking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder can you actually suck with a bill . A nibble would be nice.

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