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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

Ah if you were in Wexford I would apply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will have them all jittery now.

Regards,Mr Tetley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I need one too! But I don't really want a blow job

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Dammit! 3 pints in so can't travel. Dammit!

Hope you get to pick a lucky play partner to keep the frost away. They'll be a lucky Fucker, literally

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Sounds like a health and safety nightmare. Hot liquids. Multiple surfaces. I could go on....

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "

Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms

"

Mr69: good call. I'm OK making a packed lunch but I'd need to know.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Food!!!

Are you effing kidding???

Eating Bold should be enough for anyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a health and safety nightmare. Hot liquids. Multiple surfaces. I could go on....

Count me in "

This made me LOL.

It's good to live life on the edge, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!"

Not all women are into receiving oral

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)

Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? "

My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....

Sorry, what was that you were saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food!!!

Are you effing kidding???

Eating Bold should be enough for anyone!"

Mr69: A rumbly tumbly is quite distracting. And sometimes misleading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms

"

It's in the fine print, copious amounts of food shall be available for said couch buddy!

I'm nothing if not a good hostess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!"

Nah, I can live without receiving tbh.

Giving is key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)

Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?

My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....

Sorry, what was that you were saying? "

Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity about filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this?

"

Bjs and my company, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this?

"

BJS and a great shag.

Ffs what more do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?

My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....

Sorry, what was that you were saying?

Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around. "

I hope you're strong. I'm a heavy load!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!

Not all women are into receiving oral "

This

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!

Nah, I can live without receiving tbh.

Giving is key "

Ah here! I think I'm in lust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot "must be good with their hands" absolutely essential in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I obviously fail at the fluent sarcasm criteria.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!

Not all women are into receiving oral "

Duly noted, though some of us love to give. Not if lady prefers not to, of course, just makes some of us feel selfish.

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By *he socialistsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled?

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By *he socialistsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? "

laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this?

BJS and a great shag.

Ffs what more do you want?"

Pizza.

How about a new list:

Will give you blowjobs

and order you pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my pizza, dont want blowing ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my pizza, dont want blowing ta"

And you didn't share?! That's a paddlin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch "

Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch "

You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? "

It could lead to a part time position.

Depends on the tea-making entirely!

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled?

It could lead to a part time position.

Depends on the tea-making entirely! "

I make great tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... "

Who said I was sharing my vino

Pull over and I'll show you a disappearing trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny "

I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled?

It could lead to a part time position.

Depends on the tea-making entirely!

I make great tea.. "

You say this, might not be true!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Stubble you say....I've a full week of it....great insulation....

Can you accommodate....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... "

Awww Boldy...

I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer...

Awww Boldy...

I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time "

I've just made a fresh pot.. loads of room here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch

Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny

I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress "

I've got plenty here. I'll keep the fire going while you get your sexy ass down here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stubble you say....I've a full week of it....great insulation....

Can you accommodate....? "

indeed!

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By *ilg41Man
over a year ago

schticks

Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!"

Very much a part time thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!

Very much a part time thing! "

Im in... how far into the west am I travelling??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!

Very much a part time thing!

Im in... how far into the west am I travelling?? "

Secret location

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By *ilg41Man
over a year ago

schticks

Posted my application there - need to hand in 2 weeks notice in my current role of course! Its only fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posted my application there - need to hand in 2 weeks notice in my current role of course! Its only fair!"

Your application is the funniest thing I have ever read.

11/10 for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "

Alas I am too old for a start to even get my application through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "

Also .....want !!!!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm gonna be accused of all sorts here but I've been drinking since 6pm and Pearl Jam are on Nova, with new Metallica to come, so I don't care!

You ladies do know that if you go for the suck first and repeat, it will greatly increase your chances of getting fucked senseless? Just querying, as many expect to be senseless immediately but if you take the cap off the explosive, it burns longer!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "

Ahhhh DH, you need to chill!

Any massage pros in the house for the lovely DH?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)

Also .....want !!!! "

Surely these guys exist, no?

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12


"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "

You need TLC and A Massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "

I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...

I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more

Terms and conditions: no massage oil near my pussy. They're not compatible "

Oh god no ...... I know that much !! Oil drizzled onto lower back when I get that far and massaged into your bum cheeks but no further......I am only human after all and I am going to want to lol.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all! "

I am sure Bold has more than her fair share ......as do you ...... but every now and again it's nice to try something new ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all! "

You stay, please

Continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...

I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more "

Hhhhhhmmm hotlisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read OP... Thought mmmm this is looking promising...

Then realised I just had a shave...

Maybe i should wait a few days before applying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read OP... Thought mmmm this is looking promising...

Then realised I just had a shave...

Maybe i should wait a few days before applying "

Damnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is pretty much what every man dreams of from the age of 12

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is pretty much what every man dreams of from the age of 12 "

Well, I'm dreaming of it at 35

There's hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This position is worth relocating for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This position is worth relocating for "

You're bi?

Hurry up and pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the car defrosted here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is pretty much what every man dreams of from the age of 12 "

Well 12 year olds with stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Sarcasm is my forte

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? "

Stick it on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread "

I'd sooo love an interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread "

Need a PA boldy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always "

Grabs keys.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

I'd sooo love an interview "

Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always

Grabs keys....."

And a pen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always

Grabs keys.....

And a pen... "

And tape measure...

We know how boldly loves big thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always

Grabs keys.....

And a pen...

And tape measure...

We know how boldly loves big thighs "

Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always

Grabs keys.....

And a pen...

And tape measure...

We know how boldly loves big thighs

Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... "

They'd be tiny smileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

Need a PA boldy?

Always

Grabs keys.....

And a pen...

And tape measure...

We know how boldly loves big thighs

Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk...

They'd be tiny smileys "

They could be the eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

I'd sooo love an interview

Oh I really really want this job lol

Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Ur not looking for very much bold girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

I'd sooo love an interview

Oh I really really want this job lol

Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "

Don't be shy now, i'm sitting here with pen poised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?

Stick it on the thread

I'd sooo love an interview

Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "

Oh I really really want this job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Applicants must be,

Hot,

Tall,

Open to recieving many bjs,

Must speak fluent sarcasm,

Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,

Spooning - non negotiable,

Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,

Stubble ,

Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...

And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!

Where are you?

BG x

(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "

lol can I have my own toothbrush parking space B.G

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over a year ago

Ok here goes.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all seem like fair rules to me . Sign me up honey

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over a year ago


"Ok here goes....... "

Mr Quench - shame on you! A cock pic does not a cv make

Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes.......

Mr Quench - shame on you! A cock pic does not a cv make

Try harder "

Noooo look at the thighs look at the thighs lol

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over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! "

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+ "

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

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over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall"

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol "

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me "

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol "

Well over 6'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol

Well over 6'?

6' justtttt

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol

Well over 6'?

6' justtttt

"

tell your profile that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol

Well over 6'?

6' justtttt

tell your profile that!"

I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!

I'm looking for reeeeeally tall

6'+

I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall

What's half an inch amongst friends lol

I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me

Well im welllll above that in fairness lol

Well over 6'?

6' justtttt

tell your profile that!

I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes"

That's when I don't spike my hair tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats such a pain in the ass boldie that I am only an inch or so taller than you, i think its the only aspect of your job description that i fall down on. If its any consolation, it does mean that i don't have to drop as far if you want some oral fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love to but i cant reply to you because i am out side your age range by a couple of years!!!!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing to provide own tea bags if hired........

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