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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) " Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? | |||
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"I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms " Mr69: good call. I'm OK making a packed lunch but I'd need to know. | |||
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"Sounds like a health and safety nightmare. Hot liquids. Multiple surfaces. I could go on.... Count me in " This made me LOL. It's good to live life on the edge, no? | |||
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!" Not all women are into receiving oral | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? " My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips"..... Sorry, what was that you were saying? | |||
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"Food!!! Are you effing kidding??? Eating Bold should be enough for anyone!" Mr69: A rumbly tumbly is quite distracting. And sometimes misleading. | |||
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"I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms " It's in the fine print, copious amounts of food shall be available for said couch buddy! I'm nothing if not a good hostess! | |||
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!" Nah, I can live without receiving tbh. Giving is key | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips"..... Sorry, what was that you were saying? " Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around. | |||
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"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this? " Bjs and my company, obvs! | |||
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"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this? " BJS and a great shag. Ffs what more do you want? | |||
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"Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips"..... Sorry, what was that you were saying? Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around. " I hope you're strong. I'm a heavy load! | |||
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player! Not all women are into receiving oral " This | |||
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player! Nah, I can live without receiving tbh. Giving is key " Ah here! I think I'm in lust! | |||
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player! Not all women are into receiving oral " Duly noted, though some of us love to give. Not if lady prefers not to, of course, just makes some of us feel selfish. | |||
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? " laid | |||
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"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this? BJS and a great shag. Ffs what more do you want?" Pizza. How about a new list: Will give you blowjobs and order you pizza | |||
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"Just had my pizza, dont want blowing ta" And you didn't share?! That's a paddlin. | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch " Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch " You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... | |||
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? " It could lead to a part time position. Depends on the tea-making entirely! | |||
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? It could lead to a part time position. Depends on the tea-making entirely! " I make great tea.. | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... " Who said I was sharing my vino Pull over and I'll show you a disappearing trick | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny " I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress | |||
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? It could lead to a part time position. Depends on the tea-making entirely! I make great tea.. " You say this, might not be true! | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... " Awww Boldy... I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... Awww Boldy... I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time " I've just made a fresh pot.. loads of room here! | |||
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress " I've got plenty here. I'll keep the fire going while you get your sexy ass down here | |||
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"Stubble you say....I've a full week of it....great insulation.... Can you accommodate....? " indeed! | |||
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!" Very much a part time thing! | |||
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!! Very much a part time thing! " Im in... how far into the west am I travelling?? | |||
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!! Very much a part time thing! Im in... how far into the west am I travelling?? " Secret location | |||
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"Posted my application there - need to hand in 2 weeks notice in my current role of course! Its only fair!" Your application is the funniest thing I have ever read. 11/10 for that | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) " Alas I am too old for a start to even get my application through | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) " Also .....want !!!! | |||
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... " Ahhhh DH, you need to chill! Any massage pros in the house for the lovely DH? | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) Also .....want !!!! " Surely these guys exist, no? | |||
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... " You need TLC and A Massage. | |||
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... " I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more | |||
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more Terms and conditions: no massage oil near my pussy. They're not compatible " Oh god no ...... I know that much !! Oil drizzled onto lower back when I get that far and massaged into your bum cheeks but no further......I am only human after all and I am going to want to lol. | |||
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"Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all! " I am sure Bold has more than her fair share ......as do you ...... but every now and again it's nice to try something new ?? | |||
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"Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all! " You stay, please Continue | |||
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more " Hhhhhhmmm hotlisted | |||
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"Read OP... Thought mmmm this is looking promising... Then realised I just had a shave... Maybe i should wait a few days before applying " Damnnnn | |||
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"This thread is pretty much what every man dreams of from the age of 12 " Well, I'm dreaming of it at 35 There's hope | |||
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"This position is worth relocating for " You're bi? Hurry up and pack! | |||
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"This thread is pretty much what every man dreams of from the age of 12 " Well 12 year olds with stubble | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? " Stick it on the thread | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread " I'd sooo love an interview | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread " Need a PA boldy? | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? " Always | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always " Grabs keys..... | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread I'd sooo love an interview " Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always Grabs keys....." And a pen... | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always Grabs keys..... And a pen... " And tape measure... We know how boldly loves big thighs | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always Grabs keys..... And a pen... And tape measure... We know how boldly loves big thighs " Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always Grabs keys..... And a pen... And tape measure... We know how boldly loves big thighs Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... " They'd be tiny smileys | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread Need a PA boldy? Always Grabs keys..... And a pen... And tape measure... We know how boldly loves big thighs Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... They'd be tiny smileys " They could be the eyes... | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread I'd sooo love an interview Oh I really really want this job lol Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie " | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread I'd sooo love an interview Oh I really really want this job lol Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie " Don't be shy now, i'm sitting here with pen poised | |||
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV? Stick it on the thread I'd sooo love an interview Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie " Oh I really really want this job! | |||
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"Applicants must be, Hot, Tall, Open to recieving many bjs, Must speak fluent sarcasm, Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless, Spooning - non negotiable, Excellent tea making skills are a major plus, Stubble , Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws... And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs! Where are you? BG x (For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) " lol can I have my own toothbrush parking space B.G | |||
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"Ok here goes....... " Mr Quench - shame on you! A cock pic does not a cv make Try harder | |||
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"Ok here goes....... Mr Quench - shame on you! A cock pic does not a cv make Try harder " Noooo look at the thighs look at the thighs lol | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! " I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ " I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall" What's half an inch amongst friends lol | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol " I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me " Well im welllll above that in fairness lol | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me Well im welllll above that in fairness lol " Well over 6'? | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me Well im welllll above that in fairness lol Well over 6'? 6' justtttt " | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me Well im welllll above that in fairness lol Well over 6'? 6' justtttt " tell your profile that! | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me Well im welllll above that in fairness lol Well over 6'? 6' justtttt tell your profile that!" I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes | |||
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!! I'm looking for reeeeeally tall 6'+ I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall What's half an inch amongst friends lol I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me Well im welllll above that in fairness lol Well over 6'? 6' justtttt tell your profile that! I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes" That's when I don't spike my hair tho lol | |||
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