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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it that car sex is so much more fun than just fucking in a bed? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It is? "
yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs "

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could that be classed as 'accommodating'??

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running."

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it. "

American cars are different DH, they're huge! But I know where you're coming from.

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By *lashamMan
over a year ago

kildare

Ah yea its great fun. but the bed oh the bed . the only job mmmm

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By *nnisguyMan
over a year ago

Ennis/shannon/Limerick

You would want the heater up full blast in this weather or frost bite might set in

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it.

American cars are different DH, they're huge! But I know where you're coming from. "

Where's the American car coming from? My guess is the op is most likely driving a Fiat Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sex is like walking about in shoes that are to small or cloths that still have the packing pins still i them no matter what way you turn somthing is sticking in you. Excuse the pun. A nice warm bed in a hotel is the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could that be classed as 'accommodating'??

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If you're from The North wouldn't it be "acarmadating"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol "

I could think of nicer ways to keep you nice and warm with out putting you on the bonnet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol "

I've just recently polished my bonnet and installed a button controlled blanket that rolls out when pressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol

I could think of nicer ways to keep you nice and warm with out putting you on the bonnet . "

Not only car fun ha

But sometimes a girls got to do what a girls got to do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol

I've just recently polished my bonnet and installed a button controlled blanket that rolls out when pressed. "

Ha padding is something I defo need lol my back does feel bruised after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love car fun ha but that's cos I can't accommodate and sometimes I just need it.

But I tend to end up on bonnet and lol it keeps you nice and warm lol

I've just recently polished my bonnet and installed a button controlled blanket that rolls out when pressed.

Ha padding is something I defo need lol my back does feel bruised after "

turn around hands on the bonnet spread em lol officer hardy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol"

I tend to agree, i like my comfort too much.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

I tend to agree, i like my comfort too much. "

Where n when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

I tend to agree, i like my comfort too much.

Where n when? "

Oh you know it's coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol"

Really

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Ive never had sex with a car thats a fetish i dont get : i dont fancy burning my mickey on a exhaust

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ive never had sex with a car thats a fetish i dont get : i dont fancy burning my mickey on a exhaust"

Ha, in this weather your mickey might get stuck frozen on the exhaust rather than burned

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah car sex is boring and uncomfortable and not much room to explore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Jimmy Carr is right " get in the van " is an acceptable chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well there's plenty of room in the back of mine.

Usually driving around looking for an acceptable spot keeps the car nice and warm lol.

I had sex with my fuck buddy the other night and it was so much more exciting, especially when a car drives past. Lol.

Actually as we were driving around we pulled into a side road thinking it was a good spot, there was another car there, not sure if they were there for the same reason or just pulled in, either way we laughed and drove on. Lol

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Not in this weather it's not...

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By *exyEmma777Woman
over a year ago

galway

I love car sex! Dont think there is any possible position i haven't tried lol maybe its bcz i am small enough so i can pretty much manage it very well xo

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

It's tricky and awkward. But it can be kinda hot.

But give me room to work any day. I needs my space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol"

Absolutely.give me bed any day of week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love car sex! Dont think there is any possible position i haven't tried lol maybe its bcz i am small enough so i can pretty much manage it very well xo"

You use the space well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never saw the appeal. Give me a bed any day of the week. At least then you can go at it for the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what your driving or even shagging in for me. A 7 seater with the seats folded back is like a mini motor home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never saw the appeal. Give me a bed any day of the week. At least then you can go at it for the night. "

Or sleep comfortably

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

The great thing about sex is that you lose all your inhibitions.

I've had sex in hotel rooms, clubs, trains, planes, and quite a few car parks.

Some of the most powerful orgasms happen on the back seats of cars.

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By *ilverriverMan
over a year ago

tullamore

Limo sex , that works fine

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By *ilverriverMan
over a year ago

tullamore


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

Absolutely.give me bed any day of week "

My bed is your bed englishlass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

Absolutely.give me bed any day of week "

Mine is available 24/7

(Just saying)

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

There's only one nice place for sex n that's a big bed I think . Car sex is only for young skint people not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been cought in a car twice ..once by the garda lol..sometimes its easier to go for a walk ..but let's be honest you can't beat a nice warm bed ??

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By *ll you can eatMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Never mind the car climb into my new scania truck night heater on curtains pulled and comfy bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The great thing about sex is that you lose all your inhibitions.

I've had sex in hotel rooms, clubs, trains, planes, and quite a few car parks.

Some of the most powerful orgasms happen on the back seats of cars. "

Jesus I never make it to the back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility "

I climb on top and do the hard work lol

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby


"How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility

I climb on top and do the hard work lol "

No pain no gain lol

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By *edserMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Let's go Alex you can show me how you do it

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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I cant drive

O and op please , please, please change your p/file pix freaks me out.

If you would be so kind to.

Tnks Ollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant drive

O and op please , please, please change your p/file pix freaks me out.

If you would be so kind to.

Tnks Ollie "

Hopefully he takes your advice

That eye had been following me about on here for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it?

I fucking hate it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility

I climb on top and do the hard work lol "

Watch you don't let the handbrake down... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant drive

O and op please , please, please change your p/file pix freaks me out.

If you would be so kind to.

Tnks Ollie

Hopefully he takes your advice

That eye had been following me about on here for weeks "

At least it's not my third eye... Lol

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Can't see the appeal in it myself,maybe its because I am 6'3" I just don't fit right in the fucking thing.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

This takes me back, it's all me and Ann done when we first met

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By *ove2lick76Man
over a year ago

Ardee

Fun and exciting when younger and couldn't afford own place or hotel.....with age I've become accustomed to comfort though so my place or hotels so have plenty of room to play without banging head of roof or the gear stick finding a new home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's tricky and awkward. But it can be kinda hot.

But give me room to work any day. I needs my space!"

I agree John,lots of legroom needed tho especially into case,so no mini drivers need apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's tricky and awkward. But it can be kinda hot.

But give me room to work any day. I needs my space!

I agree John,lots of legroom needed tho especially into case,so no mini drivers need apply "

Think that's why I have a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sex is bloody difficult when you're well over 6ft. And the seats of my car were big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to screw my fb in the back of my car tonight, cum all over her beautiful tits.

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

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Car sex is only good for a quickie in spur the moment but nothing compares to a nice hotel and loads of room for some proper good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

I tend to agree, i like my comfort too much. "

I agree too, been 6'1" it can be tricky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havnt been turned down yet using that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ladies and gents ye have not lived until u have had naughtiness in the bunk of a truck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah ladies and gents ye have not lived until u have had naughtiness in the bunk of a truck lol"

Done that many a time aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alex u bold minx lol

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm sorry but car sex lol is crap in fact I'd rather go without lol

Absolutely.give me bed any day of week "

How does Thursday suit you?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here .

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By *rdinaryladMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here . "

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility

I climb on top and do the hard work lol "

. Hear hear!! My kinda fuck!! Lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here . "
ouch

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Hate car sex it's uncomfortable and very rushed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alex u bold minx lol "

There ain't nothing I wouldn't try Hun x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

car sex isnt the greatest but head while driving is unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here . "

Bahahahahaha

I'm a fatty and have had sex in a car! Shock horror!!!!

And the bed is most definitely not the only place to have sex!

Narrow mindedness at its best!

Rock on the fattys and of course everyone else having great sex not only in a bed..wooohooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here . ouch

"

thumb) ouch is not the word for a statment like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about back of van surely that would be just like a bed we'll have plenty of experience of that always have a mattress in back home comfort in the go

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands


"There's only one place for sex that's in a bed , unless u have a rather small lady who is skiny n can turn all around all over d place which I say rules out most of d ladies on here .

Bahahahahaha

I'm a fatty and have had sex in a car! Shock horror!!!!

And the bed is most definitely not the only place to have sex!

Narrow mindedness at its best!

Rock on the fattys and of course everyone else having great sex not only in a bed..wooohooooo "

OK we all love a bed and the comforts but some of the most intense fucks I had with an old fb were in the back seat of his car...he is 6ft and I ain't small...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alex u bold minx lol

There ain't nothing I wouldn't try Hun x lol"

oh don't i know lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alex u bold minx lol

There ain't nothing I wouldn't try Hun x lol oh don't i know lol x"

Crazy the images in my mind now after reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alex u bold minx lol

There ain't nothing I wouldn't try Hun x lol oh don't i know lol x"

Shut up bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alex u bold minx lol

There ain't nothing I wouldn't try Hun x lol oh don't i know lol x

Shut up bitch lol "

cum here n say that Bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My FB is quite small and petite and I have a big back seat so we can get up to all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like car sex but only as a spur of the moment thing. So much more can be explored on a bed

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By *otmyrealname!!Man
over a year ago

Kerry


"I like car sex but only as a spur of the moment thing. So much more can be explored on a bed "

There is a thrill in the possibility in getting caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like car sex but only as a spur of the moment thing. So much more can be explored on a bed

There is a thrill in the possibility in getting caught"

That goes without saying but if I am planning on meeting someone them I'd prefer a bed first time. Just what I'd prefer. I've had loads of sex in cars or even public places but noting quite beats a bed.

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By *LICK IF U DAREWoman
over a year ago

good girl gone bad!!!!!!


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like car sex but only as a spur of the moment thing. So much more can be explored on a bed

There is a thrill in the possibility in getting caught"

There is a thrill of getting caught in a bed also if someones been fibbing.From a guy who made a very quick exit once lol.

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By *r.dingalingMan
over a year ago

blanchardstown

If u end up on car bonnet your covered in shit cars aren't great not enough space van with a mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sex ????

Never heard of such a thing

????????????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct hard to move about in a car but a big van on the other hand is much better with a blacket and pillow ur A1 plenty a space to roll about??????x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love car sex, the thrill of it... The car I had in my younger lad days was destroyed with fake tan and glitter. Girls were just more sparkly back then.

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

Not sure about car sex but I've had many a woman in the back of my van..It's the thrill of being caught that makes it so much more exciting than say fucking in a hotel room..the condensation forming on the ceiling dripping down on top of you..the slap of an arse..the sounds of passing cars..everyone loves a bit of danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about car sex but I've had many a woman in the back of my van..It's the thrill of being caught that makes it so much more exciting than say fucking in a hotel room..the condensation forming on the ceiling dripping down on top of you..the slap of an arse..the sounds of passing cars..everyone loves a bit of danger "

Ooh! You had me at condensation...

Would my champagne glass fit in the cup holder?

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth


"Not sure about car sex but I've had many a woman in the back of my van..It's the thrill of being caught that makes it so much more exciting than say fucking in a hotel room..the condensation forming on the ceiling dripping down on top of you..the slap of an arse..the sounds of passing cars..everyone loves a bit of danger

Ooh! You had me at condensation...

Would my champagne glass fit in the cup holder?"

It's a bottle of lucozade you'd need

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"How do you have sex in front seats? I don't have that flexibility

I climb on top and do the hard work lol . Hear hear!! My kinda fuck!! Lol"

Haha, my kinda woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of car sex , outdoor sex now that's a different story

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By *earlaitCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it.

American cars are different DH, they're huge! But I know where you're coming from.

Where's the American car coming from? My guess is the op is most likely driving a Fiat Panda "

Maybe Panda lover too ---eats,shoots and leaves !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u end up on car bonnet your covered in shit cars aren't great not enough space van with a mattress "
ohh done the car bonnet many times just throw a blanket over it you also get the heat of the engine.. you can't say there's not plenty of room on there..lol.and done it also in a confessional box loved that too... ahh seems like so long ago ffs it was ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it. "

Thats mad you've never had car sex at some stage of your life. Its not all its cracked up to be but it's a good experience.. depending on where your parked.. one or two close calls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Jimmy Carr is right " get in the van " is an acceptable chat up line "

Works for me every time

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By *UCKY 69Man
over a year ago

norwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Jimmy Carr is right " get in the van " is an acceptable chat up line

Works for me every time"

I must get a van lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK for petting and foreplay, but need a lot more space then that for the development and culmination part of that kind of story

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"It is? yeah, it safes him the hotel costs

Ooh! He better have the heater on full blast. WITH the engine running.

That still wouldn't convince me to have car sex. Actually I'm a car sex virgin

I never had car sex, never will and I'm proud of it.

American cars are different DH, they're huge! But I know where you're coming from. "

Try the back of a Cadillac, you don't know what you are missing!!

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Please note that if you use the wrong lane on a roundabout or stay in the right lane on a motorway while having car sex you may annoy others according to another thread on here.

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By *shoreMan
over a year ago

cork

Just relised ive nothad car sex for years.......oooo i must be getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone see the couple on a car bonnet in an Asda car park during the day....

Car owner came back and complained about the cost of a car wash

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