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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok just thought I'd help clarify these two things as it's causing confusion .

1. The Venue - it's not the Wright Venue in swords

2. Vanilla - it's not the flavour ice cream

It's what's used to describe plain tastes in sex.

Thats all hope it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allways looking out for the newbies

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Ok just thought I'd help clarify these two things as it's causing confusion .

1. The Venue - it's not the Wright Venue in swords

2. Vanilla - it's not the flavour ice cream

It's what's used to describe plain tastes in sex.

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3. "Pegging on Fab" and "Tagging on Facebook" are a little different.

4. "Rimming" has nothing to do with keeping a clean toilet (although always nicer if someone else does it)

5. MMF and MFM can mean very different things especially if you're a giver and not a receiver

6. Watersports does not mean you like swimming in the 40 foot/Aquatic Centre

7. "420 friendly" does not mean only mathematicians need apply

8. "Dogging" can be done near the Shelbourne Race Track but nothing to do with dogs (maybe pussies though)

9. "Teabagging" does not need any beverages to be served.

10. Bukkake can be played at Christmas but don't go asking in Smyths for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok just thought I'd help clarify these two things as it's causing confusion .

1. The Venue - it's not the Wright Venue in swords

2. Vanilla - it's not the flavour ice cream

It's what's used to describe plain tastes in sex.

Thats all hope it helps "
Are you sure vanilla not ice cream .If its not I just seen a child order a plain sex in a shop.

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

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Thanks for the usefull info peeps im so much more knowledged ha ....... But ye some on here dont hav common sense ????????

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Unicorn is not a new flavour of icecream (although they usually do like being licked )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means.."

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

Google it "

Lol it turns out I did know what it means I just thought it had another (sexual) meaning

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means.."

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day"

Bet you're always getting asked to do pub quizzes 5 euro for the blonde busty brainiac

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

There you go, everyday's a sexy school day on FAB

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day

Bet you're always getting asked to do pub quizzes 5 euro for the blonde busty brainiac "

Because im blonde and have big boobs, am i meant to be stupid and dumb? i think intelligence is pretty sexy as a matter of fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day

Bet you're always getting asked to do pub quizzes 5 euro for the blonde busty brainiac

Because im blonde and have big boobs, am i meant to be stupid and dumb? i think intelligence is pretty sexy as a matter of fact! "

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By *nnisguyMan
over a year ago

Ennis/shannon/Limerick


"Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day

Bet you're always getting asked to do pub quizzes 5 euro for the blonde busty brainiac

Because im blonde and have big boobs, am i meant to be stupid and dumb? i think intelligence is pretty sexy as a matter of fact! "

Blonde, big boobs and smart

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Literally only heard about the mmf V mfm like two days ago also no idea what 420 means..

US terminology for ... time was 4.20 to light up and 420 means april 20th... day

Bet you're always getting asked to do pub quizzes 5 euro for the blonde busty brainiac

Because im blonde and have big boobs, am i meant to be stupid and dumb? i think intelligence is pretty sexy as a matter of fact!

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Easy there Tigress. Was just practicing my skills of alliteration with three b's is all. Agreed though that intelligence is sexy. Smart folk often make the best lovers too...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

No glove no love has feck all to do with a pair marigolds on while having sex

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By *heboss1977Man
over a year ago

West Cavan Leitrim Fermanagh

Always wondered what vanilla was code for. Pmsl didn't think it had much to do with hb

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

To b honest I did not think there was any difference between Mfm n mmf ?

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By *exmark12Man
over a year ago

Rathcoole/Roscommon/Mayo

Maybe Miss Carr deliver some classes next night in The Venue.

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex


"To b honest I did not think there was any difference between Mfm n mmf ?"

One is bi male/s other is not. Think of the positioning of the bodies in relation to the letters that should help. But yes a lot dont realise the difference. Same applies to ffm v fmf.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"To b honest I did not think there was any difference between Mfm n mmf ?

One is bi male/s other is not. Think of the positioning of the bodies in relation to the letters that should help. But yes a lot dont realise the difference. Same applies to ffm v fmf."

Yes, best to read all the print on someone's profile before sticking your jacket on and heading off to a meet that could be full of surprises +

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

To all the newbies before they sit their FAB ENTRANCE (Ha! Ha!) EXAM

11. Remember BDSM does not mean "Bible Discussion & Study Meeting"

12. "Bareback" has nothing to do with horse-riding without a saddle (although some fillies do seem to like )

13. "Edging" has nothing to do with someone helping you cut the grass

14. "Cuckold" doesn't mean an old fella is going to be making dinner for you. But if he's standing there, sure there's no harm in asking

15. "A Bull" does not involve taking her fella by the horn

And in the Fab Maths section, simply add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs ...but don't multiply

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Ha very good tim

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex


"To all the newbies before they sit their FAB ENTRANCE (Ha! Ha!) EXAM

11. Remember BDSM does not mean "Bible Discussion & Study Meeting"

12. "Bareback" has nothing to do with horse-riding without a saddle (although some fillies do seem to like )

13. "Edging" has nothing to do with someone helping you cut the grass

14. "Cuckold" doesn't mean an old fella is going to be making dinner for you. But if he's standing there, sure there's no harm in asking

15. "A Bull" does not involve taking her fella by the horn

And in the Fab Maths section, simply add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs ...but don't multiply "

May we add .....

16. Bi or bi cur does not mean its compulsory for the lady or gent to engage in bi play. Bisexuality is a lifestyle choice.

17. Gay means Gay!.... not a well known semi retired tv personality.

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