FabSwingers.com forum: Worst slang names heard for penis and vagina ?

By *ccommodating Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Outside

Worst for penis - mickey !

Worst for vagina - growler !

What's the worst names you've heard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny is the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy. It just sounds so childish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Root and twat

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

The nasty c word

Gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny is the worst!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micky and minny

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Beaver basher

Axe wound

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Micky and minny"

Lol....love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beaver basher

Axe wound

Ha ha axe wound Is definitely the harshest term for a Lady's bits

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Beaver basher

Axe wound

Ha ha axe wound Is definitely the harshest term for a Lady's bits "

Its the worse thing ever. My jaw was on the floor in horror when i heard it!

it was along the lines of " jayyysssusss ye wanna see the size of her axe wound!!!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows your gee?tends not to be recieved very well

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Beaver basher

Axe wound

Ha ha axe wound Is definitely the harshest term for a Lady's bits

Its the worse thing ever. My jaw was on the floor in horror when i heard it!

it was along the lines of " jayyysssusss ye wanna see the size of her axe wound!!!!".

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ohhhh jaysus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy is just hilarious!

A lot of vagina names are stupid, although axe wound is quite creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about fuck stick and fuck hole. Very primitive

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Willy is just hilarious!

A lot of vagina names are stupid, although axe wound is quite creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash

Slong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

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By *arfield 69Man
over a year ago

lurgan near Belfast

Anteater ... or polished bellend

Lol

New twist on the thread

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By *arfield 69Man
over a year ago

lurgan near Belfast

How's "honey pot "

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By *arfield 69Man
over a year ago

lurgan near Belfast

Mossy face ... for unkept pusdy5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a vagina called a furry burger yesterday. can't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny is the worst!"

My best friend growing up had a dog called Fanny never felt right calling her when down at the park

got some pretty awkward looks at times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains has to be the worst

Wizards sleeve I still find hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twiddle

Fou fou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloon Knot for the asshole is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver - pussy,... purple headed warrior - penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a vagina called a furry burger yesterday. can't stop laughing.

that's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword.

I seem to have a meat theme going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beaver basher

Axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always loved the Dylan Moran observation about sexy underwear for women making them look like a French fancy. Of course there's no alternative for men. It's very difficult to do anything with something that looks like it's hanging out the side of a sharks mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee. Gash. Growler. Bike rest. Axe wound. Snatch. Fur/BunBurger.

Meat puppet. Womb mallet. Cervix smasher. Love muscle. Baby arm

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Ham wallet

also the word fanny makes me want to vom!

Pork sword

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Surprised no one came out with the

Va-j-j.... or the verticle dangler

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By *lackKing25Man
over a year ago

Sea...

Vagina - Realms of pleasure

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By *lackKing25Man
over a year ago

Sea...

Oh...Penis - Big whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love "wizards sleeve"

And "clowns pocket"

Always make me laugh

not heard anything worthwhile about a dick other than a dick"!

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By *ccommodating Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Outside

"Clunge..."

You gotta love The Inbetweeners

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Vertical smile

Minge

Mutton spear

The fattening stick

Trouser snake

Jap eyed cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clunge...

You gotta love The Inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny and minge

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Has anyone mentioned the fur burger yet?

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I saw it up there some where

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Did anyone cum up with muff ?

Langer

Ding dong

Flute

Todger

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Piss flaps

Dong

Mutton dagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la for vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mumbler (the lips move but you don't know what it's saying)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hatchet wound or kitty

Little (whatever his name is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare

Was very young and very d*unk and tried complimenting a woman in a nightclub by telling her "id eat the hanging rasher off you " needless to say it was a snackbox for one i ended up with

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By *ccommodating Guy OP Man
over a year ago

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"Was very young and very d*unk and tried complimenting a woman in a nightclub by telling her "id eat the hanging rasher off you " needless to say it was a snackbox for one i ended up with"

Lol, the lethal combination of youth, alcohol, arrogance and inexperience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stench Trench

Bat Cave

Hairy Mary

Gowl

Twat

Lady Garden

Flower

Pink Taco

Foof

Camel Toe

Cum Dumpster

Handwarmer

Tampon Tunnell

Piss flaps

Beaver

Bald Eagle

Split

Muff

Front Bum

Vajayjay

Minge

Kebab

Snatch

Punani

Sideway smile

Cherry Pie

Annie

Kidney Scraper

John Thomas

Cocktapus

Winky

one-eyed snake

Pleasure Pump

Shaft

Love Stick

Knob

Meat Stick

Soldier

Beaver Basher

Python

Hose

Wibbler

Weener

Cervix Crusder

Flute

Fat Albert

Donkey Cong

Yogurt Gun

Japs Eye

Jackhammer

Slong

Rod

Trouser Snake

Sperminator

Sausage

Chopper

Cum Stick

Pussy Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch & Fireman

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By *ccommodating Guy OP Man
over a year ago

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A kebab !!!

Really, you've heard that ??? That's my mixed kebab with €2 extra chicken off the menu this weekend

Now that you say it I can see where you're coming from.. Don't think I'll ever look at a kebab the same again, at least not from the same angle !!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stench Trench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stench Trench

Bat Cave

Hairy Mary

Gowl

Twat

Lady Garden

Flower

Pink Taco

Foof

Camel Toe

Cum Dumpster

Handwarmer

Tampon Tunnell

Piss flaps

Beaver

Bald Eagle

Split

Muff

Front Bum

Vajayjay

Minge

Kebab

Snatch

Punani

Sideway smile

Cherry Pie

Annie

Kidney Scraper

John Thomas

Cocktapus

Winky

one-eyed snake

Pleasure Pump

Shaft

Love Stick

Knob

Meat Stick

Soldier

Beaver Basher

Python

Hose

Wibbler

Weener

Cervix Crusder

Flute

Fat Albert

Donkey Cong

Yogurt Gun

Japs Eye

Jackhammer

Slong

Rod

Trouser Snake

Sperminator

Sausage

Chopper

Cum Stick

Pussy Pump

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Percy

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Slosh bucket

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Isn't Yoni an apparently nice word to use? Think it's Tantric or Kama Sutra term.

Wizards Sleeve I don't get

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By *aredivilWoman
over a year ago

dubln

John Thomas

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Beetle bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine used to refer to his missus vagina as her wicker basket. And her asshole as the cadburys canal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't Yoni an apparently nice word to use? Think it's Tantric or Kama Sutra term.

Wizards Sleeve I don't get

Watch Harry Potter. They have Wizard sleeves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis - the fattening rod,

I heard that years ago and still think its so childish. It was funny at the time, but four kids later, I dont think its that funny anymore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who runs off to the toilet and she says...." I'm just gonna strain the cabbage"....cracks me up every time.....lol

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