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By *oupleuncut OP   Couple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

My mam made a face today when she saw Donald Trump on the telly so I asked her would she sleep with him for a million and she looked at me horrified and said 'your dad was the only man for me' even for a million? I asked her and she shook her head no and said 'why would you'? I'd bounce on him like a trampoline for a million. 'Oh my god, sacred heart of Jesus' she said blessing herself and laughing....so my question is for a million who (male and female) would do Trump????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this code for a hit because if it is I will do it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a queue of ex wives and various other ladies... for a magnum.... errr with a magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a million not a bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the joke. Guy walks up your a girl in a bar offers her a million dollars for sex. She looks puzzled then thinks about it and says OK.

Guy then asks her will she have sex with him for 100 dollars.

No way she says what do you think I am?

He replies "we know what you are now we are talking about the price "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely. With a tight, hot ass like mine he'd be finished in seconds so definitely worth taking the hit for the team then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most definitely. With a tight, hot ass like mine he'd be finished in seconds so definitely worth taking the hit for the team then. "

You take the hit, I will take the shot wiggle it, just a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most definitely. With a tight, hot ass like mine he'd be finished in seconds so definitely worth taking the hit for the team then.

You take the hit, I will take the shot wiggle it, just a little bit "

We'd make a good team.I'm sure it would be very enjoyable working under you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most definitely. With a tight, hot ass like mine he'd be finished in seconds so definitely worth taking the hit for the team then.

You take the hit, I will take the shot wiggle it, just a little bit

We'd make a good team.I'm sure it would be very enjoyable working under you. "

New meaning to a cum shot lol

Cue the mission impossible theme tune...dress in skin tight black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there certain criteria to be met?

Because I'd be more than happy to be labelled a useless shag if it meant a million in the bank

Plus the scandal would impeach him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id do a lot for a lot less than a million

... does that mean im cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id do a lot for a lot less than a million

... does that mean im cheap"

Slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id do a lot for a lot less than a million

... does that mean im cheap

Slut "

I was only shooting him for free in case anyone thinks I was doing the Trump bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black"

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs. "

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

"

I'll pack the victory cigars.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

I'll pack the victory cigars. "

There is a box of Cubans on the desk travel light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin... "

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm imagining my bank manager arriving with a can of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

I'll pack the victory cigars.

There is a box of Cubans on the desk travel light "

I'm sure the taste of victory will be delicious. I'll make sure to wear as little as possible to save on the load.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

I'll pack the victory cigars.

There is a box of Cubans on the desk travel light

I'm sure the taste of victory will be delicious. I'll make sure to wear as little as possible to save on the load. "

Good luck with getting through customs naked with hand cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a hope n hell.. More chance of doing his wife.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed"

Ahh Madame B, you just burst my bubble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dress in skin tight black

You or me?

We could become like a crime fighting duo, ridding the world of evil! I'll bring the handcuffs.

Both in black and all cuffs at the ready see you in the oval office under the desk

I'll pack the victory cigars.

There is a box of Cubans on the desk travel light

I'm sure the taste of victory will be delicious. I'll make sure to wear as little as possible to save on the load.

Good luck with getting through customs naked with hand cuffs"

I might have to smuggle the handcuffs in....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed

Ahh Madame B, you just burst my bubble.... "

Wear white and we can pretend u still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you sleep with me for a million pounds??

For a million pounds? Well I'd certainly consider it.

Would you sleep with me for ten shillings??

Heavens no, what do you take me for?

We've already established what you are, now we're just haggling over a price

George Bernard Shaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin... "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a hope n hell.. More chance of doing his wife. "

Yeah, she's hot! I wanna make her smile and bite her bottom lip

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed

Ahh Madame B, you just burst my bubble....

Wear white and we can pretend u still a virgin "

Hahaha do you want me to do the shy giggly bit too?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed

Ahh Madame B, you just burst my bubble....

Wear white and we can pretend u still a virgin

Hahaha do you want me to do the shy giggly bit too? "

But of course and the jaw dropping when I whip out the monster

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

This! "

Ahh I'm not the only virgin on here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"No way! I'd rather die as a virgin...

Sorry to break it to you DH but the V ship sailed

Ahh Madame B, you just burst my bubble....

Wear white and we can pretend u still a virgin

Hahaha do you want me to do the shy giggly bit too?

But of course and the jaw dropping when I whip out the monster "

The jaw dropping will happen one way or the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new twist on this in the indo today. Billionaire 93 year old Sumner Redstone paid $18 million dollars to a flight attendant on his private jet and later $6 million to her sister for sex according to his ex girlfriend.

Redstone is suing the ex for the return of $150 million he gave her. Her defence is that if paid 18 million for one off sex $150 million isn't much......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of the joke. Guy walks up your a girl in a bar offers her a million dollars for sex. She looks puzzled then thinks about it and says OK.

Guy then asks her will she have sex with him for 100 dollars.

No way she says what do you think I am?

He replies "we know what you are now we are talking about the price ""

That's not a joke, it's a Bernard Shaw quote

"We've already established what you are, I'm just haggling over a price"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I'd like to say I wouldn't but .......

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Is this code for a hit because if it is I will do it for free "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoot him for a free..... with a gun and a some lead!!!!!

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow


"Ha ha I'd like to say I wouldn't but ......."
So would I unfortunately - a million is a million haha

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