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Worst thing to hear during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honeyyyyyy I am Homeeeee!!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "

Noooooooooooooooo!!!! Please!! Noooooo!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Honeyyyyyy I am Homeeeee!!!!!"

Pmsi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad, what are you doing to mom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me, I left the cocktail sausages in the oven.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

We need milk when you're in Tesco next!??

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

"Wrong hole !! "

I didn't realise there was a wrong one ffs !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tjey so many i cant even count

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By *hristian GingerMan
over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

Nothing. The worst thing would be to literally. Hear. Nothing.

It means 1 of 2 things:

Either you aren't doing it for them. At all. Nada. Zilch

OR

They are dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing. The worst thing would be to literally. Hear. Nothing.

It means 1 of 2 things:

Either you aren't doing it for them. At all. Nada. Zilch

OR

Miss u horny fecker

They are dead "

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby


"Nothing. The worst thing would be to literally. Hear. Nothing.

It means 1 of 2 things:

Either you aren't doing it for them. At all. Nada. Zilch

OR

They are dead "

Ideally I'd like a heartbeat ... so to hear a heartbeat is a start lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The countdown theme tune .... it would be impossible not to join in and hum it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked a girl where do I get a bus round here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "

OMG noooooo do do wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you cum already. Is that it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next stop Christchurch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No coxy she was a bit worse for wear let's say and it was bordering necrophilla lol...vision but no sound. Exit stage left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha). "

FYI that would never happen I definitely wouldn't travel that far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nearly as good as my brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "

Had this happen in 69 position...she stopped and tensed up let out 3 short ones... no warning...Needless to say I stopped what I was doing...she said it was fanny darts. .. i continued...had to stop and turn around as evidence told me it wasn't a fanny far. I was gracious enough to not let on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on"

Had this happen in 69 position...she stopped and tensed up let out 3 short ones... no warning...Needless to say I stopped what I was doing...she said it was fanny darts. .. i continued...had to stop and turn around as evidence told me it wasn't a fanny far. I was gracious enough to not let on. "

farts*...damn the autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flatulence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha).

FYI that would never happen I definitely wouldn't travel that far lol"

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.

Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "

What kind of animal was that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mom does that better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who kept checking their phone. Pissed me right off. Worst meet ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i was sure i had a condom in my pocket

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

What's your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The condom broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hurry up! I take too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a man to say "Your Mum was a lot tighter" ,, For a Woman to say "Your Dad was way bigger"

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"Uhh ohh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god just finish urself off. Or calling her the wrong name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever been with a woman before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it or answering the phone??

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

well being told to finish myself off is one of the funniest things said to me and being called daddy was the weirdest

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

"That's it John, right there, right there, yes yes yes , john I'm cumming "!!!

Only thing is my name's Mike !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""That's it John, right there, right there, yes yes yes , john I'm cumming "!!!

Only thing is my name's Mike ! "
..pmsl ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I just shit the bed!!"

Pretty off putting I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As chubby brown once said. Sorry love didn't recognise you there with your legs shut.......

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico Gran Canaria

Can you feel it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your name "

I may have done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your blood or mine

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

For those getting more forgetful....

"Now, why did I come in here again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"No coxy she was a bit worse for wear let's say and it was bordering necrophilla lol...vision but no sound. Exit stage left "
bring on the munting

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Your sister is better

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