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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are you having yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hennessy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water

It's a school night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you having yourself "

Ill have another JD please,and as your buying make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain morgans with club orange please . Parched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a double vodka and redbull and a sambuca I'm feeling thirsty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain morgans with club orange please . Parched "
supersplit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havana Club Dark Rum

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

A very big fat glass of chilled charrdonay please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bud please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cúpan tae!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cúpan tae! "

Oh grma

Touch of honey in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cúpan tae!

Oh grma

Touch of honey in mine "

Something wrong with your own kettle?

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By *emplar726Man
over a year ago

South

Zachoney and

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Stick on a pint and a bag of tayto cheese and onion while ur at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G and T, ice, lemon oh and a bit of sunshine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 year old busmills, straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick on a pint and a bag of tayto cheese and onion while ur at it "

Jasus same faces different establishment

OP Rosie used to have finger food have ya aer a Sambo to go with a pint ?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A pint of pale ale

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the barman gone ffs?

Bring back Biggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cúpan tae!

Oh grma

Touch of honey in mine

Something wrong with your own kettle? "

Mines ... eh ... broken

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By *oseph soapMan
over a year ago

Slane

Jim Beam with ice. The spare ice has other uses.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Stick on a pint and a bag of tayto cheese and onion while ur at it

Jasus same faces different establishment

OP Rosie used to have finger food have ya aer a Sambo to go with a pint ? "

I don't see any stripper pole here either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cúpan tae!

Oh grma

Touch of honey in mine

Something wrong with your own kettle?

Mines ... eh ... broken "

You're making it, then.

Strong, dribble of milk and no sugar. Thanks!

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By *ickerman30Man
over a year ago

here and there

Drinking bottles of hobgoblin ale now.going down a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of pale ale "
fond of the hops myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick on a pint and a bag of tayto cheese and onion while ur at it

Jasus same faces different establishment

OP Rosie used to have finger food have ya aer a Sambo to go with a pint ?

I don't see any stripper pole here either "

Yea I'm not sure about this place...

OP is gna have to up his game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of pale ale fond of the hops myself "

There ya are

You can't just attend to the wimmin ye know ..I'm gasping here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A pint of pale ale fond of the hops myself

There ya are

You can't just attend to the wimmin ye know ..I'm gasping here "

Hold your breath Yossy, I'll serve ye...what would you like and I'm sorry for staring at your crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of pale ale fond of the hops myself

There ya are

You can't just attend to the wimmin ye know ..I'm gasping here

Hold your breath Yossy, I'll serve ye...what would you like and I'm sorry for staring at your crotch "

Anything out of a wet glass DH if you would be so kind

And by all means feel free to stare

By the way I haven't seen the whites lately, are they in the wash?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A pint of pale ale fond of the hops myself

There ya are

You can't just attend to the wimmin ye know ..I'm gasping here

Hold your breath Yossy, I'll serve ye...what would you like and I'm sorry for staring at your crotch

Anything out of a wet glass DH if you would be so kind

And by all means feel free to stare

By the way I haven't seen the whites lately, are they in the wash? "

I'm pushing my naughty side at the moment I've been innocent long enough recently

You're pic is just really intriguing me tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick on a pint and a bag of tayto cheese and onion while ur at it

Jasus same faces different establishment

OP Rosie used to have finger food have ya aer a Sambo to go with a pint ? "

Biggs was good with cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large vodka, encased by a bottle esp if Trump wins gulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet martini on the rocks with a dash of charisma xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet martini on the rocks with a dash of charisma xx"

Sweet martini! Thought I was the only one that ever drank that! - have mine with lemonade tho, its like fizzy fruit juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jameson with diet 7 up.

After two of them it's 2 Jameson and a diet 7 up in a pint glass. After two of them it's 3 Jameson in a pint glass and a diet 7 up.

After two of them it's just Jameson

At that point last week I started flipping members of the football team upside down and banging their arses like bongos.

It was a good idea at the time

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By *r Connie LingusMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Drink feck arse girls

Those drinks preferably either jack and cold or the good captain and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double vodka n red bull on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys irish creme

Pleazzze!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on my tea.

The service is shit here. Bring back Rosie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on my tea.

The service is shit here. Bring back Rosie!!!! "

Or Biggs

Would you be willing to fill in Boldy? Few days a week?

Fook all pay but there are other rewards

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Here's your tea. a little plate of toast on the side too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any beer going... could do with a pint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another baileys with ice this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another baileys with ice this time "

Mind if I join you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on my tea.

The service is shit here. Bring back Rosie!!!!

Or Biggs

Would you be willing to fill in Boldy? Few days a week?

Fook all pay but there are other rewards "

I'll only accept cash rewards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another baileys with ice this time

Mind if I join you!!"

But of course

Sit rite down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jameson with diet 7 up.

After two of them it's 2 Jameson and a diet 7 up in a pint glass. After two of them it's 3 Jameson in a pint glass and a diet 7 up.

After two of them it's just Jameson

At that point last week I started flipping members of the football team upside down and banging their arses like bongos.

It was a good idea at the time

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Mrs Arrow, you bold thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet martini on the rocks with a dash of charisma xx

Sweet martini! Thought I was the only one that ever drank that! - have mine with lemonade tho, its like fizzy fruit juice"

It's amazing. I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up a whiskey there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set up a whiskey there "

Make that 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another baileys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry lads had to change a barrel the tea has gone cold I am afraid just changed the jameson in the optics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry lads had to change a barrel the tea has gone cold I am afraid just changed the jameson in the optics "

If you fancy your chances as fab barman you're gna have to up your game... place was a disaster zone last night

Search for previous bar threads as a form of apprenticeship

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went down to the cellar to change a barrel one of you misfits locked me in when I came back the bar was dry grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went down to the cellar to change a barrel one of you misfits locked me in when I came back the bar was dry grrrrr"

Say it ain't so Barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also on another note it's time to talk about the lost and found you can contact me privately to retrieve your lost items all enquiries will be dealt with strictest confidence also there is a large black cross in the cellar can the owner collect please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also on another note it's time to talk about the lost and found you can contact me privately to retrieve your lost items all enquiries will be dealt with strictest confidence also there is a large black cross in the cellar can the owner collect please "

I've lost me marbles - any sign?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having a rummage some one left some beads but no marbles, I just need to wash my hands now

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12


"Captain morgans with club orange please . Parched "

My Favourite

Cheers

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