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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boredom. ....not inspired by anyone I assure you...I am my own muse!

"There once was a gal from fab swinger,

Whom everyone thought was a minger.

I had to protest,

For she has a great chest,

And now I reckon I'm on to a winner"

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Don't open this can of worms.

I'm the rain man of limericks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As long as you don't miss "judge wapner"....couldn't stand a tantrum!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

This young fella called corkscrew30

Tried to make his limericks quite dirty

He might have failed at the task

Was it too big of an ask?

He should have been making them flirty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is rainmanesque certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them coming Mr Mingo..... I need a laugh

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

An elegant lady called moca

Who chooses her meets over cocoa

If she likes you you'll know it

She'll definitely show it

By putting her hand in your poca!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boredom. ....not inspired by anyone I assure you...I am my own muse!

"There once was a gal from fab swinger,

Whom everyone thought was a minger.

I had to protest,

For she has a great chest,

And now I reckon I'm on to a winner""

I wouldn't say all but maybe a few

Thanks for the help, you must be new.

My name is Candy & that is my rack

It mightn't come first

But you'll want to come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An elegant lady called moca

Who chooses her meets over cocoa

If she likes you you'll know it

She'll definitely show it

By putting her hand in your poca!"

I am tickled pink and delighted..... Thank you Mr Mingo xx

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

ooooh hello there Ms Candy Store

I've met you but still I want more

while your humour is witty

it dont compare to your titties

yours sincerely, your willing manwhore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooh hello there Ms Candy Store

I've met you but still I want more

while your humour is witty

it dont compare to your titties

yours sincerely, your willing manwhore. "

Haha! Thanks. I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooh hello there Ms Candy Store

I've met you but still I want more

while your humour is witty

it dont compare to your titties

yours sincerely, your willing manwhore. "
haha. Brilliant John. One for us please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr. Mingo to me & Teutonically trained

In Bratwurst control & making it rain...

Now back in da hood

He's staying for good

And Germany will never be the same.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

She's a stunner, hotter than the sun

he's a gent, always with a loaded "gun"

together they're dynamite

but jesus, try as i might

I can't meet weareateamforfun.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Mr. Mingo to me & Teutonically trained

In Bratwurst control & making it rain...

Now back in da hood

He's staying for good

And Germany will never be the same."

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a stunner, hotter than the sun

he's a gent, always with a loaded "gun"

together they're dynamite

but jesus, try as i might

I can't meet weareateamforfun. "
haha. Will print that out frame it.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"She's a stunner, hotter than the sun

he's a gent, always with a loaded "gun"

together they're dynamite

but jesus, try as i might

I can't meet weareateamforfun. haha. Will print that out frame it. "

for a second i was thinking "shit how will i fit the username into it?"

for a second.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boredom. ....not inspired by anyone I assure you...I am my own muse!

"There once was a gal from fab swinger,

Whom everyone thought was a minger.

I had to protest,

For she has a great chest,

And now I reckon I'm on to a winner"

I wouldn't say all but maybe a few

Thanks for the help, you must be new.

My name is Candy & that is my rack

It mightn't come first

But you'll want to come back.

"

It has a certain hard to define quality. ....

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