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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I remember when I was in my first year in college back in the day, after getting caught for doing something, I was brought to the headmaster's office for my punishment. After getting four of the best, two on each hand of the old famous leather strap, I was then told I had to write a five page essay on the sex life of a ping pong ball, a few days later I presented my essay to the headmaster. I thought that was the end of it.then a few days later I had to take the stage in the school hall and read it out to a hall full of pupils.so what was the strangest punishment you got in school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly got expelled for breaking a toilet in college during a d*unken prank..had to concoct a story to get away with it..told principal I slipped on a wet floor and as i fell back my elbow caught the cistern ripping it to the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer was once suspended for telling a female teacher she was a very beautiful lady

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to leave the premises in 4th year after I referred to the science teacher as a bitch. She was. And was worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kaizer was once suspended for telling a female teacher she was a very beautiful lady

True story "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer was once suspended for telling a female teacher she was a very beautiful lady

True story "

You shouldn't be hitting on the nuns Kaiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my back to the teacher as i was talking to my friend and she roared at me to turn around so i did a full 360° and sat with my back to her again lol

After fighting my case of doing wat i was told to do i got a 2 day suspension

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By *oxer22Man
over a year ago

limerick

let a stink bomb off,,,the punishment was sitting there till the whiff lifted,,, jes twas woeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between us we had quite the poor disciplinary record...

One expulsion, 3 spells in a "special unit", innumerable detentions, police being called to school, left school in an ambulance once, etcetera.

While the other was a prefect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw a lit box of large matches at the science teacher. It landed square on his head and set it on fire.....got a long suspension for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got suspended from primary school for 2 weeks because I told the teacher I was a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a way to start your career as an SNA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer was once suspended for telling a female teacher she was a very beautiful lady

True story

You shouldn't be hitting on the nuns Kaiser "

Sorry it's a bad habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got suspended from primary school for 2 weeks because I told the teacher I was a swinger."

You started young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer was once suspended for telling a female teacher she was a very beautiful lady

True story

You shouldn't be hitting on the nuns Kaiser

Sorry it's a bad habit "

Ouch that pun hurt me

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By *rdinaryladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I didn't really get punished for it, but I was sent to the principal's office for it.

I was asked to read out a couple of paragraphs from our science book. I chose to substitute the phrase micro organisms for micro orgasms and play dumb when the class laughed away. Needless to say the very attractive science teacher didn't know what to say or do, she looked quite flustered and sent me to the principal's office.

He did nothing but laugh at me and kick me out. He was also the football coach Old boys club mentally back then I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking real school punishment or roleplay.

Just, I was a good girl at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good caning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God sooo many detentions for being a prankster ...

Anything from superglue in teachers car doors to the entire class swapping clothing and cross dressing in RE.

Or trying to overturn the double-decker school bus anytime it took a 90° turn by having everyone upstairs run from side to side..

I was a nightmare cause I was so bored.... everything was just toooo slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God sooo many detentions for being a prankster ...

Anything from superglue in teachers car doors to the entire class swapping clothing and cross dressing in RE.

Or trying to overturn the double-decker school bus anytime it took a 90° turn by having everyone upstairs run from side to side..

I was a nightmare cause I was so bored.... everything was just toooo slow.

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I would have had you down as the teachers pet the kind of person that would suck up to to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convent gal here and I gave the nun's a good run for their money

Was expelled the week of my mocks lol the good ole day's... I am a good girl now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Convent gal here and I gave the nun's a good run for their money

Was expelled the week of my mocks lol the good ole day's... I am a good girl now"

if you're good now I wouldn't like to have seen the younger you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Convent gal here and I gave the nun's a good run for their money

Was expelled the week of my mocks lol the good ole day's... I am a good girl now

if you're good now I wouldn't like to have seen the younger you "

Awww I am good now....at being even bolder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never got in trouble was such a gud child I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never got in trouble was such a gud child I was "

But a rebel now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that's me lol

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Never got in trouble

Well except once.

End result was a bully of a teacher decked out on the floor (by a 10 year old) and a move to a new school.

Oooooh so worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a 1 day suspension because I wore white socks instead of wine ones...

So fckn stupid when I think of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a 1 day suspension because I wore white socks instead of wine ones...

So fckn stupid when I think of it...

"

Rebel

I got suspended for shaving the side of my head and dying the rest of my hair pink

Was all the rage at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust u to that geordie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a 1 day suspension because I wore white socks instead of wine ones...

So fckn stupid when I think of it...

Rebel

I got suspended for shaving the side of my head and dying the rest of my hair pink

Was all the rage at the time "

Punk. Used to get dragged over to 1st years and they were told this is what happens when you don't pay attention.....10 years later had a 1.1 degree and a masters lol

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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Feck when i look back i was such a rascal & some would say still am .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a 1 day suspension because I wore white socks instead of wine ones...

So fckn stupid when I think of it...

Rebel

I got suspended for shaving the side of my head and dying the rest of my hair pink

Was all the rage at the time "

My Fckn point exactly!!!!

I wouldn't mind if I got suspended for something cool but the wrong colour socks come on!!!!

Although....

I think of all the things I done and never got caught doing them I was a serious pro at getting away with shit

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

Me and a mate nearly got expelled from university. Tied a very semi famous male to a chair, well when I say tied more like duct taped him naked to it, he thinking he was in for a 3sum treat. We thought we'd leave him there in lecture room over night for someone to free him next morning, what we didn't know was that the dept was shut for three days for essential maintenance. Pitiful site when they found him by all accounts. Oops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent an hour one morning with the headmistress trying to get nail varnish off with white spirits . Used to get clatters going into the rosary late too.... brilliant school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this place you call school.

The school I went to had the letters gbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucken scumbag master page used to clatter and kick me if I ever meet him sa la v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started secenderry school in 2001 and in my first year I was kicked out for 2 weeks for takeing a picture of my hot teachers big booty to a school that had nuns as I was always in trouble sorry maaaaa

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