FabSwingers.com forum: what women want

By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

One for the ladies, what gets your attention in a first message? I know you don't like the "hi how are you" mail so what would be your ideal first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam donuts or custard slices

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Jam donuts or custard slices "
if I could mail them to you misscar I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour always gets a response from me but having said that I have got messages that weren't funny that ended in lol! What's that about?

I don't get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey im a big admirer of your pics

Would like too get too know you more,

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Hey im a big admirer of your pics

Would like too get too know you more,

"
the flattery approach

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I know where you live"

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Jeez woody good luck with getting them secrets lol . Im not the best at mailing ladies but im always respectful and that goes along way and i enjoy the social side its not always about another knotch on the bedpost now no hate mail please and thanks

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

""I know where you live"

I'm trying to get lucky not get arrested!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message that stands out, too the point, humerous but romantic way also

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Humour always gets a response from me but having said that I have got messages that weren't funny that ended in lol! What's that about?

I don't get it lol"
well there are some strange people on here lol

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Thats for sure woody lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always go with the hi how are you/ye.. how is fab going for ye.. are ye enjoying it and the respose nearly always is............

Nothin not even a thank u..

mannerless fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for someone who's written an original message (not copy and pasted over and over). Definitely picking out something from my profile to talk about (but not just focussing on my love of giving oral). Then being able to show your personality a bit.

Now I know that's a lot to ask but I'm a fussy wagon. Sorry! (Not sorry )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I often get is...

Oh I like your profile great picture and very interesting please look at mine and if it interests you mail me and we can chat...

Looks at profile...

1...no picks

2...profile text is "fill in later"

3...no reply

Then you get the your so stuck up message for not replying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like my kind of girl, I like them ones because it's usually someone with the same interests as me and you can have a craic with

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"I look for someone who's written an original message (not copy and pasted over and over). Definitely picking out something from my profile to talk about (but not just focussing on my love of giving oral). Then being able to show your personality a bit.

Now I know that's a lot to ask but I'm a fussy wagon. Sorry! (Not sorry )

"
ah that's not being fussy, you just know what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always go with the hi how are you/ye.. how is fab going for ye.. are ye enjoying it and the respose nearly always is............

Nothin not even a thank u..

mannerless fucks

We get like 1,000 of these boring messages!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Now I know that's a lot to ask but I'm a fussy wagon. Sorry! (Not sorry )

Welcome back sarky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got this message ....y'all ready to be blown away?????

Subject; Hi

Body of message: I'm horny in clondalkin

My response: wow. Congrats. I'm really happy for you.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Just got this message ....y'all ready to be blown away?????

Subject; Hi

Body of message: I'm horny in clondalkin

My response: wow. Congrats. I'm really happy for you.

You should have replied with

"I'm uninterested in south side"

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Ok and where" does be my first message

It's in reply to the "fuck now?" Msg I'm assuming she sent to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have replied with

"I'm uninterested in south side""

He sent a follow up as he probably didn't pick up on the sarky response. Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Ok and where" does be my first message

It's in reply to the "fuck now?" Msg I'm assuming she sent to me"

I've sent you my address. Please arrive promptly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics and a one liner

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

You should have replied with

"I'm uninterested in south side"

He sent a follow up as he probably didn't pick up on the sarky response. Oh well. "
some people just don't get your witty personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not.....

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not....."
you only want mail from site supporters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not..... you only want mail from site supporters"

Oooohh that. Didn't realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not..... you only want mail from site supporters"

I have to support myself and my other bills furst before i support fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya how's you I'm hardy and I love shopping lol works every time for me

shit did I say that out loud

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Fuck you fat bitch

Works every time for me... I want to drop my knickers straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something witty and sarcastic will grab my attention. A gorgeous face photo attached will get a reply, most likely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when do we want it?"

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Something witty and sarcastic will grab my attention. A gorgeous face photo attached will get a reply, most likely! "
such a shame I'm outside your age range

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Fuck you fat bitch

Works every time for me... I want to drop my knickers straight away "
do people really send you such cruel comments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you fat bitch

Works every time for me... I want to drop my knickers straight away "

LOL....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something witty and sarcastic will grab my attention. A gorgeous face photo attached will get a reply, most likely! "

Ezypizy

Witty and sarcastic I can do....

Now to find someone gorgeous to take a pic of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

You have mail

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not.....

Thnxs for message

That put a smile on my face;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you open the curtains a bit I can't get a good look

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"I like something funny/witty/different.

Hope that helps

It helped till i tried messaging you and im blocked

No you're not.....

Thnxs for message

That put a smile on my face;-) "

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Hiya how's you I'm hardy and I love shopping lol works every time for me

shit did I say that out loud "

That's not what you sent me lmao

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

It's nice when Mr gets a bit of attention....or at least an acknowledgement, my poor pet rarely gets a mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya how's you I'm hardy and I love shopping lol works every time for me

shit did I say that out loud

That's not what you sent me lmao

"
shhhhh you lol the northerners are a whole different ball game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood! Someone mailed me a while ago "what are you into" so I replied "killing pigeons naked in the dark and drawing on myself with their blood" - he thought I was serious

so if they can't have a laugh then forget it

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over a year ago

"Depends on my mood! Someone mailed me a while ago "what are you into" so I replied "killing pigeons naked in the dark and drawing on myself with their blood" - he thought I was serious

so if they can't have a laugh then forget it "

Are the pigeons naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood! Someone mailed me a while ago "what are you into" so I replied "killing pigeons naked in the dark and drawing on myself with their blood" - he thought I was serious

so if they can't have a laugh then forget it

Are the pigeons naked?"

I defeather them in a ritual before killing them

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over a year ago

"Depends on my mood! Someone mailed me a while ago "what are you into" so I replied "killing pigeons naked in the dark and drawing on myself with their blood" - he thought I was serious

so if they can't have a laugh then forget it

Are the pigeons naked?

I defeather them in a ritual before killing them"

I would have accepted a simple yes but thanks for detail

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Depends on my mood! Someone mailed me a while ago "what are you into" so I replied "killing pigeons naked in the dark and drawing on myself with their blood" - he thought I was serious

so if they can't have a laugh then forget it

Are the pigeons naked?

I defeather them in a ritual before killing them"
sounds like a fun filled night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple........ voila.......

Ill get me coat!

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

Some good ones up above lol i usualy send a mail with something out of there profile maby a few compliments n a few short questions . Its hard to stand out in a message cause women get so many or so iv been told and get bored reading that some just bulk delete ..

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