FabSwingers.com forum: It's Christmas!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas!

Time to write the Santy letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's feckin not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bommie night first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyyyyy it's the most wonderful time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love christmas ..im putting my Tree up this day 4 weeks wohoooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only 53 days to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my first mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear santa

I have been a good girl this year ..and would really like the dildo i saw on love honey for xmas please .... now if you cant get that ..i would really like a doxy ..heard they are very good ..you can try it out yourself ...see what you think

Ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas!

Time to write the Santy letters

Feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had my first mince pie

You're slacking! Asda had iced ones on the shelf in September. Very good they were too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok here's the final draft

Dear Santy,

Thank you for the gifts you brought last year. This year Kaizer has mostly been good apart from that one incident outside the niteclub!!

Please can you bring FIFA '17 a bottle of Jack Daniels and Gal Gadot in her full WW rig-out.

Milk and mince pies will be waiting and some carrots for the reindeer.

Merry Christmas

Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas!

Time to write the Santy letters

Feck off

Scroooooooge hinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting Kaiser the same as last year but I might wrap it this time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting Kaiser the same as last year but I might wrap it this time..."

Eh what was that

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok here's the final draft

Dear Santy,

Thank you for the gifts you brought last year. This year Kaizer has mostly been good apart from that one incident outside the niteclub!!

Please can you bring FIFA '17 a bottle of Jack Daniels and Gal Gadot in her full WW rig-out.

Milk and mince pies will be waiting and some carrots for the reindeer.

Merry Christmas

Kaizer

I'd be asking for a threesome with her and her co star isla fisher.

Have you seen the trailer for their new movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sandy,

You lying, cheating bastard!

I was not only good but I made sure you did cum... as for the state you left my Stocking's in!!!! Next time you call me ho ho ho, you can be guaranteed your sleigh ride will be the only thing you will be getting.

As for the promise of going south on your north pole...the elves have been talking about why Rudolf glows in the dark and I ain't touching that. I have consulted with Sydney university on their findings of your methods of entry and habit of emptying your sack with stranger's under false promises of gifts in return... totally unacceptable behavior and this year I have pimped my ride so don't bother trying to squeeze in unexpectedly as I will have a large carrot at the ready for you and will happily shove it in your sack!

Yours sincerely

Madame B

P.s. Mrs. Clause says O O O god yes Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa even

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Sandy,

You lying, cheating bastard!

Yours sincerely

Madame B

P.s. Mrs. Clause says O O O god yes Madame B "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we start listening to Christmas tunes now?

Maybe even a Fab Christmas Choir?

Merry Christmas to all!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about swinging around the Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love kissmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love kissmas

Wearing a halo of mistletoe is cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love kissmas

Wearing a halo of mistletoe is cheating

Like we need mistletoe!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Dear Santa

( )Ive been good this year.

( ) ok most of the time.

( ) once in a while.

(X) nevermind, ill buy my own presents.

Sincerely...

Me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here's the final draft

Dear Santy,

Thank you for the gifts you brought last year. This year Kaizer has mostly been good apart from that one incident outside the niteclub!!

Please can you bring FIFA '17 a bottle of Jack Daniels and Gal Gadot in her full WW rig-out.

Milk and mince pies will be waiting and some carrots for the reindeer.

Merry Christmas

Kaizer

I'd be asking for a threesome with her and her co star isla fisher.

Have you seen the trailer for their new movie?"

where can this be seen?

WW 2017

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting Kaiser the same as last year but I might wrap it this time...

Eh what was that

Nowt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting Kaiser the same as last year but I might wrap it this time...

Eh what was that

Nowt!"

Keep it and save the wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting Kaiser the same as last year but I might wrap it this time...

Eh what was that

Nowt!

Keep it and save the wrapping paper

Too late. But I can regift no probs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we all pull together we can have a white Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas yup yup loads wet pussys under the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

Can I join the ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

Can I join the ride?

Oh of course you sexy Vixen mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

Can I join the ride?

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good man Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

Can I join the ride?

good man Santa

You better be very bold boy when we cum to ride your sleigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Santa I've been really good all year and would really love a big round arse'd woman this year and some ky jelly thanks Santa

Im here early..wi bring my own slide and ride lol

Can I join the ride?

good man Santa

You better be very bold boy when we cum to ride your sleigh

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bring it on girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it too early for Christmas songs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm so excited! And I've been very nice so will get loads of pressies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stats show Aug person has sex 89times a year!!!

Guess I'm in for a wild December.....

Please Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love christmas ..im putting my Tree up this day 4 weeks wohoooo

SNAP!! Me too. 1st December.

can't wait my favourite time of the year!!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Only 53 days to go

52 days of torture

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

You're all mad !!! There I said it !

I enjoy Christmas as much as the next person , but over the last number of years the hype and run up starts earlier and earlier , by the time Christmas comes around I'm already fucked up hearing about it

Am I the only one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoooosh will ya

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"Shoooosh will ya"

I'm telling Santa on you !!

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"Dear Sandy,

You lying, cheating bastard!

Yours sincerely

Madame B

P.s. Mrs. Clause says O O O god yes Madame B "

Super lol

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"Only 53 days to go

52 days of torture"

Didn't take you for a spoilsport

bahh humbug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

52 shopping days left peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all mad !!! There I said it !

Am I the only one ?

No you're not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all mad !!! There I said it !

Am I the only one ?

No you're not!

I'll be digging my bah humbug hat out shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be digging my bah humbug hat out shortly

Ah now Geordie, you've already got the Elf socks on, where's dat widdle wide-eyed Christmas girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all mad !!! There I said it !

Am I the only one ?

No you're not!

I'll be digging my bah humbug hat out shortly

Didn't think Geordies wore hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all mad !!! There I said it !

Am I the only one ?

No you're not!

I'll be digging my bah humbug hat out shortly

Didn't think Geordies wore hats

Just black & white ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be digging my bah humbug hat out shortly

Ah now Geordie, you've already got the Elf socks on, where's dat widdle wide-eyed Christmas girl?

I must change my fecking socks

I hates christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had my first mince pie

You're slacking! Asda had iced ones on the shelf in September. Very good they were too."

Lol lol... got them in Asda Strabane in September... I should have said.. "I just had my 1st legal mince pie"

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