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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being a lazy mare, I hadn't completely unpacked my little suitcase from last weeks Waterford social.

The usual stuff in it. Condoms, lube, handcuffs, a toy. An everyday overnight bag.

But its mine and no-one ever uses it. Til yesterday.

I happened to wander upstairs as my 29 yr old son came wandering out of my bedroom with it. 'This counts as hand luggage Mum doesn't it?'. (He was off to the Palace/ Pool match).

Panic. Wrestling match. Heart going nuts.

I won. My dignity was saved.

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By *eisejayMan
over a year ago

waterford

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By *eisejayMan
over a year ago

waterford

Get a little combination padlock for the suitcase...problem solved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a lazy mare, I hadn't completely unpacked my little suitcase from last weeks Waterford social.

The usual stuff in it. Condoms, lube, handcuffs, a toy. An everyday overnight bag.

But its mine and no-one ever uses it. Til yesterday.

I happened to wander upstairs as my 29 yr old son came wandering out of my bedroom with it. 'This counts as hand luggage Mum doesn't it?'. (He was off to the Palace/ Pool match).

Panic. Wrestling match. Heart going nuts.

I won. My dignity was saved."

Oh well done hun...great save.

I am in constant alert mode since I joined fab lol

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By *ocbrownMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford


"Being a lazy mare, I hadn't completely unpacked my little suitcase from last weeks Waterford social.

The usual stuff in it. Condoms, lube, handcuffs, a toy. An everyday overnight bag.

But its mine and no-one ever uses it. Til yesterday.

I happened to wander upstairs as my 29 yr old son came wandering out of my bedroom with it. 'This counts as hand luggage Mum doesn't it?'. (He was off to the Palace/ Pool match).

Panic. Wrestling match. Heart going nuts.

I won. My dignity was saved."

Oh so no naughty overnight bag for you this weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happened me i had took dirty pics on. My mate lifted it to look though never moved so quick in my life! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That happened me i had took dirty pics on. My mate lifted it to look though never moved so quick in my life! X"

Its surprising what you can do when you have to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a lazy mare, I hadn't completely unpacked my little suitcase from last weeks Waterford social.

The usual stuff in it. Condoms, lube, handcuffs, a toy. An everyday overnight bag.

But its mine and no-one ever uses it. Til yesterday.

I happened to wander upstairs as my 29 yr old son came wandering out of my bedroom with it. 'This counts as hand luggage Mum doesn't it?'. (He was off to the Palace/ Pool match).

Panic. Wrestling match. Heart going nuts.

I won. My dignity was saved.

Oh so no naughty overnight bag for you this weekend lol "

I've borrowed a case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One evening my daughter was looking for the hair straightener it was my bag told her it's upstairs by my bed completely forgetting that I had my strapon and all my naughty gear in it also...

Ran upstairs...

Was too late she's holding my vibrator looking at me saying I don't think this will straighten much...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a little combination padlock for the suitcase...problem solved lol"

I never even thought of one! I never had to.

It's on my 'to get' list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cupboard with toys in ...have had to put a lock on it ..due to nosey kids ...

Although have had a clear out of toys inside a carrier bag and into.a black bin bag ...."whats that mum" ooooo just rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a cupboard with toys in ...have had to put a lock on it ..due to nosey kids ...

Although have had a clear out of toys inside a carrier bag and into.a black bin bag ...."whats that mum" ooooo just rubbish "

Mums have to be quick thinkers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day my 8 yr daughter came down the stairs holding an 8 inch dildo. She asked me if I could put the leg back on her doll. She just needed to figure out which doll it had fallen off... I whipped it off her and shoved a chocolate bar in her hand as quick as I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One day my 8 yr daughter came down the stairs holding an 8 inch dildo. She asked me if I could put the leg back on her doll. She just needed to figure out which doll it had fallen off... I whipped it off her and shoved a chocolate bar in her hand as quick as I could

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and she's still looking for the doll lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA"

I don't know if the panic came across in my voice - he's a bit of an airhead so he mighten have noticed lol

A good result for him - not so much for my other son who is a die hard Palace fan. But he's in Aus. And watched the match at 1.30 am. The midweek 8pm ones are worse for him tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA"
YNWPL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL"

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan "
Never said you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan "

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993."
Another Liverpool fan I take it.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I live alone, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993."

Bang away but he's useless as a troll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan Never said you were."

I know you never. I was asking what YNWPL meant. I thought it would be known to Liverpool fans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993."

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live alone, problem solved "

I'm trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993.

Bang away but he's useless as a troll."
Bangbang Rosie or should that be bangbang candy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993. Another Liverpool fan I take it."

League of Ireland fan actually but can spot football arseholes a mile away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have to change the tone of your demand? Lol!

Good result for him so in a way, he won too. #YNWA YNWPL

YNWPL? I'm not a Pool fan

You'll never win the premier league. Written by football fans who think it was invented in 1993. Another Liverpool fan I take it.

League of Ireland fan actually but can spot football arseholes a mile away "
Oh you are a naughty boy looking at there arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and she's still looking for the doll lol"

Lol no. But she keeps looking for the leg.

She ruined my rope collection too.i came home finding her and her friends using them using them as skipping rope.

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

Oh this post is great made me laugh out loud he he I know exactly how you feel always hiding stuff and telling them lies to get out I'm sure they are detectives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and she's still looking for the doll lol

Lol no. But she keeps looking for the leg.

She ruined my rope collection too.i came home finding her and her friends using them using them as skipping rope.

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Hahaha. Thats funny. I wonder if in your dotage you'll be tempted to tell her what she done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and she's still looking for the doll lol

Lol no. But she keeps looking for the leg.

She ruined my rope collection too.i came home finding her and her friends using them using them as skipping rope.

Hahaha. Thats funny. I wonder if in your dotage you'll be tempted to tell her what she done"

as soon as shes got kids im letting it all out. I'm making her pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and she's still looking for the doll lol

Lol no. But she keeps looking for the leg.

She ruined my rope collection too.i came home finding her and her friends using them using them as skipping rope.

Hahaha. Thats funny. I wonder if in your dotage you'll be tempted to tell her what she done

as soon as shes got kids im letting it all out. I'm making her pay "

I'd like to be there to see the look on her face !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and she's still looking for the doll lol

Lol no. But she keeps looking for the leg.

She ruined my rope collection too.i came home finding her and her friends using them using them as skipping rope.

Hahaha. Thats funny. I wonder if in your dotage you'll be tempted to tell her what she done

as soon as shes got kids im letting it all out. I'm making her pay

I'd like to be there to see the look on her face !"
I will get a photo of it. It will be priceless. I hope she pukes. I realise that this makes me a bad parent but fuck it

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